Caro Stays Winning

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Justin Godscock posted:

So what you are telling me is Caro is the most financially successful goon of all time.

deadmau5 probably has significantly more money but idk

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:53

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Chinatown posted:

deadmau5 probably has significantly more money but idk

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 04:53

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Hey do you think Caro already got the money and he's insane rereg guy?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 05:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Smugworth posted:

Hey do you think Caro already got the money and he's insane rereg guy?

nah. also we don't need to give them any attention. this is a thread for celebrating victory.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 05:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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drat, I misread and thought this was going to be a thread about flamboyant Spanish icon Charo.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 05:45

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

drat, I misread and thought this was going to be a thread about flamboyant Spanish icon Charo.

This is neither here nor there, but as an American who grew up seeing her on The Love Boat and other lovely TV it was kind of mind-blowing to find out she was an accomplished and respected guitarist.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 06:24

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

This is neither here nor there, but as an American who grew up seeing her on The Love Boat and other lovely TV it was kind of mind-blowing to find out she was an accomplished and respected guitarist.

drat...... well I learned something today

# ? Jan 5, 2024 06:40

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Am I to believe that deadmau5 was a goon

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:05

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M_Gargantua posted:

Am I to believe that deadmau5 was a goon

Yup

So was Jon Stewart

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:08

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Another Bill posted:

Yup

So was Jon Stewart

wow the comedy gold thing is still going in 2024

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:11

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

M_Gargantua posted:

Am I to believe that deadmau5 was a goon

deadmau5 was a mod

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:12

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Another Bill posted:

Yup

So was Jon Stewart

We know Deadmau5�s username, though.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:18

Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

M_Gargantua posted:

Am I to believe that deadmau5 was a goon

he modded GBS for awhile

e: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761953

Regrettable fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Jan 5, 2024

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:28

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:33

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

So, a syrian surgeon, a hero who probably saved tons of lives in the war torn nation, probably gave his life to bring Caro back to the US, who impersonated a doctor to injured Syrians to try and treat them? Am i getting that right?

And he's getting $$millions?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:04

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

This is some Forrest Gump-rear end poo poo.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:05

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

This is some Forrest Gump-rear end poo poo.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:12

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

pillsburysoldier posted:

So, a syrian surgeon, a hero who probably saved tons of lives in the war torn nation, probably gave his life to bring Caro back to the US, who impersonated a doctor to injured Syrians to try and treat them? Am i getting that right?

And he's getting $$millions?

He was doing the doctor/sniper multiclass thing in Libya, not sure if he did it in Syria, too.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:16

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

pillsburysoldier posted:

So, a syrian surgeon, a hero who probably saved tons of lives in the war torn nation, probably gave his life to bring Caro back to the US, who impersonated a doctor to injured Syrians to try and treat them? Am i getting that right?

And he's getting $$millions?

If Caro is getting $50 million from money the US has collected as sanctions, I wonder just how much is in that fund.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:22

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Lolie posted:

If Caro is getting $50 million from money the US has collected as sanctions, I wonder just how much is in that fund.

Probably lots.

This article isn't funny, but it does go over the US sanction regime pretty well: https://harpers.org/archive/2013/09/a-very-perfect-instrument/

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:28

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

What am i even doing with my life?

Not that i want to do as caro, but reality apparently isnt as constraining as im making it out to be.

Maybe ill apply to med school or something worthwhile

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Jan 5, 2024

# ? Jan 5, 2024 08:36

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I wonder if Caro gets saner every time some goon develops a mental illness about him

# ? Jan 5, 2024 09:02

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I wonder if Caro gets saner every time some goon develops a mental illness about him

# ? Jan 5, 2024 09:31

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

CaptainSarcastic posted:

He was doing the doctor/sniper multiclass thing in Libya, not sure if he did it in Syria, too.

He got immediately detained when entering Syria while trying to sneak across the border.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 09:33

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr. Nice! posted:

they should have an EDM banger off

# ? Jan 5, 2024 12:21

Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

I forget about Caro for years at a time, until some new absolutely crazy poo poo happens.

Will we ever get off Caro�s Wild Ride?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:29

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Can he hold public office?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 13:42

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pillsburysoldier posted:

Can he hold public office?

Depends where he parks.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 14:07

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

He's gonna Michael Larson's his fortune and lose everything in a string of comedically poor investments

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

This is some Forrest Gump-rear end poo poo.

lmao

# ? Jan 5, 2024 14:39

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

i used to work for a gang stalking company that had caro as a targeted individual and he always seemed pretty normal to me whenever i drove by his house in san diego, honking all day

# ? Jan 5, 2024 16:54

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I imagine he will get a few million more for the movie rights of this whole story. I�m looking forward to how �the trolls of somethingawful� are depicted.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 17:23

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I wonder if Caro gets saner every time some goon develops a mental illness about him

# ? Jan 5, 2024 17:36

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

first thing i�d do with that kind of money is buy a pepper cannon. hell, maybe two pepper cannons. one for the kitchen, one for the table.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 18:07

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Buy a third pepper cannon as a decoy to throw off the CIA and FBI agents that are breaking into your house to spy on you, obviously.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 18:21

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Sophy Wackles posted:

I imagine he will get a few million more for the movie rights of this whole story. I�m looking forward to how �the trolls of somethingawful� are depicted.

I can't wait to see the 13 hours/Caro expanded cinematic universe

# ? Jan 5, 2024 18:25