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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

GOODBYE 2023. LET’S HOPE 2024 IS AN IMPROVEMENT
Cartoon published 12/31/2023

The year 2023 wasn’t a very good year for nearly everyone. The mega billionaires got richer and more powerful—but they always have good years.

A new FoxNews poll showed 66% of the country thinks we are heading in the wrong direction. What’s wrong with the other 34%? Do they like third world hordes, inflation, stifling banana republic government and censorship? As long as it’s their team in control, it’s all good. Go Blue! Yet this is no longer about Republican vs Democrats, this is about good vs. evil. Good must win or our Republic will be lost—and if America goes, it will also soon be over for the world. 2024 will be a critical year in America’s history. What we will witness will be course changing. Which will it be…The Great Awakening or the Great Reset?

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As the New Year is rung in around the globe, we are sharing some predictions for 2024. Let’s hope we don’t crack the crystal ball.

TINA’S PREDICTIONS FOR 2024:
1. Biden won’t cross the finish line in the 2024 election. He’s a dead weight. He’s dragging the Democrats down and Obama is not pleased. Look for a new, fresh face to pop up unexpectedly in the Democrat primary and it won’t be Moochelle or Gavin Nuisance.

2. Will House Republican Speaker Johnson impeach Biden? I doubt it. We may get a sternly worded tweet or a finger wag instead. Remember Johnson was supposed to release the Jan 6th footage—all of it. That didn’t happen.

3. The Deep State lapdogs—Fake News—will become increasingly shrill. Watch them take gaslighting to levels never seen before as their hopes for Biden and Marxism begins crumbling around them.

4. Taylor Swift and her Vaccine Poster Boy will break up. Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs will breathe a sigh of relief.

5. Elon Musk will land on Mars and rename it Planet X.

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BEN’S PREDICTIONS FOR 2024:
1. To gain better poll numbers, Biden will send American troops into Ukraine. Joe will act like a brave hero and expect both parties to rally behind him. Lindsay Graham certainly will. Biden doesn’t care if he risks WWIII and nuclear annihilation for all of us. The most important thing for Joe is clinging to power in order to pardon his son, Hunter. People may be angry about Joe’s war, but their protests won’t be seen on corporate media, therefore they won’t exist.

2. Climate change hucksters such as Al Gore and John Kerry will demand censorship for those who question the scam that is climate change. They must protect the human cattle from misinformation. You will think as you’re told! You will do as you’re told! The ruling oligarchy will continue to fly their private jets and live in splendor while spewing as much carbon as they like because they are saving the Earth. How dare you!

3. The James Webb telescope will discover endless galaxies that prove the ‘big bang’ was more of an infinity bang. Neil deGrasse Tyson will claim he knew it all along. The bow tie wearing science guy, too.

4. Bill Gates, the most evil man on the planet, will launch another virus to make tens of billions of dollars in profit for himself while helping Joe. Bill’s government operatives will once again demand masks, testing, tracking, lockdowns, and mandatory vaccinations. Sadly, most people will fall in line just like last time because they are statists who consider government and ’the science’ to be god-like and not subject to questioning. The next plannedemic will help the Democrats steal the presidential election again—only this time it must be on a much greater scale because Joe is so despised. More voting machines will be hacked. Trump votes will be changed to votes for Biden. More ballot harvesting will take place. More mail-in ballots from who knows whom. Ballots on pallets will arrive in the dead of night—all votes for Joe. Maybe even the illegals will get to vote. The ruling oligarchy need this to happen because they are saving Democracy. (Their democracy, not yours). We are a constitutional Republic by the way, a Democracy is just mob rule. They don’t want you to know that!

5. The IRS will not attack billionaires or even millionaires. They will target the MAGA-minded middle class. If you are one of them, expect to get audited. If you don’t obey, you risk prosecution. If you are Christian you may even get swatted! You must pay your ‘fair share’ because the Biden administration needs more of your money to send to other countries. That money will be used to fund abortion and encourage the growth of the LBGTQWTF movements as well as sex change surgery for children everywhere.

This year will most likely be quite unprecedented. We must strive for the best and prepare for the worst. God didn’t bring us this far to abandon us at the precipice.

