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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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"UUUGGHHH that turd is... almost..."

e: anyone else find it weird that some people simply bare their lower teeth 24/7?

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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withak posted:

They can't possibly probate everyone who posts in the new thread.

e: allow content. don't be a domineering meanie pls.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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notwithoutmyanus posted:

Wow, this Trump x Baberaham Lincoln fanfic really goes in a weird direction.

So I've just gotta ask a fairly simple question, here. Why is someone doing US presidential campaign events talking about how it felt when you got hit in the leg with a bullet in the civil war? Like what is this? Why is this........... WHY?

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 7, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Trump is like a comedy malfunctioning cartoon robot, at this point. *slurs sentences, BEEP BOOP, smoke pours out*

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Dude, his hair looks like a Rube Goldberg setup that would crumble into a disaster if not tended to properly

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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*refuses to pledge to not overthrow the government*
*is running for the government's top position*

How is anyone taking this motherfucker seriously at all, anymore?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Don't forget that this is the guy who is proud of the major achievement of putting on his own pants.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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e: still trying to cope with any possible defense of the J6 actions.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 7, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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I wonder if Trump dissolved into a pile of spider legs and teeth like a creature from The Thing if that'd make Americans less likely or more likely to vote for him anyway.

e: I'm just saying the dude said he could walk outside and murder people and no one would care so I think it's a legitimate question

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jan 7, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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No, they don't want Trump/Pence anymore. They want Trumpence.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Escape From Noise posted:

Where's Hunter is the new Benghazi.

Ah geez, don't give them the idea of saying "Benghazi Biden" or the painted man is going to glom onto that and never stop using it

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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lol Florida conservatives insisting that climate concerns are fake dumb stupid false nonsense

Meanwhile, a tornado went through Ft Lauderdale yesterday.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Grey Cat posted:

Can someone just convince Trump to eat way more fast food already? It's the only sure-fire way to get his heart to pop.

Teach him about the buttery jack or some poo poo.

lol, trying to convince Trump to eat more. Good luck. He's already pegging the needle at 10/10 in that respect.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jan 7, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Nessus posted:

also, irradiating food does not make the food radioactive in any kind of meaningful way and is an excellent way to make thing shelf-stable, it is just disfavored because :byodood: radiation! I doubt any of the big fast food places sell irradiated food items anyway.

I've owned a couple of geiger counters and can confirm that irradiating food doesn't turn it into plutonium.

Another example of people only thinking to Step 1 and... Step 2? no no no no, we already thought to Step 1 of this situation.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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*me pretending to be a tough person with Ebay armor on*

"What's your group's name?"

"uh................proud.........boys...?"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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The Last Call posted:

All those proud boys look exactly like you expect, it never fails at all.

It's quite amazing.

Like every single "driving in truck with sunglasses on screaming about things on camera" video dude. You know what they look like and what they're going to be mad about before you ever click.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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they may as well have chosen something like Delightful Kiddies or Appreciative Children. I don't understand what the gently caress.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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every.
one.
hates how trashy his supporters are.

edit: There has GOT to be a name for the maralago look. You know what I mean. When there isn't enough makeup in the universe.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 8, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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"beating officers with a club"

Noooooo these poor people are completely political prisoners!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Eternally "please make excuses and refuse to prosecute all of my crimes" - Scared guy who undoubtedly committed many crimes

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Trump regarding his crimes right now is not even denial but he's Uncle Jack from that one It's Always Sunny court scene where he just starts screaming "NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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nine-gear crow posted:

Also the fact that he appears physically unable to close his mouth.

My grandpa did that where he'd just walk around with his mouth hanging open but it was understood in our family that he was 91 so whatever.

Dunno why this dumbass feels a need to constantly bare his bottom teeth, though.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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e: nope, I see this thread's owner is just as bad

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 8, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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MrQwerty posted:

Just a reminder that


lmao just checking in to see a shirtless Roger Stone

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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TremorX posted:

Serious question: What is the supposed "proof" that there were feds in the J6 crowd? I always see the accusations and the total acceptance of it on the right as fact, but, like Antifa, I never see any actual evidence to back it up.

I undoubtedly believe that there were many federal officers doing their duty stuck into the middle of the J6 fiasco. Like, how would that not be the case? Do they expect them all to just "oh well hey gently caress this job" and walk away and not be there?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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lmao again with the "Your Favorite, ME!!!!" this narcissistic, me me me me me me me weirdo.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Wait, I don't know if I can form an opinion of the current political landscape until I check with... *looks at notes*

*ahem* "cat turd"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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lol the first thing he says is "Joe Biden"

Dude. Dude... Joe Biden is not prosecuting your very open crimes personally you victim complex babyass

Catastrophe
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rotinaj posted:

Habba’s gonna get disbarred, I would be surprised if she is the only one

Habba Habba Habba Habba Habba chameleon

you come and go. you come and gooooooo.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Again, not even claiming innocence anymore. Just "I SHOULD BE EXCLUDED FROM CRIMINAL PROCEEDINGS AGAINST MY CRIMES BECAUSE I'M ME"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Absolutely in no way a mindless cult.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao at being so God drat fragile that even if you are the most heavily favored and biased for group in the country, and you still feel it's not enough

Just go gently caress yourselves

I mentioned this symptom just today in this thread but:

"In psychology a person who has a martyr complex, sometimes associated with the term "victim complex", desires the feeling of being a martyr for their own sake and seeks out suffering or persecution because it either feeds a physical need or a desire to avoid responsibility."

This also very, extremely heavily applies to Trump.

e: Look, this is textbook behavior: "In some cases, this results from the belief that the martyr has been singled out for persecution because of exceptional ability or integrity."

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jan 10, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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kazil posted:

There's a Desantis town hall going on apparently
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1744872406122897555


Thumbnail: Topic; ABORTION

You know, the thing that like 0.2% of the voting population is completely against.

e: aw poo poo it's actually 13% but still lol at pandering to the minority of dipshits

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jan 10, 2024

Catastrophe
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TulliusCicero posted:

Does Ron actually think he has...

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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tek79 posted:

Taylor Swift Proven to be Bat Boy

I KNEW IT. ALERT THE RIGHT WING OUTLETS.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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What the gently caress is this conservative obsession with "JUST DELAY. PUSH IT BACK. NOT NOW. SOME OTHER DAY PLEASE! SOME OTHER TIME." like that's a magical eraser wand against crimes?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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what do you mean that pounding your fists on the table like a baby and yelling insults at a judge doesn't win court cases?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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I did everything right and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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Well someone certainly has Trump derangement, Donnie.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

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'Merica!

I wonder who he voted for...

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