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https://www.millerchevalier.com/publication/miller-chevalier-wins-50-million-judgment-against-syria-behalf-imprisoned-american He just got $50m (well, $30m after attorneys fees most likely) of Syrian sanction money for his stint in a death camp. The internet again cross over into real life. Shine on your crazy diamond. Please take your meds. e: guess I should have titled it Caro instead of his real name. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jan 3, 2024 |
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I forgot how wild his SAclopedia entry is.
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Jan 3, 2024 21:25
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the world according to Caro
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Sheesh. Well I guess he's not living in his car anymore and can afford some really good therapy. Someone update the SAclopedia entry
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How long until Caro buys SA?
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Mr. Nice! posted:https://www.millerchevalier.com/publication/miller-chevalier-wins-50-million-judgment-against-syria-behalf-imprisoned-american  sometimes your eyes see something and your brain won't believe it. Caro is up 30 MILLION DOLLARS? what in the everloving gently caress
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you're the man now, dawes
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drat, i wonder how much the folks at guantanamo are gonna get when they finally get out
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Add Professional Torture Victim to the list of careers more profitable than journalism
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One weird trick people don't want you to know about on how to get rich
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Hollismason posted:One weird trick people don't want you to know about on how to get rich pretend to be a medic and visit a war?
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Corn Glizzy posted:pretend to be a medic and visit a war? wars
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it says he is eligible to get paid out through some fund - someone is going to contest at least the full amount right?
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you think he’ll go back for more?
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I am speechless, I couldn't believe he was still alive then doubly so after what he endured and now he's a fuckin millionaire lmao
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Mozi posted:you're the man now, dawes
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Assad is pretty much judgement-proof after his El Camino got repossessed. Good moral victory, tho.
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Code Jockey posted:I am speechless, I couldn't believe he was still alive Same. Hearing that he's not only still alive but also now a multimillionaire due to suing the Syrian government over his death camp stint was definitely not on my 2024 BINGO card.
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Original goon intel reported here (and to news sources lmfao) that he was dead. Turns out it was a long-play and he's up 30mill. Siiiick
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Caro Ascending (in net worth)
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Mozi posted:you're the man now, dawes
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Lol caro what a legend
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I could use some cash, anybody wanna give me an Indian burn or flick my nuts
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Upgrade posted:Most successful goon project yet lol
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Upgrade posted:Most successful goon project yet
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Ichabod Tane posted:Original goon intel reported here (and to news sources lmfao) that he was dead. IIRC the reporting after he went dark that he was last seen in a syrian work camp begging for death. People presumed he was dead as a result. Then John loving Kerry brings him home. Now he’s rich. Just the craziest poo poo.
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Upgrade posted:Most successful goon project yet
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Mr. Nice! posted:IIRC the reporting after he went dark that he was last seen in a syrian work camp begging for death. People presumed he was dead as a result. Then John loving Kerry brings him home. Now he’s rich. Just the craziest poo poo. one of the guys who provided the info to the US that helped get him out was a Syrian surgeon imprisoned in the same Hell Prison who was later tortured to death there there were many good reasons to assume he was dead, and indeed, if you read the ruling, he's suffering permanent serious chronic pain from the torture and mistreatment
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Caro multiclassed as a medic and a sniper and probably killed at least one other human being before winding up in prison
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Jose Oquendo posted:I forgot how wild his SAclopedia entry is. This is possibly the one of the most entertaining five minutes I've ever spent on the internet. e: nm forgot about porn
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Caro, you've got a bone to pick with the police, with the CIA, with doctors, psychiatrists, members of authority in general, and with those assholes who keep broadcasting words into your head. You sent me a PM requesting permission to call out one of the forum Cops- well, here is your chance to call him out! This is a mod challenge, and you have your choice of 3 ways to avoid a ban. If any one of the three are successfully completed, you will not be banned: 1) Challenge a forum cop to a boxing match, with at least two other forum members attending the match as witnesses. The match must adhere to AAU, Golden Gloves or USA Boxing rules. If the challenge is not accepted, or is accepted and you lose, you get banned. If the challenge is accepted and you win, you'll be allowed to post in the Police thread again. (This is not a carte blanche to troll/flame, and forum rules will still apply, but you'll be cut some slack for your considerable efforts.) High-quality video of the match must be posted. 2) Post a letter from a qualified and licensed psychiatrist, dated after today, that states that you are not suffering from any delusions or paranoia. This letter must be verifiable. (You may PM me the Dr's contact information.) 3) Video or a series of at least 10 still photos of you streaking a police station whilst giving the finger with both hands to every uniformed officer you see. The police station must be clearly identifiable, and at least 2 uniformed officers visible. A verifiable police report of the incident must also be provided. You have until 9PM EST on July 24th to complete this challenge. If the boxing match is accepted, we will consider the planned date of the match, and extend the deadline. Update: Caro is unable to complete the first challenge, and unwilling to complete challenges 2 or 3. This challenge is over.
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caro won $50 million dollars and Grover has a house that probably fell on his head
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MrQwerty posted:caro won $50 million dollars and Grover has a house that probably fell on his head Caro buy the groverhouse
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you sure this was the most successful goon project? i thought that one book featured on NPR had determined electing donald trump was our greatest achievement
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