Get ready to take a bumpy and perhaps jarring ride into history. Be aware, be prepared and stay frosty!

Happy New Year!

—Ben and Tina
Boring cartoon, but man, the rant is even more :tinfoil: than usual. Chemo brain or just brainworms?

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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

I read it as saying that long as there's at least one violent crime (which in Stiglich world probably includes Black teenagers looking at him) he thinks it's irresponsible for the media to say that violent crime is decreasing even if it is.

Being charitable, this could be because he views violent crime only on the human level (the violent criminal goes out and chooses to do violent crime for immoral reasons) rather than the analytic level (the crime rate is something that can be looked at statistically, and policy and economic factors, which are things made up by liberals to let criminals off the hook) but really that's just using too many words to say

It's simpler. To use a thread cliche: "If crime isn't rising why do I keep insisting it is?"

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Not that you ever want to give Stiglich the benefit of the doubt, but does anyone know what's going on in Philly, which he largely focuses on? Because while crime is approaching being back down to 2019 levels in most places there are a small number, DC most notably, where it's up.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Is this history in the making, the first pro-kids these days Kelly Kartoon?

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:


SHENNA SCISSORHANDS- MAINE CUTS OUT TRUMP FROM THE BALLOT
Cartoon published 01/02/2024

Maine’s Secretary of State Shenna Bellows removed Donald Trump from her state’s ballot.

She cited the 14th Amendment’s insurrection clause as the legal precedent. This ties in with the January 6 Capitol protest, which Democrats love to label as an insurrection. The J-6 committee was arranged by Nancy Pelosi to ‘get’ Trump. That rigged, biased committee condemned Trump (without giving him the opportunity to defend himself). Pelosi’s committee decision has no legal bearing on Bellows’ case.

Trump has not been convicted of insurrection—even though a great many who attended the January 6th protest are now serving long sentences in Pelosi’s dungeon. The protestors were not armed and they were lured in by government operatives. Regardless, they were treated brutally by Democrat judges. Now they want to treat President Trump with the same brutality.

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If Trump does get sent to jail, it will only make him even more popular. It’s ironic that real crooks such as Joe Biden remain free and can pull any illegal shenanigan they like and get away with it. All members of the Deep State Swamp can do whatever they like and get away with it. Trump is an outsider and they want to destroy him by any means available.

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Bellow’s case should be overturned quickly by The Supreme Court, but meanwhile other blue states are considering Trump’s ballot removal to help make him appear scandalous and unelectable. They have gone way too far and well beyond the margins of decency. That’s what Marxists, do, though. It shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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Maybe the law-fare being used against him will teach Trump a lesson. Maybe this time he won’t be so easily forgiving when it comes to traitors such as Hillary Clinton. Maybe he really will ‘lock her up’ after he’s reelected. Maybe this time he really will drain the swamp. A good first step would be to completely ban terrorist political parties like the Democrat communists.

— The GrrrTeam
Anything about the guy who entered the Colorado Supreme Court, held a security guard at gunpoint and shot the place up (without harming anyone thankfully) before being apprehended? Obviously a false flag.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:


Bob Englehart




Kellies nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell (Just look at the lovely airbrushing)
and another one that I'm not sure of the category for. Is Worst Visual Metaphor a thing? Cause it looks like the US exists in a void and there's nothing to the south or north.

e: I guess Alaska and Hawaii aren't US states in this guy's universe.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

nm

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jan 4, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:


The world is a golf ball and America is going to putt it into a hole which is Israel? What?

I'd nominate this for most incomprehensible, but the message is pretty obviously "US and Israel = bad", and y'know what? Fair enough. Instead... Kellies Nomination: Worst Metaphor

The US is trying to get the world onto Israel's point of view and it won't work? It's a bad metaphor.
E: even with the advantage Israel has of its flag blocking the ball

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jan 4, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:



Tom Stiglich


Famous supervillain, Superman (Yes, I'm aware of Injustice)
There needs to be a Kellies category for stuff like this but I'm not sure what to call it. Often it shows up as Santa bad.
e: Kellies nomination: Are we the baddies?

