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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
mcdonalds had super size for a quater more. it turned your soda and fries into a gallon of soda and 5 lbs of fries. for some reason noone thought this might be to much soda and fries and now i can no longer satiate my thirst for soda or my hunger of fries.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Coffee Jones posted:


I remember staring at green day's dookie album
part of a larger poster


Best part is the guy robbing the cop's donut at gunpoint. It's like the punk where's Waldo.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



https://youtu.be/apMnCRvxru0?si=YkRaI5nHHsI4OISA

A kind of goofy public access style tourism video that has some fun parts.

They go to the Supper Club, which reminded me of something fun from 94. One night I was at my friend’s tiny techno record store for a party and I met a guy from LA who traveled around playing digeridoo at clubs. I had recently bought a sampler and barely knew how to use it but acted like I did, just bullshitting with the guy for fun. Next thing I know he’s insisting we’re going to play shows together!

And he wasn’t kidding, he could talk his way in anywhere, just pushing us onto whatever lineup was already happening, sometimes we’d even just play right on top of whatever dj was playing, my new pal would just walk up and ask where we should plug in. I’m up there playing beats out of time with anything else, a darth vader breathing sample, a james brown sample that said “PASS THE PEAS!”, just totally random junk. My partner was blasting digeridoo and blowing fire clouds over people’s heads.

We did that to a lot of good DJs too, DJ Spooky, Soulslinger. At places like Nell’s, Save the Robots, and the VIP room at the supper club. Sometimes DJs were a little pissed off but we got away with it every time, and walking up to a club with my keyboard got me in with no issues.

Our stage invasion streak didn’t last long but it was really fun. I recommend it, just bring an instrument to a club and act like you’re there to perform and there’s a decent chance you will, for better or worse.

Coleoptera
Feb 16, 2007

SERIOUS help for active skin.
I graduated high school that year and that summer is a blur of drink and drugs and before I knew it, it was 1995.
I did dump a guy that year who was so upset over Cobain he wouldn't come out of his room and his roommates wanted to kick him out but felt sorry for him. I dumped him over the phone a few cities away while celebrating my 18th birthday. When he asked me why, I gave a big sigh and said, you are a bummer.

Man I loved the 90's.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cactus Ghost posted:

do you mean me or the op of the What Was 1993 Like thread whose op i copy and pasted along with his name regdate and avatar text

Yes

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Coffee Jones posted:

Saw this on a t-shirt and it blew my mind


I remember staring at green day's dookie album
part of a larger poster

Dad owned a 1988 Ford Escort which was getting to be on its last legs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Escort_(North_America)#1985%E2%80%931990

Played a hell of a lot of Sim City on my school's computer lab, Mac LC IIs - any kind of PC poo poo is loving expensive, USD $3500+ a seat in 2020 money. I remember visiting another school for some Jazz Band thing and a few teachers were really eager to show off their lab full of Macintosh Quadras - which ... uhhhhhhh

Chicago based, this was the era of Bulls dominance, so lots of kids wore Bulls jerseys and Starter jackets.
"Mom can I have a bulls jacket?"
"$150? no."

I got really depressed as a teenager and intentionally cut off a few friendships I'd made since grade school. The next year most of my class went to the public high school, while I went to a private catholic college prep school where 99% went to college and 10% went to an Ivy or Ivy-adjacent. One of the friends I'd broken off relationships had a brother who was a senior while I was a freshman and every time I passed him in the halls he looked at me like I was a piece of poo poo. Kids are funny.

I almost bought dookie and would have had it long before anyone I knew had heard of green day, but I went to that store to buy the green jelly album and damned if I didn't get the album I came to get.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


Sonic 3 came out in February, followed by the rest of the game being released 9 months later as Sonic & Knuckles with that weird cartridge you had to plug the Sonic 3 cartridge into. You could technically play it standalone, but it was really meant to have Sonic 3 permanently affixed as you couldn't save your game or get the best ending without it. Sega basically pioneered paid expansions for console games.

