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Aramis posted:Who TF could they even put up next? There's no way any of the freedom caucus ghouls can pull the votes, and I can't imagine anyone else being willing to take this poo poo show on. Johnson was already a huge stretch. I've seen Emmer's name come up, the Majority Whip. He was the #3 choice after McCarthy got booted, but Trump tweeted about him and killed his chances. I guess Emmer and Trump have since made up?
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Apr 17, 2024 15:46
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No jury stuff today?
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Apr 17, 2024 15:46
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Hey libs at least my tinfoil hat won't give me myocarditis! My repeated COVID infections already did that!
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Aramis posted:Who TF could they even put up next? There's no way any of the freedom caucus ghouls can pull the votes, and I can't imagine anyone else being willing to take this poo poo show on. Johnson was already a huge stretch. my view is either the dems get johnson to swear on his gurdian eyes account to pass poo poo they want or they just let the GOP flail.
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Apr 17, 2024 15:46
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Waltzing Along posted:No jury stuff today? No trial on Wednesdays
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Apr 17, 2024 15:46
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Serious_Cyclone posted:"Jim Jordan time!" -- Matt Gaetz, again, probably The only way he wins is via a "Ok, tough guy, go ahead and faceplant" poison-pill vote. Aramis fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Apr 17, 2024 |
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Apr 17, 2024 15:47
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kazil posted:No trial on Wednesdays And on the third day, the lols rested
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Apr 17, 2024 15:47
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big nipples big life posted:Billions not millions Nah, they just haven't activated the 5G nanobots yet. Any day now....
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Apr 17, 2024 15:48
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Accipiter posted:The article is still up. Joke is on them. Marjorie Taylor Green is the GOP. You literally cannot get any more Republican than than MTG. She's a level 100 Republican. But LOL at Fox News trying to do damage control after almost 30 years of meticulous work into creating exactly her. Fox News is trying to WREAK the GOP.
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Apr 17, 2024 15:49
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Trump stock up 13% - I don’t understand the stock market at all. Imagine seeing days of the stock plummeting and thinking “I should rally around this because ✨ I believe ✨ “
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Apr 17, 2024 15:49
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Accipiter posted:ew gross "Getting her Trump on" is a euphamism for "Mad-Eye Moody cosplay"
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Apr 17, 2024 15:49
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Aramis posted:The only way he wins is via a "Ok, though guy, go ahead and faceplant" poison-pill vote. The last time he wanted to just grind it out and wear everyone out with one failed vote after another but was eventually told to go sit down  I'm looking forward to another marathon of votes with Stafanik "congratulations to the new Speaker ______________!" tweets between each one like a palate cleanser
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Apr 17, 2024 15:50
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somnambulist posted:Trump stock up 13% - I don’t understand the stock market at all. Imagine seeing days of the stock plummeting and thinking “I should rally around this because ✨ I believe ✨ “ All traders at every level are some version of this 
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Apr 17, 2024 15:51
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somnambulist posted:Trump stock up 13% - I don’t understand the stock market at all. Imagine seeing days of the stock plummeting and thinking “I should rally around this because ✨ I believe ✨ “ holy poo poo it's mooning  hold on, we're getting something on the 5 day tracker 
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Apr 17, 2024 15:52
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somnambulist posted:Trump stock up 13% Up 13% in only a couple of hours. If this trend continues it will be the richest company in the history of the world soon!
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Failed Imagineer posted:All traders at every level are some version of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_fool_theory
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Apr 17, 2024 15:52
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kazil posted:No trial on Wednesdays
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Apr 17, 2024 15:53
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Waltzing Along posted:No jury stuff today? I think they break until Thursday
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Apr 17, 2024 15:54
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Aramis posted:Who TF could they even put up next? There's no way any of the freedom caucus ghouls can pull the votes, and I can't imagine anyone else being willing to take this poo poo show on. Johnson was already a huge stretch. Hunter Biden
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Apr 17, 2024 15:55
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Chrpno posted:that SS dude is holding his breath HARD Can you imagine riding in there? It probably smells like old man feet, mcdonalds wrappers, and pre poo poo diapers. That SS guy is holding onto that door for dear life.
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Apr 17, 2024 15:56
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somnambulist posted:Trump stock up 13% - I don’t understand the stock market at all. Imagine seeing days of the stock plummeting and thinking “I should rally around this because ✨ I believe ✨ “
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Apr 17, 2024 15:56
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big nipples big life posted:holy poo poo it's mooning lmao you beat me to the same joke, pixel for pixel that I was going to make. The most unprecedented rally so far and it's still just covering the prior day's losses.