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jan 4, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Oh! Let me know if it works.

Kellies Nomination: Are we the baddies?

That works, thanks!

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

"So, maybe we should bring back more human cashiers because self checkouts are both a lovely experience for the customer and an enabler of shoplifting?"
"No not like that, that would be bad for the bottom line"

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

“MY LITTLE PHONY- NIKKI HALEY”
Cartoon published 01/05/2023

Ron DeSantis continues to swirl around the poll drain. Therefore the GOP establishment has switched trojan horses in midstream.

The RINOs want Nikki Haley, who is doing her best to win over a very suspicious MAGA Republican base. They have good reason to be doubtful of Nikki’s MAGA credentials—she is the proverbial ‘Trojan Horse”—a MAGA phony.

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One only has to look at who is backing Haley and promoting her to the base. It’s the GOP establishment as well as the Democrats—or as we like to call them, the Uniparty that promotes the preservation of the Swamp while waging endless wars.

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The RINOs are trying to sneak in Haley, who supports a not-so-hidden cache of globalist agendas. Like other RINOs, Haley is in it for the cash, power, and the fame of being the first woman President. What does Haley really think of the MAGA-minded conservative middle class? Like other establishment politicians, not much. She is rolling out the same old old ‘compassionate conservative’ song and dance routine courtesy of Paul Ryan. Voters got tired of that schtick two Obamas ago.

Nikki may try to pass herself off as “MAGA” but the Republican base is saying,”neigh” to this trojan horse.

Haley is weak tea compared to President Trump and Haley will give us another term of George Bush if she is elected. America needs real leadership not another “Little Phoney.”

— The GrrrTeam

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Kellies nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


I've got bad news about the actual cost of living in Florida. And crime rates.

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 7, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

I actually miss the antisemitic and transphobic Sinfests because at least there was something to discuss that was relevant to this thread.
e: A wild GARRISON appears!

quote:

DEMENTIA HITLER, JOE BIDEN
Cartoon published 01/07/2024 Signed Print Available

Trump is Hitler! The Democrats constantly tell us that, and they’ve said it for years, but now they’re shouting it with renewed shrillness.

DC—Draino, on X, mentioned how Joe is the one who best matches Hitler—he’s dementia Hitler. At first I thought his post was humorous—but then I realized he’s right! So I drew this cartoon—Joe is a natural (if doddering) Hitler!


Biden demonizes MAGA-minded Americans just like Hitler did with the Jews! Joe and his Uni-party spew lies, fear, and propaganda. They realize how effective big lies can be. Joseph Goebbels would be proud.

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Joe and his party do not tolerate opposition. Those who protest the Uni-Party could face the Gestapo, er, FBI swat teams at their doors, resulting in executions or long prison terms. Will FEMA concentration camps be next?

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Biden even talks about sending American troops to the Russian front! That didn’t end well for Hitler, nor will it for Joe.

Apparently Joe has not learned the lessons of history.

— Ben Garrison

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 8, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Older black women, a notable Trump-voting demographic.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

PATHETIC POLITICAL STICK FIGURES
Cartoon published 01/09/2024

Biden’s administration is a sham. It’s filled with DEI incompetents. That’s just the way the ruling elite wants it. It’s a humiliation ritual for patriotic Americans.

The election was stolen showed how weak and powerless we are. Those that protested were given long prison sentences.

Now we’re being told that everything is just super while our border remains wide open. We’re funding foreign wars while our military has deteriorated. The cost of living has skyrocketed. Joe and his Biden crime family can thumb their noses at us. They know they will never face justice.

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Joe and his cabinet failures are mere figureheads—political stick figures. Obama and his crew pull strings, but their strings are pulled by unelected powers behind the curtains. They make the big decisions. The mega billionaires and globalists own most of our politicians and institutions. They are the ones who ordered the climate change nonsense as well as the ‘trans’ insanity. It’s all designed to demoralize us.

Back in 2008 when Joe was running with Barack, he claimed he would make sure the border was closed. He droned on about how important it was to secure our border. Joe is operating from a different script now. He’s a hollow man who reads from a teleprompter. He may be in office, but he spent more time on vacation than any other executive in history. He may as well be on permanent vacation. Nobody’s home upstairs already.

