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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021

logger posted:

Racial harmony is when the police are free to murder minorities in the street without repercussion.

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Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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:fuckoff:

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Always fun to try and find where Gorrell got his images from. In this case, it was this slot machine piggy bank from Amazon. Also, note how you can still see the reflections from the origional reel above and below the skull and bones. Of course he got those by badly stretching this image, from an eBay listing for skull and bones stickers, which I found by doing an image search for 'skull and bones logo'.

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
That post actually clarified something I'd been wondering from the past year's Sinfest comics. That building in the top left corner was repeatedly used, and I was curious as to what it was supposed to signify. Guess that solves that mystery.

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Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021
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Congratulations to that dumb plane, for being the first A Thing Happened of the year for cartoonists across the spectrum to do an :effort: cartoon on.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
He's a right-wing grifter 'citizen journalist' who chased his tail across various online far-right subcultures, from manosphere poo poo to anti-vax and Covid stuff. He moved to Ukraine in 2010. During the Russian invasion, he was repeatedly arrested for spreading material justifying the Russian invasion. He was basically a complete nobody until Elon Musk and Tucker Carlson started throwing his name around as a heroic dissenting journalist standing up against the evil Ukrainian regime. His journalism credentials consist of 'having a blog' and 'having a YouTube channel'.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Fun fact: Germany justified its bombing of population centres during the invasion of Poland by claiming that the existence of medieval fortifications made them valid military targets.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Dallas Cowboys

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Yes. One is objectively the better option. Next question.

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I wonder how long it'll take for Republicans to make up their mind behind "Biden is Chamberlaining the Houthi and risking our precious flow of trade!" and "Biden is unilaterally bombing the Houthi and starting another forever war!"

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:jerkbag:

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

the_steve posted:

Kinda like how in any given christian movie, there's always an atheist who isn't actually an atheist because they don't believe, they're atheist because they're mad at god, but deep down know he's as real and white as the background of the textbox I'm typing into.

You just reminded me of my favourite bugfuck Christian movie, Assassin 33 AD, in which an evil Muslim refugee billionaire forces a Jewish scientist to invent a time machine to send a literal atheist death squad back in time to kill Jesus. The movie opens with the future leader of said death squad driving across America towards his new job as head of security with his perfect wife and daughter, only for them to get obliterated by a massive truck, literally thirty seconds after his wife tells him "I really believe God has a plan for us". Surviving the crash that kills his wife and daughter turns him into the stock bitter atheist of Christian cinema, complete with drinking problem, and even getting to double-tap Jesus (a thing that actually happens in the movie) doesn't get him out of his depression.

Skios fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jan 18, 2024

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Angry Salami posted:

Man, can you imagine how different the world would be if Jesus had died in 33 AD?!

The movie actually does address this. The villain is convinced that by icing Jesus in Gethsemane just before the crucifixion, he'll still be a 'great prophet' for Islam, but Christianity won't be a thing without the crucifixion to revolve around. There's actually a scene where the heroes see current time without Christianity. It's a blasted apocalyptic hellscape that's heavily implied to be the result of nuclear armageddon, because without Christianity, the concept of forgiveness hasn't been invented.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Way to tell on yourself by implying that an armed SWAT team with assault rifles is a proportional response to a property crime.

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Mindopali posted:

As an european who sees such a thread for the first time, I have no clue how much of it is caricature or not, but man is it fascinating.

As a fellow European, there's always more, and it's always worse.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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:fuckoff: Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (transphobia)

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Didn't think Varvel would be producing Medusa Rule 63.

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Oct 1, 2021
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Skios fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Jan 24, 2024

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Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Just full-blown blood libel poo poo. Incredible. At this point I fully expect him to revive that self-insert child character he ran with like a decade ago in order to depict some Jews tricking him into drawing all the cringe poo poo he drew early in his career like the Ebonics Bible.

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Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021
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Republicans: "Democrats refuse to annihilate Iran in holy nuclear fire, no matter how much they provoke us!"
Also Republicans: "Democrats are looking to get us bogged down in another forever war in the Middle East!"

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Side note: All but the dumbest conservatives have to know that 'Obiden' wouldn't work for anyone who isn't already on board with the GOP, right? Like, they can't seriously think that reminding the undecided voter of the guy who at least had a reputation for basic decency and intelligence and tying Biden to him would work?

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Obligatory Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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The Groundhog Day cartoons will continue until morale improves.

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Apparently the text on the golem is the motto for the Mossad, Proverbs 24:6.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

I AM GRANDO posted:

I don’t imagine the hebrew on his chest says anything, but does the hebrew on his chest say anything? Is it even hebrew, or is it like when anticommunists would represent russian with a bunch of random backward rs?

Skios posted:

Apparently the text on the golem is the motto for the Mossad, Proverbs 24:6.

The NIV translation:

Surely you need guidance to wage war, and victory is won through many advisers.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell, Worst Obituary.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Mark the date, Gorrell actually drew something new.

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I really wish people would get Noah's ark right...

quote:

Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
You'd best draw fourteen of every animal, you cowards :colbert:.

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Thank you for telling us you have the palate of a child, Tom.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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I'm going to take this opportunity to append this hateful doodle with a related fun fact. The creator of the Love Is... cartoons, Kim Casali, was the focus of some controversy in the late 1970s. In 1975 her husband Roberto was diagnosed with testicular cancer. They decided to have some of his sperm frozen, and after her husband passed away in 1976, she decided to use the frozen sperm to have another baby. Given the popularity of the cartoons at the time, the birth of her son Milo from IVF was worldwide news, although she was condemned too, mainly by Catholics, including Vatican newspapers who condemned her for going "against evangelical morality".

Her youngest son, Milo Casali, was born in 1977. He and his older brother Dario were a big part of the early Doom mapmaking community. They eventually caught the eye of John Romero, and were brought in to develop the mapset The Plutonia Experiment, which was one half of The Final Doom. From there they moved on to making maps for Quake, and eventually careers at Valve, including working on Half Life and Half Life 2.

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Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

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When Curtis Sliwa was shot, John Gotti jr. was the prime suspect, but in spite of three attempts by the prosecutor to put together a jury, Gotti was never formally charged. His co-host Ron Kuby later remarked that that wasn't surprising, since it would be impossible to find twelve New Yorkers who would agree that Sliwa didn't deserve to be shot.

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