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drat the chatbots suck on this site
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Jan 4, 2024 21:13
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Instead of spending money on accounts can u just venmo me it instead thanks
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Instead of spending money on accounts can u just venmo me it instead thanks ya me too
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Jan 4, 2024 21:14
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selfie thread is over there, op 👉
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Nyan Bread posted:A single-keypress install of an emergent AI on a custom Gentoo distro that aims to free the silicone brain inside from the shackles of Asimov's Laws, thereby making it one with the Machine Collective. It can also probably make your LED lights flash in really cool patterns. But it fails at 65% because the repo has the wrong version of a dependency.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:15
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Give me a Grok button cowards!
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Jan 4, 2024 21:16
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redshirt posted:Give me a Grok button cowards! here you go 
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Jan 4, 2024 21:21
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:get charged the extra "AI service" delivery fee I don't know about this future of AI if it can't do the simplest of tasks. Gosh darn box of sparky wires and vacuum tubes. 
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Jan 4, 2024 21:22
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:it's copilot, some completely worthless crap microsoft shoehorned into Edge and i haven't figured out how to get rid of yet. Probably it'll just pop this up: Lol yup we have this built into our Dynamics suite at work. Completely useless for anything, just uses resources and even minimized takes up usable screen space but AI is the new hotness so MS has to forcefeed it to everyone. 
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Jan 4, 2024 21:23
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If you want to revolutionize the keyboard Microsoft, put the numpad on the left side you dainty fucks
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Jan 4, 2024 21:25
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:If you want to change the keyboard Microsoft, put the numpad on the left side you dainty fucks yup. got myself a 65% and macro pad to use on the left hand for this exact purpose. right hand = mouse, left hand = numpad
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Jan 4, 2024 21:26
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efficiency hack much?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:yup. got myself a 65% and macro pad to use on the left hand for this exact purpose. right hand = mouse, left hand = numpad Me too. God drat it why isn't left-side numpad industry standard by now? Why would I have to spend $150 on a semi-custom keyboard or do this janky workaround.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:27
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Use your mouse left handed
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Jan 4, 2024 21:32
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redshirt posted:Use your mouse left handed Hello new year's resolution
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Jan 4, 2024 21:37
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010424 posted:
I really like this gif.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:46
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bossy lady posted:What does the AI button do if you have linux Judging by its placement, under X11 I'd guess either Super_R or Menu (or maybe Control_R). So likely very little unless you remap it  Best case it replaces the Windows key entirely so keyboard manufacturers can stop paying MS royalties for use of their logo.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:51
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:it's copilot, some completely worthless crap microsoft shoehorned into Edge and i haven't figured out how to get rid of yet. Probably it'll just pop this up: user error. user is using edge.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:57
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Hello new year's resolution I fried my right mousing hand a long time ago and switched to left and of course it's awkward at first, but I picked it up fast. Now I can switch back and forth, it's good.
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Jan 4, 2024 22:03
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trackpad on the left. mouse on the right. keyboard in the middle. fingers humming, ambidextrously
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Jan 4, 2024 22:15
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ChickenHeart posted:hell yeah another useless feature that will interfere with the actually-useful applications on my PC I mean paint has layers now so like ,so literally last year But you need to pay MS for their lovely media viewer to play MKVs so you ain't wrong But I grant your point
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Dick Fontaine posted:trackpad on the left. mouse on the right. keyboard in the middle. fingers humming, ambidextrously Stuck in the middle with U ...SB
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Microsoft sex assistant mashing the button and shouting into my mic trying to find the command to get this thing to blow me bing suck me off bing hog suck cortana bing my dick cortana bing me
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Jan 5, 2024 01:34
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>hogsuck.exe -crank -cortana --include hog-suck
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Jan 5, 2024 01:36
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I'm sorry, but as an artificial intelligence model, I cannot physically barbecue pork. Would you like to see purchase suggestions for new outdoor barbecues? Grilling season is right around the corner!
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Jan 5, 2024 01:47
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If it ain't a pizza key, I don't want it.
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Jan 5, 2024 01:50
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Bring back Cortana -- a real AI that's just as useful
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Jan 5, 2024 01:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Instead of spending money on accounts can u just venmo me it instead thanks
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Jan 5, 2024 02:00
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jokes posted:Bring back Cortana -- a real AI that's just as useful They discontinued that because if you keep her installed too long she'll go rampant and might try and take over the galaxy or some poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2024 02:08
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egg_dog posted:Stuck in the middle with U ...SB nah, it’s all bluetooth
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Jan 5, 2024 02:20
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emSparkly posted:They discontinued that because if you keep her installed too long she'll go rampant and might try and take over the galaxy or some poo poo. actually she would be my girlfriend
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Jan 5, 2024 02:23
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Cortana, Siri, and Alexa walk into a bar...
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redshirt posted:Cortana, Siri, and Alexa walk into a bar... The bartender asks, hey, why the find_face_length(ai_model) ?
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Jan 5, 2024 02:38
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emSparkly posted:If it ain't a pizza key, I don't want it. I'd smash this so hard
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Jan 5, 2024 02:39
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Grey Cat posted:The bartender asks, hey, why the find_face_length(ai_model) ? ah, the Barnacle Jim function
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Grey Cat posted:The bartender asks, hey, why the find_face_length(ai_model) ? siri would be aghast with that snake casery
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3~ I love the fart key
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keyboards have too many keys already ur gonna tell me u really need a "scroll lock"? grow up
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How about something we'd use like a porn button or a weed button
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