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Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin went to the hospital and Joe didn’t know about it for nearly a week. It doesn’t matter—nobody will be held accountable if they’re on the blue team. Austin tried to remove ‘white supremacists’ from the military except to his chagrin he didn’t find any. Instead he drove out thousands of competent military men because they refused the dangerous Covid vaccines. He made sure that trannies were welcomed with open-arms, though.

Kamala Harris continues to be an unfunny joke. We’re not laughing, but she is. She cannot make a coherent speech and many times people wonder if she is high. She loves to laugh for no particular reason. Maybe it’s because she knows it’s all a joke. A sham. A freak show.

Looks like we are stuck with the stick figures. For now…

#Trump2024ToSaveAmerica

— Ben Garrison
Kellies nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell
It's still more effort than most cartoons that get nominated for this, but notable for Garrison.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Panel 3 is literally true this time.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:


Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)






Wow, not even Kirschen supports Netanyahu anymore. Granted it's because he wants someone even worse, but still Bibi might just be the most unpopular world leader right now.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Prism posted:

Kirschen wants Netanyahu replated when the Palestinians are dead (because he doesn't believe Israel is safe while they aren't). He wants him to stay right there until the job is done, then buzz off so when Israel is accused of war crimes, he can go 'But that was Netanyahu, and he doesn't have any power anymore! We voluntarily got rid of him!'.

I didn't say everyone who wants Netanyahu gone wants it for good reasons. Just observing that he might be the world leader currently in power who is least popular among his own people.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Prism posted:

Oh, I didn't make it clear enough.

I think Kirschen loves Netanyahu and what he's doing and saying things like this is strictly so that he sounds more reasonable.

He's not even saying 'Netanyahu must go'. Just that 'we need more new leaders'. And who better to mentor (sorry, 'empower') them?

And by "new leaders" he means people who will be more explicitly genocidal. I think we're on the same page.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

DODGING JUSTICE
Cartoon published 01/10/2024

On the fateful day of January 6, Ray Epps urged protestors to go ‘in’ to the Capitol. He yelled that over and over. Everyone who did go into the Capitol ended up getting identified, arrested, and handed outrageously long prison sentences by Obama judges. Not Epps. He got one year of probation and a $500 dollar fine. I’m still convinced he was working for the FBI and most likely he was secretly spying on the ‘Oath Keepers,’ when he was a leading member of that organization.

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There’s less secrecy when it comes to Anthony Fauci. He’s obviously a sadistic arch criminal who sent US taxpayer money to a bioweapons lab in communist China in order to make functional a virus that ended up killing millions. Millions more were killed by side effects from a deadly experimental vaccine that did not stop Covid, nor did it it stop its spread. Fauci profited handsomely from the planned-demic, and Bill Gates cleaned up even more. Now the diminutive know-it-all former NIAID director appeared before Congress and stated repeatedly that he ‘can’t recall.’ Fauci will never face justice.

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Another expert dodger is Hunter Biden. Since his daddy was vice president and now resident in the White House, he knew he could get away with anything—and he certainly tried everything including Russian hookers, illegal drugs, illegally obtaining a firearm, blatant money laundering through his amateur paintings, and of course accepting bribe money for his father, otherwise known as the ‘big guy.’ Oh, and don’t forget Hunter’s bag of coke he left in the White House.

If you are part of Team Globalism with ties to the Deep State Swamp, you can easily dodge any legal difficulty thrown at you.

It’s a Big Club, and you and I are not in it.

— Ben Garrison


quote:

HUNTER BIDEN GIVES THE MIDDLE FINGER TO AMERICA
Cartoon published 01/11/2024

House Judiciary members were ready to hold Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress when Hunter himself showed up to express contempt of his own.

He openly mocked the GOP committee members and the American people. It’s funny how the entire Biden family continues to flip America a stiff mid digit—and they always get away with it. Hunter knows he has a stay out of jail free card. As long as the big guy is in the White House, Hunter has little to fear.

