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Skios posted:Al Goodwyn How about we don't worry about numbers of parents, and just worry if they're getting the support they need to raise their children? Y'know. If families are so loving important, maybe play the hand we've been dealt instead of whining about some mythical ideal not being met. loving bigot.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 14:08 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:56 |
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Angepain posted:well that's not the version of mickey in the public domain, for a start, but i'm trying to figure out why mickey mouse is in this cartoon at all. is he trying to say mickey mouse would make a good world leader? if so i'm sorry to tell you public domain mickey is an animal abusing, sexual assaulting rear end in a top hat But the boaters love him!
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 19:41 |
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Kikas posted:It always bothered me it's called "Shoots and ladders" and not "Chutes and ladders". Not in my experience. The game is Chutes and Ladders whenever I've seen it. But there's a KoRn song called "Shoots and Ladders"
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 14:15 |
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Still can't get over "full Joan of Arc"
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 15:51 |
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It doesn't help that he's not even trying to remix the titles, he's just... tacking poo poo onto them until it's a "joke". Like, "Good Riddance" has three times as many more words added
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 16:59 |
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JamesBont posted:Also, it's very funny how they were supporting songs like "Try That in a Small Town" last year to "trigger da libz", but cry foul when a left-leaning song comes out. Yeah, they act like they "finally" get to do what liberal media is "always" doing. They act like that every time. Must be great to have such an easy group to market to.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 18:24 |
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Both sides are the same right Both lost two popular elections, were impeached twice, and supported an attempted overturn of an election. It's down to eeny meeny here
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 14:57 |
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Wishing death on an old man? You're no better! Nah just kidding, he's a loving monster. What a soul-chilling little doodle
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:17 |
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It's just hilarious that there was a loving glut of material during the Trump years and yet these cartoonists have to scrabble and stretch out the tiniest poo poo now and it just never compares
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 06:35 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:46 |
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Guavanaut posted:Yeah? Lincoln was viewed as an inelegant orator too, so I bet his speeches wouldn't sound great if you put all the pauses and half repeated words in, the inebriated duck just disagrees with the message. After Trump's powerful oratory it's a real step down though, I mean that man was eloquent
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 14:44 |
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Skios posted:You just reminded me of my favourite bugfuck Christian movie, Assassin 33 AD, in which an evil Muslim refugee billionaire forces a Jewish scientist to invent a time machine to send a literal atheist death squad back in time to kill Jesus. The movie opens with the future leader of said death squad driving across America towards his new job as head of security with his perfect wife and daughter, only for them to get obliterated by a massive truck, literally thirty seconds after his wife tells him "I really believe God has a plan for us". Surviving the crash that kills his wife and daughter turns him into the stock bitter atheist of Christian cinema, complete with drinking problem, and even getting to double-tap Jesus (a thing that actually happens in the movie) doesn't get him out of his depression. BROCK LONGINUS FEELS THE COMFORTING WEIGHT OF HIS PISTOL, LANCE, AS IT SWAYS IN ITS HOLSTER
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 01:09 |
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Who is the man on the left? It doesn't say. He's taken a sign that's an historical win for Trump in Iowa GOP Primary, whoever he is.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 20:09 |
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Microplastics posted:Ok fair point, I'll give you that. I think, and this is my interpretation, that Uncle Sam is reading the headline, gripping the paper in fury (note the angry wrinkles around the hands) and the face is shrouded with black scribbles of anger. It would come across better if their style wasn't entirely black scribbles to begin with
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 18:13 |
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mlnhd posted:He drew boobs on the mom terminator (mominator) And not even a patented Horsey Style Bomb-rear end Rack®. For shame.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:42 |
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InsertPotPun posted:wait she got her last name from her aunt bear? She was named "Carmen" after her Aunt, Carmen Sense.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 17:02 |
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Nobody! It's very forced!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 17:17 |
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Just literally any crowd in any building is an insurrection by Democrat definition! There's no distinguishing features of this one, so just stop talking about it! Stop talking about it! Stop talking about it!
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 14:00 |
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Telegnostic posted:In 1990, no one ever called the president "George H.W. Bush." That is a 2000s phenomenon. I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. How the gently caress old is Carmen goddamn
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 14:03 |
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But why is Biden saying "RAMIREZ LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL 2024® CREATORS.COM"?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 03:58 |
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God I hate it when they just say "Blacks" like that It's so off-putting
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 14:07 |
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Microplastics posted:They are if you're in a plane I'm on the surface of a sphere.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 20:51 |
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Five Year Plan posted:That’s not where the pick guard goes, Tom It certainly seems like they had a reference, so wtf happened
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 00:48 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Ramirez loves drawing military hardware and aircraft and puts a lot of effort into it. Not saying you gotta hand it to him (you don't), but it makes a change from the usual lazy hacks. I love when he draws an airplane with a fivehead
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 19:24 |
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"Bok" is the sound it makes when your head hits the bar
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 17:13 |
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He's stupid and feels superior about it
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 00:11 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Evening Standard: Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep!!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 20:49 |
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I imagine there's a mold mounted on a wall they're led up to, they accept the new role, and someone high-kicks the back of their head into the mold.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 16:26 |
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I always love accusations of sanctimony from the people who'd probably kick a homeless man to death if they got the opportunity Libs focus on inclusive language but don't act to solve the problem I say as I call the cops about a dude sitting outside Starbucks too long
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 17:33 |
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Phlegmish posted:It's uh kind of a leap from saying that the right generally does not care about homeless people, which is probably true, to saying they would love to kick a homeless man to death More like a tiny hop from what I've seen but I'll take the feedback
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 22:03 |
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More like evil people keep advancing their careers despite their horrendous actions and statements being brought up each time, but okay.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 15:30 |
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Kikas posted:Satire or not I want to slap Kelly for even implying that the WW2 has started when the US joined it, not when Schlezwig-Holstein shot up my hometown. Oh every other nation is embroiled in the war, but Xitter helped the US realize it was enough on the Nazi side to not interfere.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 20:28 |
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Some EVs make this sound like an eerie, unearthly approaching choir of angels. It always freaks me out when I'm walking and I hear this X-Files rear end sound.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 14:42 |
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I dont know posted:Yup. there is a ton of Jesus in newspapers strips and editorial comics, especially around Easter. However, it's important to people like Rivers that they pretend they are doing something dangerous and subversive. Their entire world view is built around being persecuted. It's kind of sad that they can't even enjoy the celebration of things they care about, they literally turn a blind eye to it
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 03:13 |
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Skios posted:Gary Markstein I'll just let these two fasces run things from now on!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 12:50 |
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I like the hairy ballsack motif on the basilica floor
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:18 |
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Great now I'm in the VR St. Peter's basilica trying to figure out the vantage point he mutated to make this. I don't see a donkey with wings across from Longinus tho edit: I guess he's trying to do one of the angels atop this Brawnfire fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Mar 28, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:21 |
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I don't like how Horsey uses quotation marks and speech lines.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 01:20 |
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Skios posted:Al Goodwyn I always appreciate a heady mix of believing in one's own cleverness and overlooking one's own borderline illiteracy.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 16:20 |
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