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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

you sure this was the most successful goon project?

i thought that one book featured on NPR had determined electing donald trump was our greatest achievement

Never knew you were a chud. Smdh

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all this dave chapelle talk lately has radicalized me

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

you sure this was the most successful goon project?

i thought that one book featured on NPR had determined electing donald trump was our greatest achievement

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

in real word tangible value, after all debts and assets and :words:

there is a non-zero chance that frikken Caro will be richer than :smugdon:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Upgrade posted:

Most successful goon project yet

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Millionaires hate this one weird trick to join the millionaire club

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Upgrade posted:

Most successful goon project yet

I can't believe Caro's now the richest goon on here.

Buy the site Caro open up the front page.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What if Caro loses all the money overnight by investing in bitcoin :ohdear:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Vampire Panties posted:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

in real word tangible value, after all debts and assets and :words:

there is a non-zero chance that frikken Caro will be richer than :smugdon:

lol it really is the dumbest timeline

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

All part of Caro's plan to buy the forums

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

All part of Caro's plan to buy the forums

Finally someone will read all the posts in SAD and fix everything

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I hope he's able to use the money to get help and be in less pain.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
hey caro, hi, hope you're okay and reading this

can i have some money please?

thanks

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mr. Nice! posted:

https://www.millerchevalier.com/publication/miller-chevalier-wins-50-million-judgment-against-syria-behalf-imprisoned-american

He just got $50m (well, $30m after attorneys fees most likely) of Syrian sanction money for his stint in a death camp.

The internet again cross over into real life. Shine on your crazy diamond. Please take your meds.


e: guess I should have titled it Caro instead of his real name.

I can change the title if you want. More people might open it if they know it's about Caro.

Who is, astoundingly, not only still alive, but now rich. :stare:

Edit: On second thought, I'm just going to go ahead and change it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bad Purchase posted:

drat, i wonder how much the folks at guantanamo are gonna get when they finally get out

lucky fuckers

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
lmao x 50 million

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Time to cover a really nice house in tinfoil.

Mr. Nice! posted:

e: guess I should have titled it Caro instead of his real name.

Had to do the "I don't know that name, I know that name" dance.

And now a mod changed the title, lol.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Why is it goons somehow gain success after leaving the site?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

super sweet best pal posted:

Why is it goons somehow gain success after leaving the site?

idk if I'd call caro a success story

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Though at the top level of super GMs in chess they don’t play it as much the Caro-Kann really is a winning defense against 1.e4 and allows you to bypass a lot of shenanigans by white, hell, even the super GMs will play a Caro every now and then in a classical tournament and most definitely in blitz play. I’d suggest the Botvinnik variation if you can get into it as it’s more dynamic for black than the standard advanced variation

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

MrQwerty posted:

idk if I'd call caro a success story

what about Lowtax after he left

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

EorayMel posted:

What if Caro loses all the money overnight by investing in bitcoin :ohdear:

Given his luck he'd quadruple it within a year.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Upgrade posted:

Most successful goon project yet

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
trying to think how long i'd stay in a syrian torture camp for 50 million

at least one week, maybe two depending on how room service is

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I wonder what the torturers are thinking right now, assuming they were also not tortured to death after being ruled guilty of treason before the news happened.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

I don't see someone with some serious mental issues having millions of dollars a good thing. Sounds like a story that ends with the phrase 'and that's when they found the body years later.'

Hope he gets help and moves on with life.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
hey caro i'm pretty sure the guy who told your family you were dead in syria jail now has a very well known investigative journalist group lol

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Hope he buys Groverhaus and fixes it to spite Grover & the mod challenge

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Caro is still permabanned, someone should go in the admin panel and unban him so he can talk about wtf is going on

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Lmao holy poo poo.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
Whst on earth is going on? :signings:

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Mozi posted:

you're the man now, dawes

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Valiantman posted:

Whst on earth is going on? :signings:

At this rate Caro will be President of the United States within 8 years.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

CaptainSarcastic posted:

At this rate Caro will be President of the United States within 8 years.

Watch caro start a loving war

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

fartknocker posted:

Watch caro start a loving war

EDIT

I have been on this dumb site a looooooong time. I've shared some of the weirder stuff I've found with IRL friends; Caro was my own personal example on just how loving weird this site is, and now he's an 8 figure idiot

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Holy fuckin poo poo.

I mean... Wow. Caro's story is probably the most insane thing I've ever read and even in 2024 it just keeps getting weirder.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Toxic Mental posted:

Caro is still permabanned, someone should go in the admin panel and unban him so he can talk about wtf is going on

he was unbanned when word came out that kerry brought him home


https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=42033

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

CaptainSarcastic posted:

At this rate Caro will be President of the United States within 8 years.

and somehow not even the worst of the realistic timelines

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
caro buy this website from jeff

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