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With Hunter’s unexpected appearance, the House descended into disorder and tensions rose. Representative Nancy Mace (R-SC) went off on Biden:

“You are the epitome of white privilege. I think Hunter Biden should be arrested right here, right now and go straight to jail!”

Hunter refused to comment.

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As soon as GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene began to question Hunter, he strode out of the hearing, running away like a petulant child who’d been caught and sent to his room.

“Hunter can’t handle being held accountable for the crimes he has committed,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. That’s not exactly true. He can handle it and he’s showing contempt for all of us. Hunter will be pardoned before he ever catches sight of a jail cell.

Will the GOP House hold Hunter Biden accountable? It’s doubtful that anyone there will lift a finger to make that happen.

—The GrrrTeam

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

Kellies nomination: worst overall

Yeah holy poo poo this is literally the Bleached Bones "parody" cartoon.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

e: nm

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jan 14, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

After The War posted:

Admit it, you just said "Botha?" and realized you had waltzed into a "Deez Nuts" joke.

I wish. I don't even remember which post I was replying to now but realized I had drank too much to make a cogent argument.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

GONZALO LIRA RIP
Cartoon published 01/14/2024

Gonzalo Lira died in a Ukrainian dungeon after suffering torture and receiving inadequate medical treatment.

An American journalist, Lira was in Ukraine to report the truth about the war. For that he was arrested and imprisoned. The US State Department did nothing to help him. Biden ignored him. The tyrant Zelensky showed no mercy because he had been criticized by Lira. The left claims Zelensky is a modern-day Churchill. Nope. He’s a two-bit Stalin.
Adding to the disgrace, the corporate propaganda media all but ignored Lira’s predicament. To be sure, the media was all in a tither when Saudi Arabia executed a Saudi citizen and dissident journalist named Jamal Khashoggi, who had written a few articles for The Washington Post. The media had their dander up about that because it enabled them to blame President Trump. Will Biden receive any blame for failing to aid Lira, who was tortured and left to die? Of course not.

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Gonzalo Lira Sr. had this to say:

“The responsibility of this tragedy belongs to the dictator Zelensky with the concurrence of a senile American President, Joe Biden. My pain is unbearable. The world must know what is going on in Ukraine with that inhuman dictator Zelensky.”

When you hear someone say that Zelensky is protecting ‘democracy,’ remind them of Gonzalo Lira.
— Ben Garrison
I've never heard of this guy and am wondering what the actual story is.

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jan 14, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:

He's a right-wing grifter 'citizen journalist' who chased his tail across various online far-right subcultures, from manosphere poo poo to anti-vax and Covid stuff. He moved to Ukraine in 2010. During the Russian invasion, he was repeatedly arrested for spreading material justifying the Russian invasion. He was basically a complete nobody until Elon Musk and Tucker Carlson started throwing his name around as a heroic dissenting journalist standing up against the evil Ukrainian regime. His journalism credentials consist of 'having a blog' and 'having a YouTube channel'.

Exactly what I assumed based on the fact that Ben made a cartoon about him, thanks.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:



Bob Gorrell


So if you rotate the cartoon so it's right side up, Biden's polls are skyrocketing. Way to gently caress up a visual that's been done to death anyway.

Skios posted:


Tom Stiglich



Kellies nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

"No Scan Do"

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Since he didn't specify who's bad and who's worse, this is a Good Cartoon taken on its own.

Content:

quote:

THE IOWA CAUCUS- WINTER’S BITTER BITE
Cartoon published 01/15/2024

Election season kicks off tonight with Iowa’s caucus. A caucus is different from regular primary voting. We won’t go into it here…suffice to say that Trump is way ahead in the polls. What’s interesting is who will come in second.

Because Trump is so far ahead, the stragglers are trying to stand out from each other. Vivek Ramaswarmy made news over the weekend telling potential voters that to “save Trump, you must vote Ramaswarmy.” That went over like a lead balloon with Trump supporters and even Trump himself chimed in and stated, “Vivek is NOT MAGA.” Whoever advised Vivek that pissing off the MAGA base is a great strategy is probably looking for a new job today.Instead of messing with the Iowa voters by playing mind games, Vivek should be supporting President Trump 100%. Trump can save himself by pardoning himself when elected. He doesn’t need Ramaswamy’s assistance.

