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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1743687615067435351?t=-ABwuV4j11PiINLe4E1fOw&s=19

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
God bless Dornald Tormp

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Today is the 3rd anniversary of the biggest moron I've ever met cheering on the J6ers to "bring down Obama's sales tax"

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

"He wasn't obligated by an oath, libcucks. Trump wins again. :smug:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Apparently Lauren Boebert decided she hasn't been acting trashy enough lately and punched her ex husband in the nose in a Colorado restaurant. Then she called the cops on him.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jan 7, 2024

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

tek79 posted:

loving hell this is painful to watch. My dog got up and walked into another room. Someone else said this once in a previous version of this thread, that the only thing regrettable about the Ashli Babbit saga is they should have charged her family for the bullet they wasted.

No the only regrettable thing is that I don't know where her grave is so I can't take a road trip to piss on it.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jan 7, 2024

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Look at what that woke Antifa natural gas did to good, honest Americans!

https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1744501573391135032?t=8urwk_7Gsjqid_8Um9_zxA&s=19

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1744735820601553053?t=4VINbvQLrwDhHlUkNCM-_w&s=19

The best people

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Chief McHeath posted:

The two most recent CNN chyrons right now:

TRUMP LAWYER SAYS PRES. CAN’T BE PROSECUTED FOR ASSASSINATING A POLITICAL RIVAL IF HE ISN’T IMPEACHED AND CONVICTED FIRST

followed by

TRUMP ATTY. SUGGESTS BIDEN COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR “MISMANAGING” BORDER IF COURT DOESN’T ESTABLISH CRIMINAL IMMUNITY FOR PRESIDENTS

Ah, the old "If the President does it, it's not illegal" argument.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Toxic Mental posted:

:siren: Mod challenge time :siren:

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

$125,000

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

BlackIronHeart posted:

6.9 Scaramuccis.

Ni.ce

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Because if I'm gonna blow up someone's house or workplace I'm going to give them ample warning

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Pack it in, libs. Known good person Sammy The Bull is vouching for your favorite president

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

He forgot "to me"

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Im confused: why is the Iowa caucus so early? Hasn't it always usually been in February, or am I just an idiot?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Escape From Noise posted:

It's nice that he has a hat to remind everyone he's the captain. :captainpop:

Everyone is asking a lot of questions that can be answered by the hat

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

beerinator posted:

It's also in the negative single digits in Iowa and very windy at the moment. His hair wouldn't stand a chance.

Also that way here in WI. Its cold AF outside.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1746967546065240507?t=rKFbwmf0CjgAUSTSMZpViQ&s=19

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
So what is realistic best case scenario tonight?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
When will we know results

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Porn

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

nine-gear crow posted:

How would a two foot long penis even work?

I have to walk around with a wheelbarrow in front of me at all times

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TulliusCicero posted:

How is this still going on

For gently caress sakes GOP how are you so bad at voting for your own party?!

These are the same people who think Trump is a smart businessman so it makes sense.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TulliusCicero posted:

...Why do these idiots insist on camping out for rallies?

It can't possibly be that loving packed, just go when it's happening
loving Boomers and their Woodstock wet dreams man

You are in your 60s, grow the gently caress up

Because they feel free and empowered to expouse their lovely beliefs in a public setting. They've had to keep it to themselves or hide it for decades. Now that they feel empowered they're making up for lost time.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd







I'm actually a big fan of his arch nemesis, Captain Boobie

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

MrQwerty posted:

I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks.

I spent 17 years in retail like this. I got out before the pandemic, thankfully, because I would have gotten arrested for assault most likely.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Froghammer posted:

I'm legit excited to find out more about Colossal Man's arch nemesis who will inevitably wield pornography powers

Criminal strippers will take over that city

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/molcranenewman/status/1747660849693524026

Literally continuing to defame her in his trial that he has already lost for defaming her.

It's really breathtaking.

And the judge allows it

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TulliusCicero posted:

:hmbol:

How the gently caress is this real

Why does he have dicks on his head

How does he stop like any female supervillain ever? Does he just turn into the Tex Avery Wolf at the first sign of booba?

...Can we make a thread just to explore this fascinating subgenre of comic?

GBS would have a fuckin field day with a Photoshop thread or some poo poo

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle.

Why would Johnson get removed over this? Yes, I'm sure he wants it to pass, but wouldn't enough Republicans also vote for it to render the HFC's tantrum irrelevant?

Dems want this to pass too, right? My tiny pea brain isn't seeing the problem here.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

FuturePastNow posted:

It would be fatal to our country if the supreme court ruled both that presidents are fully immune to being prosecuted for anything and not actually under oath to act in the best interests of the USA, so I don't think they're likely to do so but I do think it would be hilarious

If you want to make a MAGAs head explode, ask them if they think a President should have immunity. When they think you're talking about Trump and they say yes, ask them if they think that applies to Biden too. Then sit back and watch them trip all over themselves.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

JAnon posted:

also they don't really give a poo poo about Trump saying insane gibberish due to his age because they only seem to care when Biden or any other old-rear end Democrat does it

This applies to literally everything, not just age

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

kazil posted:

lmao there's no way she tweets about that unless she was involved

Methinks she doth protest too much

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

People around Trump have been saying he wants a female VP for two years now, because he feels like he lost suburban (white) women in 2020 compared to 2016, and that will totally fix it. Y’know, the 2020 election that he totally didn’t lose and was rigged and STOLLEN from him.

Thing is, whatever female Republican he chooses is going to be vehemently anti-abortion, and that’s what’s killing the GOP with women - and not just suburban women - lately.

He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

MrMojok posted:

With a lot of help from Fox News, which was created for this exact purpose and situation.

If a President is immune from crimes then Biden can have Trump jailed for life without trial and nobody can do anything about it, MAGA

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Hazo posted:

No I’m pretty sure it’s because some trans woman I’ve never heard of (but whose entire biography has apparently been memorized by chuds) was on the cover one time.

This is literally the reason they think it happened. They're jizzing all over themselves because something "woke" died.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Raged posted:

In the next 6 months the lol I am going to enjoy the most in the most is going to be Florida man conceeding. Watching him bend the knee and debase himself is going to be tasty.

It would be if he was actually capable of shame.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

nine-gear crow posted:

So now what way do Tiny D's tiny group of supporters flock? Do they rally around Haley as their new Not Trump candidate and maybe push her even with the big guy, or do they follow Ron, bow their heads and go crawling home to TRUMP?

They all bend the knee in the end.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Silly Burrito posted:

how the hell do you let Kelce get THAT open

TRUMP

Wrong thread but I concur

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

They both sound old and hosed up so I wouldn’t be surprised if they both skip on the debate. In all honesty either one’s numbers would probably go down if they got an hour prime time to talk alone, but I think we’re past people caring about skipping this poo poo.

Which is kinda nice because the debates have been garbage for quite some time.

Trump won't debate Biden because he can't control the narrative. He gets angry when corrected, pressed, or challenged in any way, so he'll go to Fox and have town halls where the hardest question he's asked is "why are you so great?"

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