Of course, that also assumes that by the time Sonic & Knuckles came out, you figured out how to pass the Barrel of Doom™


So many people were stuck that if you called Sega tech support, you immediately got a prerecorded message that went along the lines of "if you're playing Sonic 3, you're probably stuck at a barrel in the Carnival Night Zone…" before you even got to the main menu.

shyduck posted:

We all watched a Ford Bronco

Thus began the tradition of Norm Macdonald mercilessly ripping on OJ Simpson. Probably the funniest period of weekend update in the history of SNL.

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 2, 2024

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It was the year Nicole Brown Simpson was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Weren't computers 3K or more in actual 1994 dollars?

I only started seriously shopping for one a year or so later, and remember the price always stayed around there while the specs got a bit better over time.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

in 1994 i went to my first concert, KMFDM at the Edge in Palo Alto CA. and then later that same year my first big arena show, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson at the San Jose Event Center. i had never heard of Marilyn Manson before the show and had no idea what to expect. also The Crow came out that year and half the people at that show were in the Crow makeup.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Snowy posted:

https://youtu.be/apMnCRvxru0?si=YkRaI5nHHsI4OISA

A kind of goofy public access style tourism video that has some fun parts.

They go to the Supper Club, which reminded me of something fun from 94. One night I was at my friend’s tiny techno record store for a party and I met a guy from LA who traveled around playing digeridoo at clubs. I had recently bought a sampler and barely knew how to use it but acted like I did, just bullshitting with the guy for fun. Next thing I know he’s insisting we’re going to play shows together!

And he wasn’t kidding, he could talk his way in anywhere, just pushing us onto whatever lineup was already happening, sometimes we’d even just play right on top of whatever dj was playing, my new pal would just walk up and ask where we should plug in. I’m up there playing beats out of time with anything else, a darth vader breathing sample, a james brown sample that said “PASS THE PEAS!”, just totally random junk. My partner was blasting digeridoo and blowing fire clouds over people’s heads.

We did that to a lot of good DJs too, DJ Spooky, Soulslinger. At places like Nell’s, Save the Robots, and the VIP room at the supper club. Sometimes DJs were a little pissed off but we got away with it every time, and walking up to a club with my keyboard got me in with no issues.

Our stage invasion streak didn’t last long but it was really fun. I recommend it, just bring an instrument to a club and act like you’re there to perform and there’s a decent chance you will, for better or worse.

So cool. I wish I could have met up with you back then. Heck, maybe we did? Boston NYC DC all the time.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

Weren't computers 3K or more in actual 1994 dollars?

I only started seriously shopping for one a year or so later, and remember the price always stayed around there while the specs got a bit better over time.

they were expensive as gently caress and sucked rear end

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

Earwicker posted:

in 1994 i went to my first concert, KMFDM at the Edge in Palo Alto CA. and then later that same year my first big arena show, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson at the San Jose Event Center. i had never heard of Marilyn Manson before the show and had no idea what to expect. also The Crow came out that year and half the people at that show were in the Crow makeup.

I wanna hear about this gig

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Smugworth posted:

It was the year Nicole Brown Simpson was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant

You'd think 30 years later they'd at least have some idea who did it

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Gertrude Perkins posted:

I wanna hear about this gig

it started with Marilyn Manson coming out and doing his creepy rendition of the boat ride scene from Willy Wonka, which was probably the best part of his whole set. he also had a huge fake schlong attached to his pants that he ripped off and threw into the audience

NIN's set was extremely good. the downward spiral had just come out. Reptile was probably the highlight for me. really great lights throughout the show but this was before Trent got into his video stuff, except for Hurt which had a projection on a huge screen of what looked like a coyote decomposing. at one point he threw a DX-7 into the drum kit.

there was also some kind of routine by Jim Rose Circus but i was heavily involved in some teenage romance drama at the time of their thing and wasnt paying attention

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 2, 2024

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth
Hell yeah for the NIN set, that sounds like a prototypical Downward Spiral tour gig. I can't imagine how gnarly the decomposing fox looked on a big screen in front of you. I am also kind of envious of seeing Manson on his rise, before his precipitous, awful fall. Man could work a crowd.

