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Apparently it went down significantly last year: https://6abc.com/violent-crime-philadelphia-police-gun-violence-district-attorney/14235716/
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Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton dressed like that. No, seriously. https://news.artnet.com/art-world/bill-clinton-blue-dress-painting-jeffrey-epstein-1628437
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the_steve posted:I can never see that, or anything analogous to that line, without thinking of that Adam4D comic where his woman mouthpiece talks about how being a submissive tradwife is the true modern feminist ideal. Might as well put that one here again, since it feels wrong for the thread not to be cursed with it:     
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Brawnfire posted:Still can't get over "full Joan of Arc" I feel like we've talked about it in this thread before, but it is really telling that the last woman whose anger feels justified enough for him to cite lived six hundred years ago.
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skeleton warrior posted:All other comments aside, this is just the worst and most forced attempt at jokes. Just absolutely dull and completely lacking in cleverness, and I don't even know how someone turns "American Idiot" - a song angry at Republican voters in 2002 - into "MAGA Idiot" and thinks they are somehow being funny, clever, or even saying anything about Green Day that they don't already wear on their sleeve. This one bit is actually a reference to something Green Day did recently, which was the impetus for the cartoon: https://www.billboard.com/music/rock/green-day-tweak-donald-trump-american-idiot-lyric-new-years-rockin-eve-1235574448/ That doesn't make it less stupid, mind, just figured the context might be interesting for some folks.
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Vib Rib posted:It's not new or surprising but it blows my loving mind every time I see people like this acting like trans people are (or are even supported by) "the establishment" in any loving sense. They're so deep in their imagined persecution that even marginalized groups that are getting almost daily hate-legislation proposed against them are somehow "the establishment" while conservatives themselves, clinging to centuries of traditional backing, sucking off billionaire elites and corporate doctrines, are clearly the plucky little rebels. It is absolutely one of the most interesting things about conservatives. Despite everything, they must at all times maintain the delusion that they are oppressed outsiders (while simultaneously representing a majority). Part of it is that they believe their positions are not just right, but self-evidently and obviously right, and that the solution to every problem is simple if you approach it with common sense. (Where, of course, "common sense" is always defined as "the most conservative position possible"). So if the conservatives had ever been in power, obviously all problems would have been solved; since they haven't, clearly conservatives have never been in power. This is also where the myth of the Deep State came from during the Trump presidency; they had to come up with something to explain why the country wasn't just immediately fixed as soon as conservatives had control of the government.
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Well, thread, today is my one-year anniversary of posting cartoons here. Lisa Benson  Pedro X. Molina  Ann Telnaes  Lee Judge  Jimmy Margulies  Ed Gamble  David M. Hitch  Mike Peters  Randall Enos  Dave Whamond  John Darkow  Bill Bramhall  Paul Berge  Amjad Rasmi  Drew Sheneman  Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)  David Horsey 
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They didn't specifically write a song about trans people as far as I know. They did write King for a Day, which is about a cross-dresser. (Not the same thing, but I did see an anecdote on reddit of the lead singer grabbing a trans flag out of the audience and waving it around during it.)Green Day posted:My daddy threw me in therapy The band has also made several pro-trans-rights statements, said they want their concerts to feel like a safe space for marginalized people (calling trans people out as an example specifically), etc. None of this is recent, of course. Billie Joe Armstrong was talking about being bisexual in the mid-90s. They've always been a politically active left-wing band that's friendly to the LGBTQ+ community.
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An actual real quote from someone describing Trump's smell: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-smells-kinzinger-armpits-ketchup-b2471229.html
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Microplastics posted:I'm glad you brought this up because he does this all the goddamn time. The main difference is that Smith usually is doing a borderless strip - in most cases, you're intended to think it's the same character continuing their thought over time, rather than a bunch of identical clones creepily finishing each others' sentences. David M. Hitch has no such scruples. It's still pretty lazy, of course. Clay Bennett  Matt Wuerker  Lee Judge  Mike Smith  John Branch  Jimmy Margulies  David M. Hitch  Don't worry, David M. Hitch. The Biden impeachment is unlikely to go anywhere. Carlos Latuff  Dave Whamond  Jeff Koterba  Monte Wolverton  Bob Englehart  Amjad Rasmi  Adam Zyglis  Walt Handelsman 
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Speaking of walking corpses, it's time again for  This is an actual thing anti-porn activists say. Like, as if it were an argument.  Not only are woke pornsters secretly in the thrall of evil, they're premature ejaculators!  You know, this really isn't a very cost-effective porn operation they're running here if it's all one-on-one. Unless that woke dude was paying millions of dollars for this or something.  Just FYI, the moon is between 225 and 250 thousand miles from Earth.    She's in the process of becoming less porny by removing some of her clothes.  Well, we've managed to get back to exactly where we were a week ago, with both of these people dying, the pimp is just dying for different reasons now. I guess I was naive to think that Tatsuya was going to wrap this up with any degree of efficiency. Pettyfest 
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Ted Rall is all for violently destroying the system as long as it in no way inconveniences him, Ted Rall.
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: It's Democratic If the Constitution Says It Gee, Ted, why does that section say someone can be removed? You think that might be relevant to the discussion? Also, didn't Rall just do a cartoon a couple of weeks ago about how democracy sucks anyway? Shouldn't he, therefore, be in favor of undemocratic policies?
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OK, I laughed. Kellies Nomination: Best Edit/Parody A good cartoon.
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And he's making the statements identical, as if there's some kind of moral equivalence between those two actions.
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Speaking of deathbeds, let's see if we can get some closure on 2023 in this week's edition of... It turned out the woke pimp was just dozens of FBI agent ghosts in a coat the entire time! ...which also means, based on earlier strips, that this whole porn enterprise is based on FBI ghosts selling things to other FBI ghosts. I'm not really sure how that's supposed to accomplish anything, which I guess makes it perfect for Sinfest.  They already were! But I guess if you didn't say that, Death wouldn't have been able to say this line that Ishida clearly thinks is cool.  As I was saving these a few minutes ago, I got to this one and thought "I mean, this is definitely someone's fetish".  And then this happened. Should I be worried that I guessed right?  Goodbye, Woke Pimp! Looking forward to finding out what the next kind of pimp is.  Well, she's talking to windows now. That's definitely a good sign.  Alas, we're not done with the pink zombie demon ex-hooker yet. The absolute loving audacity of this man, putting "happy new year" at the bottom of a strip published on January 14th. You're not a member of the Russian Orthodox Church, Tatsuya Ishida! Pettyfest  
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ZZT the Fifth posted:Are they even still FBI ghosts? They aren't being depicted with the earpieces and sunglasses anymore. ...Not that Sinfest has been known for internal consistency, despite trying to tell some kind of incomprehensible narrative in between the nazi propaganda. They're probably just supposed to be generic demons at this point, but referring to them as "FBI ghosts" is a lot funnier and there isn't a meaningful difference in motivation.
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Phlegmish posted:This one confused me for a bit, I'll be honest. At first I thought he was saying that Trump being re-elected would lead to all of these groups firing missiles at Israel, but I guess those are actually shittily drawn little planes, and he's hoping Trump will start massive bombing campaigns? Yeah, I believe the intended message is "if Trump is elected, he will immediately kill everyone I want dead, with bombs from airplanes". It's sloppy, but, well... DalaranJ posted:There’s like missing pre-panels on this one. They look so shocked. I’m going to assume that a republican just tossed a baby like a football out of the window of that house. There is no further context in the cartoon or on Peters' site, but I suspect it's about this: https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/summer-ebt-wic-funding-free-school-lunches-rcna133252
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