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NEW DELHI — In India, where throngs admire President Trump, one rural farmer worshiped him like a god, praying to a life-size statue of Mr. Trump in his backyard every morning.

His village’s headman said that the young farmer, Bussa Krishna, had been drawn to Mr. Trump’s “straightforward ways and blunt speech.”

When Mr. Trump announced he had tested positive for the coronavirus, it devastated Mr. Krishna. The farmer posted a tearful video on Facebook, in which he said: “I feel very sad that my god, Trump, has contracted the coronavirus. I ask everyone to pray for his speedy recovery.”

He stopped eating to show solidarity with his idol’s suffering from Covid-19, his family said. He fell into a deep depression. On Sunday, he died of cardiac arrest.
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Mr. Krishna, a widowed farmer in his 30s who lived in the village of Konne in the southern state of Telangana, had been a Trump devotee for about four years.

He became a fan when the president appeared to him in a dream, his relatives said, and predicted that India’s national cricket squad would beat its archrival, Pakistan, in a match the next day.

India won, “and from that day he started worshiping Donald Trump,” said Mr. Vivek, Mr. Krishna’s cousin.

“At first everyone in the family thought he was mentally disturbed, but he kept at it and everyone eventually came around,” Mr. Vivek said.
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As Mr. Krishna’s devotion to Mr. Trump intensified, he began fasting every Friday, and he commissioned the construction of a shrine in his backyard with the life-size statue, Mr. Vivek said. He worshiped it with Hindu rituals for an hour or two each morning, as one might when praying to Krishna, Shiva, Ganesha or other gods in the Hindu pantheon.

MrQwerty posted:

Herman Cain Ghostposting was great

Cocaine Bear posted:

Ashil is a Holey Saint

chaibat posted:

Apparently an old lady in NH used my phone number to sign up for RNC stuff. Your favorite president just texted me personally to let me know:

In 2023, the Radical Democrats unlawfully ARRESTED the leading 2024 presidential candidate (yours truly) four times, took a MUGSHOT of me, forced me off the campaign trail and into the courtroom for SHAM TRIALS, unlawfully REMOVED my name from the ballot, GAGGED and CENSORED me, are attempting to JAIL me for life as an innocent man, and are even seeking the “corporate death penalty” against me and my family.



lol @ GAGGED and CENSORED

NBC posted:

According to two law enforcement sources, someone called 911 and said that Smith had shot his wife at the address where Smith lives.


Montgomery County Police dispatched units toward the home but were called off when the Deputy U.S. Marshals protecting Smith and his family told police that it was a false alarm and that everyone inside the home was safe.

No arrests have been made in connection with the incident.

kazil posted:

credburn posted:

What's the deal with the dril guy?

”The New Yorker” posted:

Dril makes for an unlikely self-help guru. Though his character has been traced back to Something Awful, a humor forum popular in the two-thousands, he only took shape on Twitter, and has come to personify that roundly condemned but seemingly irreplaceable platform’s grandstanding, compulsive, solecism-prone, invincibly ignorant id.

The daily beast posted:

Jayson Boebert, the former husband of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), was arrested Tuesday on six charges, including prohibited use of weapons, third-degree assault, and obstructing a peace officer, according to records with the Garfield County jail.

The charges come three days after Jayson Boebert called the police on the congresswoman after a physical altercation between the two of them at a restaurant in her district, with Jayson Boebert claiming she had repeatedly hit him in the face, The Daily Beast reported Saturday.

It’s not immediately clear whether Jayson Boebert’s booking on Tuesday was connected to Saturday’s alleged events, or whether this was a separate incident.

Buce posted:

also he's using 0% of his mollenia, his few theoretical nussy pouches are empty, his ifak looks empty, and yes, his little pants are creased. he killed an unarmed guy in the middle of a protest Fifth Avenue and he thinks this makes him strong.

e: in reference to rittenhous

Dapper_Swindler posted:

Jesus, didn’t he use to take meds for his neurological stuff? Because it’s real bad now.

quote:

However, it is important to note that Congressman Gosar has explicitly refuted the existence of any significant health issues and has provided an explanation for his condition. He attributes these manifestations to ailments such as arthritis, compressed vertebrae, and complications arising from a previous hip replacement surgery2.

Grey Cat posted:

How much could a banana cost, 8 million dollars?

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1745533086710816970

kazil posted:

Shishkahuben posted:

oh, how the fallen have continued to fall

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Ron’s soul literally left his body when he saw me. Video coming soon! #LOOMERED

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hitler Chatbot stuff

Toxic Mental posted:

A nonzero number of people will hear this and then actually die because it convinced them to go to a caucus for a steak salesman

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Somebody order a pizza and get a set of scales. We'll stay up all night if we have to.

VV lol

InsertPotPun posted:

there would be a "demon-dick sucking room" just off the main hall in congress and mandatory breaks every hour

NYTimes posted:

But he took it to a whole new level over the weekend, declaring at a rally in South Carolina that not only would he not defend European countries he deemed to be in arrears from an attack by Russia, he would go so far as to “encourage” Russia “to do whatever the hell they want” against them.

Hazo posted:

I guess this is what the right wing social media losers are going with



Fellas, is it gay to wear clothes when you’re a football star who’s banging the wealthiest and most popular woman on earth?

Froghammer posted:

Conservatives are immune to irony

kazil posted:

Engoron now has the chance to do the funniest thing

Lynchian Xylophone posted:

quote:

LONDON, Feb 14 (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an interview broadcast on Wednesday that he preferred Joe Biden to Donald Trump but was willing to work with any U.S. president.
Putin was asked by interviewer Pavel Zarubin who was "better for us" out of Biden, a Democrat, and Trump, a Republican.
Putin replied without hesitation: "Biden. He is a more experienced, predictable person, a politician of the old school."

quote:

I got along good with him, but he doesn't want to have me," Trump said.

big nipples big life posted:

It's more like if someone operated the burger machine at BK and suddenly got picked for head chef at a Michelin star restaurant.

Go look up his firm's website.

quote:

For the past two decades, we have built a strong reputation in the areas of Personal Injury, Contract Litigation Law, Family and Domestic Law, and Criminal Defense ranking our lawyers as leads in these and other practice areas

quote:

He serves the citizens of Cobb County as Associate Municipal Court Judge and as a Pro Has State Court Judge.

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As a private practitioner for many years and a recently appointed Special Assistant Attorney General for the State of Georgia, Nathan J. Wade has been recognized by his peers with numerous awards for his excellence as an attorney and for his service to his community, to include Georgia’s Top Lawyer/Legal Elite award and the Justice Robert Benham Award for Community Service.

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Investigation of Cobb County Sheriff's Office
As published in the Marietta Daily Journal, Wade & Campbell represented Neil Warren of the Cobb County Sheriff's office in an investigation of five year's worth of complaints alleging discriminatory practice, use of deadly force or neglect at the detention center.

morningdrew posted:

lmao they have him penned in LIKE A DOG