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drat fine whale bones today, eh gents? think im about to luck into a nice rich vein of marrow. oh i can just feels it i can. pretty cool how food just falls down upon us from the Bright Up Above. do you think its real what they say about intelligent life in the shallows? i think its a load of rubbish, but then my mate says to me "eh how do you account for all the microplastics?" crimes |
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Ah poo poo, here come the crabs. |
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Jan 4, 2024 02:42
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nom nom nom nom |
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Did you ever wonder if there's more? More whale carcass? No, more to it than chewing through whale carcass bones. Like, we feast on whale bones, make eggs, the eggs hatch, they feast, they make eggs, then what? Sometimes the crabs come Yeah I guess. But what happens when there's no more whale carcass? Listen, in all my life, and the lives of every one of my ancestors, there has never not been whale carcass. What's gotten into you? I dunno. Sometimes I just wonder where the whale came from. Where we came from. Where we're going.... Ah poo poo, here come the crabs. |
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Jan 4, 2024 03:11
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I trot over (I'm a sea pig) and make an angel in the marine snow and then dig a nice comfy spot next to a good finbone and start gnawing
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You should go talk to her! Dude, she's a tube worm! I'm a nobody. Don't be so hard on yourself, you've got a lot going for you! Like what? Well for one thing, you can digest bone, not many tube worms can compete with that. I guess. I don't see how that'll help me get past her hard mineralized exterior though . God she's so tall, just look at her! She's perfect. Go ask her out! The worst she can do is disappear into her tube while you cook it the superheated water around her! It would be a blessing at that point! Ah poo poo, here come the crabs. |
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Jan 4, 2024 08:40
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(nudging the worm next to me) the best bone is in the bone
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Jan 4, 2024 16:43
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the king bone worm is the one who finds the ambergris
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Jan 4, 2024 22:25
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that is old Kentucky whale, and they have been there
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Gary and Brian, poking their bodies through the empty eye sockets of a hollowed out molted crab shell "Hey look at us, we are crab! Look out! We are come to eat worm and whale alike! We make no distinction! Haha look at our hard exoskeleton!" "cut it out guys, that poo poo ain't funny. You weren't here... Ah poo poo, here come the crabs." |
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Jan 4, 2024 23:29
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*takes a bite of flesh and shudders*
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Jan 5, 2024 01:54
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You gonna eat that bit? nom nom nom nom |
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Jan 5, 2024 02:13
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Ugh, I just... yeah, it's Jake again, he's chewing with his mouth open the whole time. That sound. It's not that it's moving at 1500 meters per second, it's that before the whale, it was dead silent, and then some of us get here and there's some light nibbling, but then Jake arrives and it's all CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP HAY GUYS GOOD STUFF HUH and whale bits are falling out of the sides of his mouth. |
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Jan 5, 2024 04:17
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is that a whale bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me 
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Jan 7, 2024 03:43
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rear end-penny posted:is that a whale bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me yes. |
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Jan 7, 2024 04:26
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Did these whale things used to be alive? If so, they must have fed on some other creatures. It makes one ponder the ethical conundrum of the necessity for life to consume life. Do you ever think about dying? |
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Jan 7, 2024 04:45
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https://youtu.be/u91t0_wfL6k?si=v2ljdGtqJ8ii4NL2 our only home is bone
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Jan 7, 2024 20:42
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Do you ever th- aw poo poo, here come the crabs |
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Jan 8, 2024 08:28
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(talking normally, severed head moving correct amount) actually creab Good
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im mad about how they always show us in a time lapse , it makes us look silly
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