Stoatbringer posted:

notwithoutmyanus posted:

gently caress yes first page 6ers, even though we're all Awful posters peacefully posting! love this thread.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1743707502607307125

Meatball posted:

Unless you're the DC pipe bomber. Then, for some reason, they only have one video of you, and cannot find you at all.

heard u like girls posted:

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Everyone who has ever gone all-in on Trump has ended up either disgraced, disbarred, or in prison, but let’s see how this works out for Elise Stefanik!

I’m sure the entire Republican apparatus deciding to play “will they/won’t they” with accepting the election results is going to go great.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Not even. The Bush/McCain/Romney Republican Party is dead. Their only chance at winning anymore is Trump. It’s 100% cult of personality, after him there is no successor.

There’s a chunk of voters who used to vote Republican who don’t anymore after Trump. There’s a chunk of voters that only vote when Trump is on the ballot.

When Trump’s on the ballot, they get 2020. When Trump’s not on the ballot, they get 2022 and 2023. It’s a real no-win situation, made worse by the fact that they offer nothing to young people (now meaning, like, under 40), so every year it gets worse and worse as more Boomers and older die off.

Their only strat now is getting non-Republican voters to stay home or vote third party. That’s why there’s this effort to convince everyone that Biden is just as corrupt and self-dealing as Trump, and why there’s more third party candidates running than ever (RFK, Green, plus No Labels). It’s an all-out smash and grab at this point. It sucks that Biden has real vulnerabilities, too (age, I/P, inflation (prices will not go down even though inflation has slowed down)).

LifeSunDeath posted:

Grey Cat posted:

What's on the lol docket this week?
Wasn't there an SC ruling coming up? What else? It's hard to keep track.

Grey Cat posted:

Thank you for the schedule. January 31 looking particularly lolworthy.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Everything I know about double jeopardy I learned from the U.S Marshals knock off also starring Tommy lee Jones and therefore

poisonpill posted:

DoUbLe JeOpArDy, bro!!

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

nine-gear crow posted:

Like it's not even a slack jawed agapeness either, dude is just holding his mouth slightly open permanently like his jaw is wired shut or he's got some form of rictus or palsy.

emSparkly posted:

Remember when Lil Pump did a song for trump and immediately went from being one of the most streamed rappers of the year to an absolute nobody?

kazil posted:

rotinaj posted:

I saw some clips of trump from back in 2017 a few minutes ago

Holy poo poo does he look old and tired and beaten down now

Toxic Mental posted:

Mod challenge time

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

Toxic Mental posted:

Voting is now locked on the mod contest

I ousted him in my own personal J6. I claim complete and total immunity as I was doing this as part of my duty to the thread.

Whatever the CNN headline is

Here's the final list. Please laugh at the idiots who overlapped and will be getting probation once the final decision is reached. Good luck and please don't do an insurrection in SAD when you lose.


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kazil posted:

speaking of wienies, what's the new thread position on postin' hot dogs?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I mean don't go hogwild but once and a while is fine

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This thread is four days old and has 71 pages

Imagine how many pages it'll reach once Trump finally dies

Escape From Noise posted:

Come on! There is no way that man's God given name is loving Chip Roy.

Edit: Chips a Roy

kazil posted:

Crockett loving owns

Alan Smithee posted:

how does someone this cool come from texas

kazil posted:

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745136868482822594?s=20

I really want this (self-evident truth) to become a bigger part of the discourse honestly. Hey journos! Start acting like the GOP is a religious cult because frankly, they are.

BlackIronHeart posted:

Did you ever see that scene in Scanners?

Testikles posted:

I met her up in Washington not too long ago
And why they elected her I guess I'll never know,
She'd stand there and cry out about his enormous dong,
"But what about Joe Biden's son and have you seen his hog?"

Hunter Biden's hog, it's just hangin' out there,
Marge won't forget it and the rest of us don't care
She shows us pics and posts them all on vengeful right wing blogs:
Cause all she ever talks about is Hunter Biden's hog.

Infinitum posted:

Bottom Liner posted:

Literally the first funny photoshop ITT or previous

Silly Burrito posted: