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The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

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Almost Smart posted:

There’s almost enough there to create another Law & Order spin-off.

Law & Order: Trump Crimes :doink:

With being indicted on 91 felonies, they could probably get 100 years of programming out of it. Plus all the new crimes he commits!

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Apr 19, 2011

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War Wizard posted:

Cops moonlighting as security seems sketchy AF. Definitely some foreseeable conflict of interest.

Cops have been doing this forever.

I think there was a big deal about NYC cops wearing their uniforms while they did it, though that had to be 10-15 years ago.

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Apr 19, 2011

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kazil posted:

that rear end in a top hat only controls the weather in Pennsylvania

So the snow I'm supposed to get tonight is his fault? gently caress you, Phil! :argh:

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

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The Beetus took his leg.

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Apr 19, 2011

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In my experience, sample size of 1 and all that, conservatives can't wait to tell you all about their politics and how TUMP is going to make everything better! MAGA!!

Normal people just shut up and mind their own business.

My guess is the polling reflects that.

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Apr 19, 2011

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CommieGIR posted:

Presidential Immunity, bitch!

TOTAL EXONERATION!

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Apr 19, 2011

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Asterite34 posted:

Trumps sighs as he unsheathes his katana, preparing to bring peace to the Middle East the only way he knows how...

By lying?

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PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Thanks for the $100 here's your confirmation certificate



It’s not a certificate, it’s an NFT. And it’s guaranteed* to appreciate in value!






*not a guarantee.

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Apr 19, 2011

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Lifespan posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1765397025967710542

Uh-oh, Trump is going to have to target a different piggy bank

Remind me how paying to fix Flint, Michigan's water supply is going...

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Apr 19, 2011

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Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1765416004023410697

These people are completely detached from reality.

Just in case you forgot how bad 2020 was

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-12-18/what-a-year-it-was-a-2020-timeline

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Apr 19, 2011

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Now that PMURT has control of the RNC, I can't wait to see all the MAGA loyalists down-ballot lose their seats because their orange god-king stole all the campaign money.

:lol:

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bobjr posted:

I would love to see him try and fake his death just to see how he would gently caress it up

I'd love to see him fake his death then hold a press conference when he saw the news coverage.

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Apr 19, 2011

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Captain Yossarian posted:

I am Donald j trump

Is the j really for "jenious"?

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BrigadierSensible posted:

It's not that they are so dumb that they "forget" that earthquakes happen all the time. It's that they are so myopic and racist that THIS earthquake happened to Americans!!! White, English speaking people felt it!!! Therefore it is so much more important that the other room-shaking earthquakes that happen all the time in filthy foreign places, with brown/yellow skinned people who talk all funny like, so it doesn't matter if their home collapses.

I mean gently caress there was the Ishikawa earthquake very recently. People died. People were left homeless. But they were foreign, so a white person in Jersey has his table rattle a little, that's a biblical sign for sure.

They don’t care about anything until it happens to or directly affects them. They live in a delusion where bad things only happen to other people.

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This is nussy erasure.

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funeral home DJ posted:

Now I’m imagining Trump as Al Bundy recalling his glory days in high-school football, except Trump’s recalling when he beat the charges.

"I beat four felonies in one trial."

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Apr 19, 2011

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MrMojok posted:

In their sick fantasies, their enemies control the entire world, and the weather as well.

I’m a democrat and a filthy liberal. So how do I get a turn with the weather control machines?

Fake edit: Dernal Jenious Tmurp was president :lol:

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BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

I can’t believe nobody said “Felon.”

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big nipples big life posted:

The only reason we even had those briefings is because he realized he could get on every news channel and blabber on for a half hour or an hour every day.

I really enjoyed it when he called a press conference after the election and nobody showed up.

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priznat posted:

I hope they bring back Herman T Zwiebel to deal with the ro-bot menace

I want to read more about the adventures of Herbert Kornfeld, street accountant.

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FMguru posted:

Jim Anchower!

My favorite recurring character was terrible single mom Amber Richardson, with overly chipper (but clearly miserable) local columnist Jean Teasdale following close behind.

I used to love Smoove B

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On the way home, I saw a billboard on the PA Turnpike that said “Trump lost. You’re in a cult.” :sun:

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Someone should tell her to dig up

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