The Jim Rose thing interests me because it feels like the early-mid 90s were big on carnival stuff, was it just some class-tourist Americana or was there a proper trend for it?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

You'd think 30 years later they'd at least have some idea who did it

Former actor and football player OJ Simpson did a nice deep dive investigation into the mind of the killer in his novel “If I Did It”.

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

I got Theme Park for my 9th birthday :toot:

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Too much Boys II Men and Celine Dion.

digital penitence fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jan 3, 2024

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I was still playing most of the games I mentioned previously on the 1993 thread.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I smoked a pack a day or more in 1994

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



redshirt posted:

I wish I could have met up with you back then. Heck, maybe we did?

Maybe we did! :) I hope so

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Gertrude Perkins posted:

The Jim Rose thing interests me because it feels like the early-mid 90s were big on carnival stuff, was it just some class-tourist Americana or was there a proper trend for it?

well like i said i didn't really watch their set but there was definitely a kind of "dark carnival" aesthetic to some stuff in the 90's. especially of course once Insane Clown Posse started getting big and the whole juggalo scene developed, but that was a few years later, and also sort of regional. like i think it was initially just a midwestern thing and didn't really spread to the rest of the country until the early 00's. since i was on the west coast personally i never encountered any juggalos irl growing up and i didn't really know much about them until i saw people mocking them on these here forums.

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jan 2, 2024

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I became a freshman in high school. It wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be, and I finally rid myself of relentless middle school bullying and gained some confidence back quickly. There was a freshman Friday that turned out to be true, but it mainly involved shaving cream and water balloons on unsuspecting newbies. I never got hit, but I knew a few who did.

My friend asked me to go with her to a freshman dance, and it was the first time I danced with a girl. I specifically remember slow dancing to "Baby I Love Your Way" by Big Mountain and "I Swear" by All-4-One which were new songs at the time (remember the movie Reality Bites?). The dance ended after midnight and we ate at Waffle House at 1:00 in the morning. All in all, a good time (and meal).

I also switched from playing clarinet in band, something I'd done since I was 8, and taught myself the guitar and a myriad of other instruments. I was like fuckin' Mozart. Play me a song once and I could play it back nearly flawlessly by ear. It was an untapped talent that made me a side-gig musician for the next 14 years or so. I haven't really touched any instrument in about 16 years, but it's something I'd like to fool around with again. It's funny: I started out playing by sheet music for years and finished playing by ear, but I couldn't go back and read sheet music today if I tried.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You Are A Werewolf posted:

I became a freshman in high school. It wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be, and I finally rid myself of relentless middle school bullying and gained some confidence back quickly. There was a freshman Friday that turned out to be true, but it mainly involved shaving cream and water balloons on unsuspecting newbies. I never got hit, but I knew a few who did.

My friend asked me to go with her to a freshman dance, and it was the first time I danced with a girl. I specifically remember slow dancing to "Baby I Love Your Way" by Big Mountain and "I Swear" by All-4-One which were new songs at the time (remember the movie Reality Bites?). The dance ended after midnight and we ate at Waffle House at 1:00 in the morning. All in all, a good time (and meal).

I also switched from playing clarinet in band, something I'd done since I was 8, and taught myself the guitar and a myriad of other instruments. I was like fuckin' Mozart. Play me a song once and I could play it back nearly flawlessly by ear. It was an untapped talent that made me a side-gig musician for the next 14 years or so. I haven't really touched any instrument in about 16 years, but it's something I'd like to fool around with again. It's funny: I started out playing by sheet music for years and finished playing by ear, but I couldn't go back and read sheet music today if I tried.

You don't even play guitar here and there anymore? What caused you to move on from music?

naem
May 29, 2011

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

redshirt posted:

You don't even play guitar here and there anymore? What caused you to move on from music?

Lots of arrogant dickheads that got under my skin. I never had expensive gear, but I had perfectly serviceable gear in a Squier Telecaster and an Applause (budget Ovation) acoustic, but that was apparently poverty gear to others. I don't give a poo poo about it anymore, but at the time I gave up on it because I was tired of being mocked for it.