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Apr 17, 2024 15:57
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Jimmy me boy, please don't read the TRUTH, oh what a mistake that would be
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Apr 17, 2024 16:00
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I don't understand anything about finance, but I've helped out with the technical side of some online courses and you can't convince me it isn't the most made up poo poo. "Greater fool theory" Warhammer rear end pillar of capitalism.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:03
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Red Rox posted:I like to think half of these are people taking the piss but I don't know what would be funnier. If they're all serious it's just kinda sad. I sincerely think 90% of these sites are feds or trolls.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:03
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Disco Pope posted:I don't understand anything about finance, but I've helped out with the technical side of some online courses and you can't convince me it isn't the most made up poo poo. Greater Fool theory is the realest poo poo in finance, it's almost everything else that is made up
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Apr 17, 2024 16:06
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somnambulist posted:Trump stock up 13% - I don’t understand the stock market at all. Imagine seeing days of the stock plummeting and thinking “I should rally around this because ✨ I believe ✨ “ This kind of pump is going to keep happening in its long slide to the bottom. The best thing to do is not think about it much, whether DJT is going up or down. Trump won't be able to make money on this because every who can trade DJT stock is robbing all of his supporters while he legally cannot move his shares (the odds that Trump is doing some illegal trading is pretty drat high and he's probably lost money on those; I base this solely on Trump being an idiot who is always trying to play a get rich quick angle and failing at it). He won't be able to do the rich person thing of borrowing against his shares to get more money because banks know that the obvious trend of this stock is to go to zero. Basically we've got a long haul of people putting every penny they find into DJT and investors sucking it out with a straw.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:07
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Shishkahuben posted:I sincerely think 90% of these sites are feds or trolls. Being a fed doesn't mean you wouldn't be posting unironically on those websites to be fair.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:07
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Failed Imagineer posted:Greater Fool theory is the realest poo poo in finance, it's almost everything else that is made up crypto doesn't exist at all without it.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:10
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big nipples big life posted:crypto doesn't exist at all without it. Nor securities of any kind
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Apr 17, 2024 16:11
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Lamech posted:they had to quick fix "wreak" to "wreck" despite the URL still having 'wreak' in the address
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Apr 17, 2024 16:14
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Oh yeah, the Mayorkas trial
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Apr 17, 2024 16:15
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 Keep on taking those L's, Ronnie.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:16
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Most of the posts on sites like that are sincere crazy people, with a smattering of trolls egging them on. Any Feds are just reading
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Apr 17, 2024 16:16
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Serious_Cyclone posted:'wreak' as a synonym of 'cause', it kinda sorta works let me guess... English is your first language.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:17
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Tai posted:What is with the weird strong man face of the guy holding the door.. he's bracing himself for what comes next 
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Apr 17, 2024 16:19
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Speedboat Jones posted:
If I understood the book ban - porn was ok as long as it was exclusively between breastfeeding mothers?
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Apr 17, 2024 16:20
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Disco Pope posted:I don't understand anything about finance, but I've helped out with the technical side of some online courses and you can't convince me it isn't the most made up poo poo. Hey friend, do you like... erm... nerds? Are you tolerant to nerdposting? The fundamental strategy of investing (excluding derivatives for this exercise) is to either own the assets or the debts of a company (or if you're smart, a risk-diversified portfolio of many). Stocks are more volatile but they trend higher so as you age and die, it makes strategic sense to increase your proportion to bonds, as the return is lesser but more secured. In this instance, DJT is a purchase of equity in the company that has now gone public, and requires financial statements that confirm what we all know- it's Trump's shitposting app and it loses money hand over fist. Diversification is a complex topic but at a micro level, Truth Social is undiversified because it has a single point of failure- being Trump's overdue death. At a macro level, it will lose money forever and has no chance to grow and add value to the shareholders. So it's bad as part of a portfolio, and it's bad as an individual stock. But irrational exuberance is keeping it afloat because it's being held by actors with emotional investment in its owner. As per gibbis rules I will now bend over and let everyone form a line to kick me in the pants.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:21
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MTG doesn't care about anyone actually running the house so long as more funding for Ukraine never happens She's got Russki rubles coming out da wazoo, I tells ya
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nobodygetshurt posted:despite the URL still having 'wreak' in the address Content can be revised but slugs are forever lmao
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