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The Last Call posted:That new thread smell EMPTY G
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Jan 7, 2024 00:03
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who tazed his balls to death The American right wing all summed up in one photo. Just the shittiest throw-away Christmas stuff from Wal-Mart around the house to supposedly pay tribute to the birth of the son of God. The two handguns tucked in his pants pointing straight at his dick and balls and about to go off if his gut oozes over just a little bit more (big chance those are chambered). And the two assault rifles he thinks he'll need fighting Big Gubbamint when he'd probably just get greased by drone strike in a nanosecond if poo poo did get real. Not pictured: his kids who hate him and the Trump effigy gently caress doll.
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Jan 7, 2024 01:05
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Durf posted:Seems like a straight shooter worth rallying behind loving hell this is painful to watch. My dog got up and walked into another room. Someone else said this once in a previous version of this thread, that the only thing regrettable about the Ashli Babbit saga is they should have charged her family for the bullet they wasted.
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Jan 7, 2024 14:47
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Grey Cat posted:Can someone just convince Trump to eat way more fast food already? It's the only sure-fire way to get his heart to pop. It sucks he's completely hung up on McDonald's like a toddler when the Baconator™ exists. Somebody toss a few of those at his face hole and we'll see if we can get him hooked. It also sucks he doesn't drink alcohol. That would probably speed things up too.
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Jan 7, 2024 19:54
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cr0y posted:Why is this dude rocking Amazon branded Pittsburgh Steelers merch It's like when someone robs a liquor store knowing there are cameras that'll capture all of it so they wear a mask but forget to take off their "I live at 123 Elm St. and my name is Jed" graphic t-shirt.
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Jan 8, 2024 03:49
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"Republicans against Marjorie Taylor Greene" is like saying "Nazis against Goebbels". I mean, if you're talking treason there are bigger fish to fry you know.
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Jan 8, 2024 15:09
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digital penitence posted:Lol why is it always the boogeyman Aunt Tifa? They never understand that they're the cultists, and not everybody else. So they think trash talking whatever they think Antifa is will offend us like we'd give a poo poo. Like when you point out some stupid thing a Republican said or did and their response is "What about Clinton then?" like anybody gives any poo poo about the Clintons anymore.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:01
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1744514111013064863 Imagine if Biden made America great again. MAGA would be sooooooo pissed.
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Jan 9, 2024 02:51
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A majority of Independents saying Trump responsible for J6, somehow about 1/4 of Republicans living in reality saying Trump responsible in J6, and Haley closing the gap in the primary... seems like kinda bad news for Trump overall, but I dunno?
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Jan 9, 2024 15:06
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Nobody wants to buy my collection of 94 Nazi hats for $250,000? THANKS BIDENOMICS!!!!
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Jan 9, 2024 15:42
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Shishkahuben posted:I find it difficult to not see Trump's lashing out and desperate attacks against everyone and everything to NOT be a portent of doom for America as a whole. You really can't walk back from this. When your country elects someone who refuses to even pretend that he's not above the law, whose sole goal in life is enriching himself to the detriment of other people, the concept of law, and the institution of American politics, and (most of) them are screaming, raging, pounding on windows demanding to be allowed to do so again, I think it's pretty bleak. That's why this year is going to suck, news-wise. I think the obvious hope is that Biden not only wins, but handily enough that "normal" Republicans take pause and try to move on from MAGA. If the win can't be called on or shortly after the election, it's gonna suck because J6 is already a thing that happened and all Trump is going to be doing is screaming conspiracy nonsense on all of his propaganda outlets so that if Biden gets a narrow victory called a week or two later things could get ugly for a bit. A Trump win is thoroughly uncharted territory, and all bets are off. I can get really doomer here but I'll stop because I think Biden wins. tek79 fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jan 9, 2024 |
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Jan 9, 2024 21:02
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Taylor Swift Proven to be Bat Boy with a Really Good Makeover Paid for by the FBI! Fox News is the new Weekly World News, but 30% of the country believes it so much that it's the entirety of their worldview and they base how they vote on it.
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Jan 10, 2024 03:53
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BigglesSWE posted:I remember these forums were turning themselves silly worrying about the “competent fascist” DeSantis would be, effectively turning into the “Trump minus the baggage” for the GOP. Desantis was on track to be the competent fascist, and then he drove a tank and we all know how that goes in American politics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCIZqPoQfEA
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Jan 10, 2024 15:35
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THE BAR posted:Is he sticking his hands in the fryer, what's going on? Someone told him "Try to act like an everyday person. You know, normal, natural. Like you're one of them just going about your day and doing normal stuff" and he's the worst actor ever.
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Jan 10, 2024 15:55
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At the Meal Team 6 Command Center: "I've been training all day." "For what?" "Putting my gear on. Exhausted. The helmet is next, I guess." Seriously though, how cool is it that we're making psycho spree shooters the heroes now and giving them armor? Yay America!
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Jan 10, 2024 16:29
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Sounds fun I hope the food was good too.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:24
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trilljester posted:Looking good sir! Goddamnit I can almost smell this photo.