The Iowa event coincides with pronounced wintry weather. The bitter cold probably won’t phase Iowans. They are used to it as we are up here in Montana. We had a record-breaking temperature of minus 33 degrees here in NW Montana along with a half foot of snow. Today it reached 2 degrees and it actually felt warm. We are acclimated to the cold. Al Gore would call it ‘global warming’…er.. ‘climate change.’ We call it winter. Still, those from southern states such as Florida might feel the bite more acutely in Iowa.

We support Trump, but it doesn’t hurt to poke a little fun once in a while.

Stay Warm and Stay Tooned!
— The GrrrTeam

quote:

RAMASWAMY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FOOT, BUT THEN DOES THE RIGHT THING TINA TOON
Cartoon published 01/16/2023 This cartoon was created before Ramaswamy dropped out and endorsed Trump…

President Donald J. Trump won the Iowa caucus last night in a massive landslide. After 30 minutes both FoxNews and CNN called the race for Trump.


Ron DeSantis and Vivek Ramaswamy both ended up with egg on their faces. Vivek made a huge miscalculation the day before the Iowa caucus when he tried to play a Jedi mind trick on Trump supporters. “This is not the vote you are looking for…to save Trump, vote Vivek.” Unfortunately for Ramaswamy, he isn’t close to being a Jedi, and all Vivek accomplished was the anger he received from the MAGA base. Vivek, like Ron DeSantis, both shot themselves in the foot. MAGA has a very long memory and this may send both men’s ambitions for 2028 into the trash bin. Nikki Haley alienated Trump and his supporters along time ago.

The massive Iowa landslide for President Trump sends a signal to everyone still campaigning: Get out of the way and endorse President Trump or get run over.

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DeSantis and Ramaswamy just got ran over. They both should bow out gracefully, endorse Trump and unite the base so we can get to the most important part and that is defeating and destroying Biden/Obama and the communist Democrats in November.

AND RIGHT ON CUE, VIVEK HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND HAS ENDORSED PRESIDENT TRUMP. VIVEK IS A SMART MAN, HE DID THE RIGHT THING. WE ARE CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT HIS FUTURE.

We at GrrrGraphics are proud to endorse President Trump as the GOP candidate for President. Trump is the only candidate out there with the experience, strength, and knowledge to defeat the globalists, drain the Deep State Swamp, close the southern border, end pointless wars, and save America.



According to Nikki Haley this is a ‘two person race.” 🤡

The people are with President Trump and together we will win.

—The Grrr-Team

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

DalaranJ posted:

I guess I assumed I would only get one of these but,

Special Kellies Nomination: Worst "If Climate Change, why Weather Disaster?"

That Bors one with Ramirez Hernandez saying "Hmm, I seem to draw this one later every year" would have been an appropriate pairing with that one but I couldn't find it.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Randalor posted:

Has Kirschen gone full-on :godwinning: "They are nothing more than vermin who must be exterminated and anyone who has even a touch of der jeuden Palestinian blood is impure and must be round up" or is he at least self aware enough that using literal Nazi propaganda may not go over well? Because I'd be honestly surprised if he hasn't portrayed Palestinians or other middle eastern people as rats yet.

Yes he has. There was another cartoon of his recently that was essentially "if the world is going to get mad at us regardless, we ought to just commit full genocide against the Palestinians"

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

DRIVING BIDEN
Cartoon published 01/17/2024

Joe Biden’s pride and joy (besides his son Hunter) is his 1967 green Corvette Stingray convertible.

He keeps it in his garage along with secret documents he had stored in boxes. Notice how he never had to endure an FBI raid such as the one Trump endured.

If Joe were a car, he would bear little resemblance to his slick sports car. Instead he’d be a clunker fit for a junkyard.

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His presidency has been a disaster on wheels. Biden has blood on his hands — starting with the deaths caused by his disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. He didn’t seem to care about the brave soldiers who died. Likewise, he cares little about the hundreds of thousands of dead Ukrainians—and in fact, he suggested he might send in American troops. Then there is his love for abortion and the murder of millions of the most innocent humans of all.