I ain't dropping a couple of thousand dollars on something I may or may not continue using later in life because some douche thought his Paul Reed Smith guitar was better. Who cares?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
The Lion King is released during the summer and suddenly the radio is bursting full of Elton John

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Lots of Ace of base, flannel shirts, and Zimas.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You Are A Werewolf posted:

Lots of arrogant dickheads that got under my skin. I never had expensive gear, but I had perfectly serviceable gear in a Squier Telecaster and an Applause (budget Ovation) acoustic, but that was apparently poverty gear to others. I don't give a poo poo about it anymore, but at the time I gave up on it because I was tired of being mocked for it.

I ain't dropping a couple of thousand dollars on something I may or may not continue using later in life because some douche thought his Paul Reed Smith guitar was better. Who cares?

I know the type. Hope you start playing music again, just for your own enjoyment.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
My parents both had cell phones. It was very important to point out that they were for emergencies for some reason.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I was about 8, and I think I remember it being pretty good

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Krustic posted:

Lots of Ace of base

hell loving yeah

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

AKA Pseudonym posted:

My parents both had cell phones. It was very important to point out that they were for emergencies for some reason.

They were expensive to use. Most plans at that time charged per minute and if it offered SMS, charged per text (both ways I think . Some would offer free nights and weekends.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Was Jim Rose the guy with a metal bar-hook in his cock that he used to lift weights or something?

The_Franz posted:

Sonic 3 came out in February, followed by the rest of the game being released 9 months later as Sonic & Knuckles with that weird cartridge you had to plug the Sonic 3 cartridge into. You could technically play it standalone, but it was really meant to have Sonic 3 permanently affixed as you couldn't save your game or get the best ending without it. Sega basically pioneered paid expansions for console games.

Lies! The Sonic 3 cart had a bunch of save slots without the need for S&K. S3 had six save slots, S&K had 8.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Mostly just going to Kroger with my mom after school then going home and drawing or something. Then eating dinner when my dad got home from work. Then taking a bath, watching some tv, and going to bed.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Sentinel Red posted:

Was Jim Rose the guy with a metal bar-hook in his cock that he used to lift weights or something?

I thought that was Jon Mikl Thor, of Zombie Nightmare and a band named after himself that was basically a knockoff of Manowar.

for me though, I was 7 in 1994 so I was probably playing my Genesis a lot or playing sports

Rags to Liches fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jan 2, 2024

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

A Concrete Divider posted:

Mostly just going to Kroger with my mom after school then going home and drawing or something. Then eating dinner when my dad got home from work. Then taking a bath, watching some tv, and going to bed.

what did you learn at school today in 1994?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Earwicker posted:

it started with Marilyn Manson coming out and doing his creepy rendition of the boat ride scene from Willy Wonka, which was probably the best part of his whole set. he also had a huge fake schlong attached to his pants that he ripped off and threw into the audience

NIN's set was extremely good. the downward spiral had just come out. Reptile was probably the highlight for me. really great lights throughout the show but this was before Trent got into his video stuff, except for Hurt which had a projection on a huge screen of what looked like a coyote decomposing. at one point he threw a DX-7 into the drum kit.

there was also some kind of routine by Jim Rose Circus but i was heavily involved in some teenage romance drama at the time of their thing and wasnt paying attention

I saw that tour and have a funny story.

My friends and I are at a strip club one night and the bouncer gets word that some people from the NIN tour are coming in. All the girls are excited thinking Trent would be there but it turns out to be Marilyn Manson and few band members. Of course no one knows who he is and he's all weird as gently caress on top of it. One girl asked for his autograph and he just wrote "I am the God of gently caress" on the napkin and handed it back to her.

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Zoeb
Oct 8, 2023
I was a child. Good year for Super Nintendo games. That was where I discovered RPGs, both video games like Secret of Mana and AD&D 2nd edition. I was an appallingly bad Dungeon Master but, in my defense, I had never previously played any RPG before.

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