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Jan 12, 2024 00:31
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400 ONCE IN A DECADE blizzard! How can this just be coincidence? They're sooooo rare they only happen every few years. There are people who have lived their entire lives so far, toddlers, who have never even seen one. Think about it! *points to own head*
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Jan 12, 2024 03:22
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BrigadierSensible posted:
Donald Trump would never knock on my door because my door takes effort to get to, and a golf cart won't fit through our front gate. He'd probably send an associate and I can turn the sprinklers on.
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Jan 12, 2024 15:13
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Jestery posted:I shared a house with a dude who mainlined Ben Shapiro for hours every night , and during my tenancy he lost his girlfriend. The one actual Ben Shapiro fan I know refers to himself as a "Christian Nationalist" and thinks liberals are trying to destroy society by first attacking the traditional nuclear family (through rainbows or something) because according to him the nuclear family is the pinnacle of order in the world. He just drank his marriage into a bitter divorce, moved into an apartment because his wife and son got the condo, and his roommates are about to kick him out because he can't do basic poo poo like "buy groceries, it's your week to get food please. Thanks." Yes, he ate horse paste during covid.
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Jan 16, 2024 15:04
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I'm assuming the article is just click-bait gibberish but LOL if it's anything but "You should seriously go to a Trump rally. These people are even loving WORSE than you think they are. You think they're bad now? Wait until you smell these loving people. Or stand close enough for their drool to actually touch you. Just garbage poo poo eaters, all of them."
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Jan 16, 2024 18:23
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TulliusCicero posted:
No, no. If gas prices hit all-time lows in the next few months, MAGA is gonna be all in for Biden and ditch Tru.....LOL! Seriously though the "economic anxiety" thing also pisses me off because the worst poo poo within my lifetime in this country has happened under Republicans. Great Recession: Bush W (R); 9/11 and ensuing failed wars: Bush W. (R); Covid: Trump (R) hosed that one up. Like, if you elect a Republican president God either sends a plague, terrorists, or he drains everybody's bank accounts. We elected Clinton and we just got a blowjob scandal. We elected Obama and we got a very slightly better healthcare system. We elected Biden and poo poo finally opened back up and he fell off a bike or something. Oh no!
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Jan 16, 2024 21:13
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HappyHippo posted:Obama: kills bin laden Holy poo poo, I remember like it was yesterday when this happened and Obama gave the announcement. He thanked ARE TROOPS, gave some backstory on how it went down and what OBLs death meant for our nation, and at some point said something like "I ordered this strike..." and afterwards Fox News/Republicans wouldn't shut up about how Obama made it all about himself and didn't even thank ARE TROOPS even though he clearly did. Conservatives just didn't give the remotest amount of a poo poo about one of the most "gently caress yeah!" moments in American history and just used the whole thing to make up some stupid reason to cry about Obama. See also: When Bush W wrecked the economy and Fox News started calling it "Obama's economy" the second he was sworn in.
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Jan 16, 2024 21:35
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Escape From Noise posted:Tina just doesn't have "it". She's trying to say that Al Gore was right.
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Jan 17, 2024 04:18
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Ha! Joke is on you. The Confederates were Democrats. This guy has never voted for a Democrat in his life
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Jan 18, 2024 19:30
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Trump didn't get syphilis. Syphilis got Trump.
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Jan 18, 2024 21:25
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It must have been a boring few days, and that left a "But I, as a straight white Christian male in a position of authority, am an oppressed victim!" vacuum that needed to be filled with something.
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Jan 18, 2024 21:39
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Three Olives posted:Sealing of records like adoptions, divorces and probate is very common. It has been discussed legally at great length but general agreement is they can potentially be very embarrassing, personal and of limited public interest where things like death reports while also very personal and embarrassing should be public because people do have an interest in if deaths are probably investigated. MTG is such an incompetent bomb builder they let kids play football with it.
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Jan 19, 2024 01:18
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Banning crime sounds fun. Like you get infinite crimes on top of your initial offense. "I'm sorry sir, but you're facing life in prison." "Wha... I know I was shoplifting but I'm broke and my infant needed the diaper...." "No, no, no. It just doesn't work that way. You see, we've banned crime. You were committing a crime while you were shoplifting and committing a crime is also a crime ever since we banned all crimes. So every time you did crime, you were committing a crime and committing a crime is a crime. I't's been this way since Donald Trump made America Great Again by banning all crime."
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Jan 19, 2024 14:16
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Further proof the most dangerous place for kids is not with drag queens but with evangelicals If you just put that photo in front of me without any other context and asked "What's the backstory here?", I'd say "Evangelical parents who rape their kids".
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Jan 19, 2024 15:28
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Catastrophe posted:Conservatives: "We can't allow immigrants to move into our country just because there are problems in their countries! TAINTING OUR BLOOD!" And Republicans absolutely won't move to any other country because they're extremely comfortable people who usually have it better than everyone else here in the U.S. Their constant bitching and moaning and bursts of aimless rage over everything and anything is just their hobby. They know America, for them, is already "great". But imagine if one of them really did move elsewhere. They wouldn't last a week because there isn't a Denny's or a loving Cracker Barrel on every street corner anywhere else, and from what I understand people around the world drink actual good beer. Good luck finding a Miller Lite.