From his failure to secure our southern border to his economic destruction, Biden’s presidency has burned more oil than rubber and his poll numbers reflect that. His campaign has been lurching more in reverse than forward. He’d rather spend his time on vacation than riding on the campaign road.

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His handlers (most likely Obama and crew) certainly know this. The longer they delay, the worse it will get. They must figure out a way to replace Biden, but old Joe thinks he’s tuned up and ready even though he’s not operating on all cylinders.

The Democrats will have to ramp up the steal to get Biden elected. Expect the vote counts to get stalled while the Dems roll in more votes for Joe. The question is, will they risk such an obvious grand theft auto?

— Ben Garrison
I wonder what was different about Biden's situation that the FBI didn't have to raid his house, hmm makes you think

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Phlegmish posted:

How dare Taiwan democratically elect a president who does not want reunification under a repressive dictatorship

I'm starting to think this Latuff fellow is not actually committed to the cause of freedom.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Technowolf posted:



Pedro Molina



I'm pretty sure he's not defending the Uvalde police (nobody is) but it looks to me like they were ready to go in but were restrained. Someone please explain how I'm reading this wrong.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Life in the Crass Lane"

Basically plagiarizing every Payne cartoon.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

MORE THAN THEY CAN CHEW..WEF DAVOS
Cartoon published 01/19/2024

Those currently meeting at Davos could be dismissed as maniacal lunatics if it were not for the fact that most of them are mega billionaires who are spending their way toward total control of the planet. They use NGOs to control communities. They buy out district attorneys to destroy social cohesion. They already own and control most of our politicians by means of lobbyists and money. They own and control the mainstream media. They own and control major corporations and social media. Now they want to own and control all of us.

They’re using their ‘climate change’ hoax to achieve that goal, and they will enforce their agenda by means of a central bank digital currency. The CBDC will enable them to monitor and control what we buy and penalize us if our carbon footprints aren’t small enough. Eventually they want us all dead. They want to own the world and excess humans are useless eaters consuming too many resources. We are the carbon they want to eliminate.

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Of course, they can consume as much as they like and stomp around with sasquatchian sized carbon footprints because they consider themselves to be our god-like leaders. In reality they are satanic and we saw that revealed in one of their rituals. They no longer care if we know. They are all untouchable and above the law.

Blinken attended. Like Biden, he his answerable to those unelected leaders at Davos, not American citizens. None of the Davos creeps were elected. Did you vote for Gore, Kerry, Schwab, or any of the other climate change shills to hector you? Of course not. Yet they think they can get you to pay a carbon tax to ’save the planet.’

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The control freaks are now saying anyone who resists the climate change agenda are spreading ‘misinformation’ and must be silenced. It all sounds crazy, but they already succeeded when they rolled out Covid. We could not say anything to counter their shutdowns, mask-wearing, and so-called ‘vaccines.’ If anyone tried they were kicked off of social media. (GrrrGraphics was kicked off of Facebook during this time).

How many celebrities did Davos bidding? Arnold Schwarzenegger said “Screw YOUR FREEDOM!” Jim Cramer and Terry Bradshaw and many others screamed for mandatory vaccines. Billy Graham’s son Franklin said Jesus wanted you to take the Covid jabs. We can expect the globalist Google to erase all the evidence and restore their reputations, but we must not forget. The globalist test run, marshaled by murderous criminals such as Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates, was successful and now they will try it again by drumming up their ‘climate change’ panic.



You can’t vote away those who support the Davos crowd. Voting has been rigged. Look at the globalist mega-billionaire Mark Zuckerberg. He spent millions to buy the election for Biden. His paid operatives to engage in ‘ballot harvesting’ and filled drop boxes with illegal ballots.

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Yeah, it all looks bad, but we can fight back. Do not accept their digital currency. Do not buy their electric cars. Protest if they shut down farming and fishing. Do not eat their fake meat and bugs. Do not take their dangerous vaccines. Refuse to wear a mask. Show contempt for their climate change BS.

