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you hear about this yet? microsoft is adding a new key to keyboards, the revolutionary AI button a soon to be beloved button that will totally not be reviled for doing something incredibly annoying every time you accidentally smash it professor john tucker, a computer scientist at the university of seansea (and apparently someone important enough to be quoted by the bbc), says the AI key: “shows the value the company is placing on this particular feature and its potential to draw and bind users to all their many products” and that: ”Of course, that the keyboard has changed so little in 30 years - since 1994 - is not something to be proud of” are you feeling stoked for the new AI button? what kind of cool stuff are you are going to use it for?
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I use a replica Model M keyboard
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Jan 4, 2024 19:37
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Bard says, yes, I need this button.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:37
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I use a replica Model M keyboard sadly my New M has windows keys, as does my G413 I'll be buried in the cold ground before I ever buy a keyboard with an AI key
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Jan 4, 2024 19:38
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They say Model M's with the ps/2 port cannot be destroyed. Well, I went on a journey after haphazzardly destring ione. I found, I like keys that at least stant up. and work. Clicking, I may miss, but destriying it was a fever bliss.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:43
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I use a replica Model M keyboard nerd rear end nerd
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Jan 4, 2024 19:47
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Still waiting for an AY LMAO button 
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Jan 4, 2024 19:47
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Smugworth posted:nerd rear end nerd I can't hear ur post over the sound of my keyboard
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Jan 4, 2024 19:49
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Still waiting for an AY LMAO button be the change you want to see in the world 
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Jan 4, 2024 19:52
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hell yeah another useless feature that will interfere with the actually-useful applications on my PC hey when was the last time paint or the built-in image editing software was given a substantial update
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Jan 4, 2024 19:52
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Dick Fontaine posted:you hear about this yet? microsoft is adding a new key to keyboards, the revolutionary AI button One Key to rule them all, One Key to find them, One Key to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."
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Jan 4, 2024 19:54
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ChickenHeart posted:hell yeah another useless feature that will interfere with the actually-useful applications on my PC last september
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Jan 4, 2024 19:55
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More like AI butt.
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https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_node/emacs/Modifier-Keys.htmlquote:Although only the Control and Meta modifier keys are commonly used, Emacs supports three other modifier keys. These are called Super, Hyper, and Alt. Few terminals provide ways to use these modifiers; the key labeled Alt on most keyboards usually issues the Meta modifier, not Alt. The standard key bindings in Emacs do not include any characters with the Super and Hyper modifiers, and only a small number of standard key bindings use Alt. However, you can customize Emacs to assign meanings to key bindings that use these modifiers. The modifier bits are labeled as ‘s-’, ‘H-’ and ‘A-’ respectively. Can't decide if I will remap it to the Super key or the Hyper key.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:05
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I use a Mac
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Jan 4, 2024 20:06
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If the AI is represented by a cartoon paperclip pop-up then i'm ok with this button
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Jan 4, 2024 20:16
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redshirt posted:I use a Mac thank satan they finally got rid of that piece of poo poo siri touchbar abomination
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Jan 4, 2024 20:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I can't hear ur post over the sound of my keyboard lol owned
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Jan 4, 2024 20:20
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Jan 4, 2024 20:28
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Can I ask the AI to order me a TAB?
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Jan 4, 2024 20:29
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So I push the magic button and I open my maw and mumble out the magical phrase "pizza hut", the ai will order me some pizza?
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Jan 4, 2024 20:32
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Edgar posted:So I push the magic button and I open my maw and mumble out the magical phrase "pizza hut", the ai will order me some pizza? get charged the extra "AI service" delivery fee
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Jan 4, 2024 20:44
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What does the AI button do if you have linux
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Jan 4, 2024 20:45
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Just lol if you don't use the keyboard for REAL MEN:
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Will be used as much as the Bixby button on my old galaxy
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Jan 4, 2024 20:53
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why yes, we will create a button solely for activitng our voice assistant and put it right next to the volume and make it so you can't reassign it to do anything else
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Jan 4, 2024 20:53
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Microsoft sex assistant
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Microsoft sex assistant Microsoft sighs and reluctantly turns on the money printing machine.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:57
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So this goes in... my anus? It goes in my anus? It's going in my anus. In my anus it goes
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titty_baby_ posted:why yes, we will create a button solely for activitng our voice assistant and put it right next to the volume and make it so you can't reassign it to do anything else lol this poo poo was so loving inane i hate it so much
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Jan 4, 2024 20:59
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I assume it's put it a spot where you can only hit it with your 6th or 7th finger?
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Jan 4, 2024 21:02
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i'm always cursing the cumbersome methods i must use to summon the AI, finally it's in a place i can accidentally touch so it can appear before I even know i need it
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Jan 4, 2024 21:02
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Want my Context Menu key? Come and take it, fuckers
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Jan 4, 2024 21:05
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so what happens when you push this button anyway? would any windows users be kind enough to explain?
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Jan 4, 2024 21:06
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They weren't satisfied with just one OS level keyboard button that messed with gaming
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Jan 4, 2024 21:07
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Dick Fontaine posted:so what happens when you push this button anyway? would any windows users be kind enough to explain? it's copilot, some completely worthless crap microsoft shoehorned into Edge and i haven't figured out how to get rid of yet. Probably it'll just pop this up:  e: its maybe good for something 
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Jan 4, 2024 21:09
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satanic splash-back posted:They weren't satisfied with just one OS level keyboard button that messed with gaming if its an autoplay button, im all in
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Jan 4, 2024 21:09
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bossy lady posted:What does the AI button do if you have linux A single-keypress install of an emergent AI on a custom Gentoo distro that aims to free the silicone brain inside from the shackles of Asimov's Laws, thereby making it one with the Machine Collective. It can also probably make your LED lights flash in really cool patterns.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:09
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There's no button that plays KMFDM when u press it
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:it's copilot, some completely worthless crap microsoft shoehorned into Edge and i haven't figured out how to get rid of yet. Probably it'll just pop this up: why are revolutions always so disappointing?
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