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Jan 19, 2024 21:50
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Imagine how hollow someone's life must be when their big rise for the day is thinking the reason a magazine is going under is because the magazine put someone in it that they 100% jerked off to. Like, dude, you ain't that important.
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Jan 19, 2024 22:37
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Escape From Noise posted:Mike, as usual, has the solution. Remember when Lindell held some kind of conference where he'd reveal the solution to nonexistent election issues and then his big reveal at the end was just some drone he bought on Amazon? LOL!
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Jan 20, 2024 14:20
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I didn’t have the internet porn as a kid. Also old-ish here. Remember Cinemax on cable? They'd have a block they called "Max After Dark" and they'd just show straight up porn in the middle of the night, unscrambled. Woods porn was also very much a real phenomenon.
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Jan 20, 2024 14:47
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ded posted:remember when so many people said trump couldnt win in 2016 He could win, but what keeps me from being up all night are a few things we should consider that weren't part of the equation in 2016. In no particular order: Biden isn't Hillary Clinton. People might be unenthusiastic about Biden, but Clinton was hated even by people who weren't hard line fascist MAGA types. Biden is obviously hated by the MAGA cult but everyone else just kind of sees him as President Grandpa. Biden already beat Trump. That was before Trump's home was raided by the FBI when he stored state secrets ceiling high in the shitter and refused to give them back when asked. That was before Trump was found accountable for sexual assault (E Jean Carrol case). That was before Trump faced 91 felonies in multiple cases, including very obviously trying to overthrow an election he lost. That was before Trump's appointed SC judges destroyed women's rights to their own bodies. That was before the January 6 terrorist attack. We have extremely brutal footage of that day. People trying to murder cops while wearing TRUMP hats is going to count for something in those darker campaign ads, especially when overlaid with various Trump quotes about Nazis being fine people. Trump's supporters are older and less likely to get vaccinated for deadly diseases. They're dying, slowly. Younger generations are more likely to vote Dem, and lots of them are turning 18 every single day and are motivated. Democrats have over-performed in just about every significant election I've read about since Biden took office. Mid-terms traditionally rat-gently caress the incumbent party, especially when people perceive a bad economy. Republicans lost the mid-terms. The red wave conservatives expected wasn't even remotely a thing. Fuckers cried for weeks about it. Trump is also clearly losing his mind. He never really had it to begin with but he's a slurring, rambling mess in his appearances and he'll only get worse and more visible once campaign season really ramps up. There's hope. kazil posted:Yeah, but he had the incumbent advantage. Biden has it this time. Oh yea, this too.
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Jan 21, 2024 14:56
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Laptop open and his pants around his ankles. Normal Rudy "America's Mayor" Giuliani stuff.
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Jan 22, 2024 03:37
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Yeah, if the Deep State exists (it doesn't) and had the competence and know-how that right-wingers claim it does (it wouldn't), the Deep State would have given Trump a heart attack through one of their Jewish space lasers, and during his third year in office because too soon in office would have looked suspicious. But no, somehow the Deep State instead got a jury to decide he was responsible for rape, and stacked a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago with top secret poo poo to accomplish... something... while he's still allowed to run for the Presidency again. Brain rot, all he way down.
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Jan 22, 2024 18:35
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:folks seriously buying into a biden persona invented by a satirical publication is eye roll worthy, but the fiction that trump has any religion in his character at all, much less deep devotion, is some loving crazy poo poo I think this can also be said for just about everything his supporters would say about him. They just project everything onto him that they think is virtuous because he tells them it's ok to hate whole blocs of people. Trump's brains are scrambled eggs with nothing resembling a deep thought but I've always thought that if you could somehow pick his brain for accurate feelings toward things, like give him a truth serum or something, he would legit think church is for idiots and might even be an atheist, he probably rightly thinks his supporters are trash, no way he gives a poo poo about are troops and has paid for far more abortions that the average person. He's the textbook definition of "false idol".
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Jan 22, 2024 19:05
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1749477989018948088 "Woke" university. All learnin' stuff and poo poo. I don't know who this "author" is but considering the premise and the audience I'm going to assume every professor drinks Bud Light, drives a Prius, wears rainbow attire and/or has blue-dyed hair and the women's most successful sports team at the university is the women's volleyball team because it's all actually a bunch of hairy men saying they're women just to play on the women's volleyball team because that's somehow whatever "woke" is to these people. Just a bunch of trite right wing buzzwords du jour with some fantasy poo poo about getting to kill liberals. Just a hunch.
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Jan 22, 2024 22:38
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Froghammer posted:We are so close to being able to hunt poor people for sport You pretty much already can in some places. You just have to push them first, so when they push back you totally "feared for your life" and "stood your ground" and that's why you
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Jan 23, 2024 01:19
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