They think they can eat the entire world, but they may find that they’ve bitten off more than they can chew.

— Ben Garrison


quote:

NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY, DESANTIS OUT
Cartoon published 01/22/2023

Trump leads. Nikki claims no one likes her because she’s ‘brown.’ And Ron DeSantis rolls away like a leftover meatball.

Ron DeSantis didn’t last long. He dropped out at the start of the New Hampshire race.

Perhaps Iowa taught him a lesson and he doesn’t want to learn it again. He visited every county in Iowa and didn’t win a single one. Ron should have waited until 2028. His premature run showed voters who he is—a conservative who seems uncomfortable in the spotlight. He tried to present himself as having a more dominant presence by wearing cowboy boots with big heels. It made him look sillier, not taller. He struggled to show warmth and personality. (In that department, his wife was far more magnetic). He was supposed to be Trump without the baggage. Voters prefer Trump despite his mean tweets, the Democrat’s lawfare tactics, and legacy media lies.

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Vivek Ramaswamy was supposed to be a younger, more energetic version of Trump, but voters still prefer the real thing—and Trump shows plenty of vitality and mental agility even at his advanced age. At the recent New Hampshire rally, Trump claimed he felt better today then he did 30 years ago. Compare that to stumblin’ bumblin’ fumblin’ Joe Biden who can’t figure out how to walk off a stage and never met a sandbag he didn’t trip over.

It’s too bad the round man, Chris Christie, didn’t stay in the race for comic relief. But ‘donut man’ had better things to do, like bash President Trump on fake news.

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The race is now narrowed down to Nikki Haley (who is Dick Cheney in heels) and President Trump. Nikki might do well if a lot of Democrats switch parties and vote for her. It’s a possibility, but most MAGA Republicans know her as the last, desperate offering of the GOP establishment. She’s a RINO inside and out.

— The GrrrTeam

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

“BORDERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ BORDERS”
Cartoon published 01/23/2024

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Amy Coney Barrett sided with their far-left colleagues and ruled against Texas and its desire to secure the southern border. Like the banditos of the famous Humphrey Bogart movie, ‘The Treasure of Sierra Madre,’ Roberts and Barrett claim “we don’t need no stinkin’ borders.”

It may not come as a surprise that Roberts has sided with Biden. He’s a turncoat (or turn-robe) appointed by the globalist-minded Bush dynasty. They’ve always desired open borders. Barrett’s stance is more surprising.

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Or maybe not. Barrett says she is a ‘faithful Catholic’ and perhaps she sides with the influx from Latin America who are also Catholic. Maybe she sympathizes with families who are hurt by the razor wire along the Rio Grande, which was ordered by Texas Governor Greg Abbott. If one considers the subject carefully (and most of the Justices should) the fault lies with the illegal ‘migrants’ themselves. They are the ones who insist on breaking our law and they are doing it by the millions. It should not be the job of law enforcement to encourage and assist the incoming lawbreakers.

There are plenty of non-Catholics moving over as well. Chinese, Middle Easterners, and Africans…just about anyone in the entire world can waltz in and receive multifarious benefits paid for by US taxpayers including driver licenses, welfare, education and medical care—and most likely the ability to vote for Democrats. Joe Biden obviously wants the border wide open, even though he lies and blames Republicans for the mess.

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The majority of Americans want the border secured. The majority of Americans disagree with the Supreme Court’s majority decision. The question is, when do Americans say ‘enough!’ and stop complying when our own government is doing the opposite of what the Constitution says they must do.

The government has become the enemy of We The People and our country has now become not only a banana republic, but also a borderless one. Maybe it’s time for Texas to secede. Maybe it’s time for the states to ignore Supreme Court rulings like Biden regularly does with his student loan ‘forgiveness.’

Isn’t there a punishment for treason?


— The GrrrTeam

Ah yes nullification, which has famously never ended badly.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Technowolf posted:

Kellies nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (Antisemitism)

I don't think Klaus Schwab is Jewish(?) If so I learned something today.

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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


e: nomination rescinded, it's still a bad cartoon but not as racist as I thought.

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jan 28, 2024

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