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Mr. Nice! posted:He’ll definitely get his money because his lawyers want theirs and cannot get their cut until he is paid. He’ll get roughly 60-67% or so depending on the contingency agreement. They’ll also deduct costs but those will be at most $10-20k depending on expert fees and medical evaluations. Yeah punitive is taxable and comp dam is almost always tax-free*, generally with cases like this it'll get referred by his lawyers to an FA they work with that specializes in structured settlements; that FA will set him up with a SPIA with a fixed PC and then he'll start getting payments like a month, month and a half, after things are settled and set up. Annuitization is the easiest part, the rest of it is hell. I only remark on the lawyers because I haven't seen the full text of the judgement and order yet but I hope the judge set a cap on the firm cut. *There are exceptions I'm not your FA don't listen this is not financial advice etc
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Treecko posted:Honestly? Good for him. He might be one of the luckiest people to ever live, rivaled only by those koreans who got captured at D-Day
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Isentropy posted:Funny enough by going to Libya he ended up on those super secret government watch lists he thought he was on due to his schizophrenia By popular demand posted:I was never following the Caro syrup drip but I was sad when the forums had good reason to believe him dead and absolutely flabbergasted when he was brought back.
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Lolie posted:I hope Brown Moses is weeping over this news. He'll finally be able to buy that sniper rifle promised to kill my family with.
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Brown Moses posted:He'll finally be able to buy that sniper rifle promised to kill my family with. Didn't he call you a fat nerd on twitter?
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Budzilla posted:Didn't he call you a fat nerd on twitter? Him and thousands more. Caro's story and my involvement is told here https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/syria-isis-kevin-dawes
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Brown Moses posted:He'll finally be able to buy that sniper rifle promised to kill my family with. You basically gave him 50 mil so i think we can all say youre about even rn
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Budzilla posted:Didn't he call you a fat nerd on twitter? Caro may be a moron millionaire war criminal but when you're right you're right
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Lol how people told him not to go and he doubled down harder and put himself in that situation. And even tried to get others involved. Moron.
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Jan 4, 2024 15:56
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I hope he gets the care he needs, which is probably restriction from the internet and video games for the unforeseeable future.
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Treecko posted:Lol how people told him not to go and he doubled down harder and put himself in that situation. Sour grapes effect in action
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I am glad I am alive to witness these interesting times. I am also horrified, but i'll take the comedy with the horrors.
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Like...he tried. He really did, and that's more than you can say for some. But you can't just go waltzing through an active war zone with hopes and dreams, and your online ordered medical supplies. He'd probably be a good medic NOW that he's got some real life experience. Again, he was a moron. But I guess I'm glad he lived.
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Let's not forget that he is also severely schizophrenic.
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Please give back a little to your alma mater comedy forum if you ever make it big as a goon. We could hire more coders
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C. Everett Koop posted:trying to think how long i'd stay in a syrian torture camp for 50 million
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Treecko posted:Like...he tried. He really did, and that's more than you can say for some. he literally did though
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Mr. Crow posted:he literally did though Twice! He had one failed attempt between the two, and the second didn't work out too well in the short run but netted $50m in the end.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I hope his lawyers set him up with a good financial planner and he continues to take care of himself. Yeah, he can visit every active war in the world with that kinda money
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Jan 4, 2024 17:48
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Caro is pretty inspiring if you think about it
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Treecko posted:Like...he tried. He really did, and that's more than you can say for some. By goon accounts I seem to recall he was doing trauma surgery with no medical training and misrepresenting himself as a doctor to injured people?
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Lazy_Liberal posted:inspires me to take a poo poo Now every time I crap I'll remember I'm saving the world about as much as Caro did, albeit with far less risk to my self (and others).
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Going all in and fully committing to your insane murder fantasies is the new grindset for 2024
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Drone_Fragger posted:By goon accounts I seem to recall he was doing trauma surgery with no medical training and misrepresenting himself as a doctor to injured people? Yeah, because in his head, he WAS a trained medical provider. He saw it on YouTube and was like "Yeah, I could do that"
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It's been a while but the video I saw showed him shooting a Dragunov at a door for target practice or something and I seem to recall someone else he was fighting with straight up calling him crazy. If he's lucky in any way it's to have survived. He could easily buy SA now. He could just buy it out and drop the database but I don't know how big his grudge was with this place. It seemed to be more about government agencies.
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Upgrade posted:Caro is pretty inspiring if you think about it He's taking Caro business. Every day. Taking Caro business, every way.
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He's going to Forrest Gump his way into an interesting life, only with psychosis rather than diminished IQ.
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Caro please do not spend your Syria torture payout on a plane ticket to Ukraine. I know you're thinking about it.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Caro please do not spend your Syria torture payout on a plane ticket to Ukraine. I know you're thinking about it. He's thinking about going to Israel instead OP
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I. M. Gei posted:He's taking Caro business.
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Moon Slayer posted:Let's not forget that he is also severely schizophrenic. Lol, why should we not forget that?
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I. M. Gei posted:He's taking Caro business. 
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Jelly posted:I'm so curious what this man will spend that money on i hope nobody on these forums ever finds out, he has someone competent manage it for him, and he uses some of it to get the help he needs
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MrQwerty posted:i hope nobody on these forums ever finds out, he has someone competent manage it for him, and he uses some of it to get the help he needs That's probably not going to happen.
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Treecko posted:Like...he tried. He really did, and that's more than you can say for some. uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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