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Total Party Kill posted:Butchers Work For Free; Or, How I Learned That Cows Just Explode Into Neatly Wrapped Blocks of Meat Corn Glizzy posted:In Minecraft Hey this made me chortle I just wanted to say good job.
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Jan 12, 2024 00:15
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kazil posted:West Vagina? Mountain Mama?
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Feb 10, 2024 06:06
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Rhymes with chowder
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Feb 12, 2024 04:07
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we are all superbowl champioms on this blessed day
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Feb 12, 2024 04:14
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this has jumped the shark like fonzie Edit: stop the count
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Feb 12, 2024 04:17
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It makes no difference which team wins. Either way, your planet is doomed.
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Feb 12, 2024 04:22
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A year of listening to Jon Gabrus’s podcast means every time I hear Nassau the voice in my head will immediately go FROM THE SOUTH SHAW OF NASSAW COUNTY LAWN GUY LAND
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Feb 14, 2024 16:18
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Fishmasher posted:"Not so fast. I, a Satanist, command you to vote for Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. this November, on behalf of my Dark Lord." and carved "JRB Jr." into my forehead because that is what people do. The kids can call you “Jorbju”!
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Mar 11, 2024 06:32
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PhazonLink posted:who the hell is Jason, I thought the major underdogs were Ryan, Marianne, and lastname Philips? He’s really cool, but you wouldn’t know him, he goes to school in Northern Mariana Islands.
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Mar 12, 2024 15:35
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fishing with the fam posted:What the gently caress? I thought asbestos was already banned. You’re like the third person to say this now but what exactly do you think it means to ban a rock that you find in the ground?
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Mar 19, 2024 05:28
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Karma Comedian posted:The good thread titles never last long around here smh Trump lols: post itt every time THE MONEY IS RUNNING OUT
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Mar 19, 2024 14:20
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Failed Imagineer posted:When you're a real rich guy you don't need units If no units are given then the implied unit is $
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Mar 23, 2024 16:03
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No need to go to Orwell, we already have damnatio memoriae. One of the doges of Venice tried and failed a coup, and was damnatio’d. They didn’t tear down any paintings or public mentions of his name, instead they hung or painted a permanent velvet shroud over them. Seems right for something like Trump’s official portrait in the WH when this is all over.
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Mar 24, 2024 06:43
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Mistle posted:Low-pack bagging is useful if you need extra bags for things like "small bathroom wastebasket", "pooper scooper disposal", and/or "waterproof lining for your new cardboard hovel because Donnie stiffed you on the lawyering bill" Seems expensive, aren’t plastic bags 10c each or is that just a Colorado thing? Edit: just checked, in NYC paper bags are 5c and plastic bags are banned entirely. lol every time Rudy drives to jersey to buy groceries to own the libs.
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Mar 25, 2024 01:19
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Grey Cat posted:don't do anything stupid, colorado. Colorado has had abortion on every ballot (via Personhood Amendments) since like 2008. They always fail with 25% of the vote. It’ll be fine.
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Apr 3, 2024 14:53
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Onkel Hedwig posted:To allow abortion or to forbid abortion? It is easy to get a constitutional amendment on the Colorado ballot, so easy that every two years some home-schooled kid will put an amendment on the ballot to get fetuses designated as people (and thus define abortion as murder). Here is a typical example, you should be able to find an equivalent on most ballot years. I get what you are asking, I’m just saying that in Colorado we won’t see a bump in voters with a “protect abortion” amendment because we literally have abortion on every ballot (and we don’t have any concern about how it’ll be voted on).
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Apr 3, 2024 15:08
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Outrail posted:Is Trump still our President? Asking for a friend. the guy from Sharper Image??
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Apr 4, 2024 18:44
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DJT crashing again, down 5% since opening. Edit: lol
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Apr 5, 2024 15:07
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Sedgr posted:There's a supernova scheduled for the next few months as well so these people will have a new, well technically just brighter, star show up in the sky to portend whatever they want. Just a nova, I think, assuming you mean T Coronae Borealis. It goes nova every once in a while, last time in 1946, and is dimming again like it’s about to pop. I don’t think we can predict supernovas more than a few hours away — there’s a burst of neutrinos that takes away 99% of the collapsing star’s energy, which is pretty wild since the remaining 1% of energy makes one of the more energetic events we know about in the universe.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:48
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https://youtu.be/pWa0dZMHYeE?si=o4invCzPw_VVPdHE
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Apr 12, 2024 14:56
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pro starcraft loser posted:LOL sub 30. I regret to inform the thread it’s above $31 again. *pause, touches ear, listens, intake of breath, *
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Apr 12, 2024 15:59
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Two days ago we were laughing at what turned out to be a data blip but if you are curious what someone actually liquidating their 401k to temporarily prop up $DJT looks like you should check the chart now.
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Apr 12, 2024 16:01
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SilentChaz posted:If anyone's wondering why $DJT saw a (small) surge today, it's because Trump begged his cult to support it. Post ITT every time you lol that the stock closes in the green but all the financial news is about how $DJT is down 17% this week and 54% in the past month.
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Apr 13, 2024 04:32
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$DJT just plunging through all these whole-dollar lines that we were going to individually celebrate. All these lmaos gone, like tears in rain. (If you’re trying to keep up via thread, Friday it closed at $32.60 and now it’s down 16% to $27.37) Edit: vvv that uptick is all pre-market trading which was trying to find its level, it’s only dropped since the 9:30 open. Ulf fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Apr 15, 2024 |
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Apr 15, 2024 15:00
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Posting to laff that $DJT is down double digits already today. I thought after yesterday that the stock might firm up but I guess it’s harder to quiet the doubters and haters in your head when you’re holding a stock with zero fundamentals backing it.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:48
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Outpost22 posted:When did Trump get into streaming? Just wanted to say this was a good setup, I see you and appreciate you.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:50
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Bottom Liner posted:what happens when a stock hits 0 Ok you’re going to love this: the company goes into bankruptcy and they add a “Q” to the end of the ticker  (I am not making that up btw)
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Apr 16, 2024 16:54
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kazil posted:financial goons, can anyone tell me if this is good This is great news!!! for Trump!!!
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Apr 16, 2024 18:31
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Some real wreak-rear end understanding of English in here.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:41
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Dapper_Swindler posted:not trump releated but the ukraine and other aid bills get voted on in the house saturday and will probably pass causing johnson to get couped. Dems will keep Johnson in office because (a) he passed Ukraine funding and (b) a GOP speaker that relies on Dems to keep him in office means a neutered majority that’ll tear each other apart. Dems saved McCarthy too, he was only booted on the next motion because he poo poo-talked Dems for after saving him in the first motion. Ulf fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Apr 19, 2024 16:21
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Threatening a Chonson, believing in nothing, having a ferret on a leash, so many levels here.
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Apr 19, 2024 19:29
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Dapper_Swindler posted:
Are we sure this isn’t a goon? 
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Apr 19, 2024 22:27
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generally I prefer posted:I can't imagine that this is anywhere near useful enough but evidently it's something YouGov are running with. I edited this sentence for succinctness because it’s a great summary of polling technology in this election.
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Apr 22, 2024 15:50
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kazil posted:Brown asking what's to stop a President from breaking every law if he's immune Scalia asked fellow judges at the conference: “Are you going to convict President Macavity? Say that he broke every human law? Is any jury going to convict Macavity the Mystery Cat? I don’t think so.”
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Apr 25, 2024 16:37
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Total Party Kill posted:I'm honestly not trying to shame her or anything. Sex work is real work. I just didn't think we'd still be using her porn name at this point. Sex workers will usually adopt a different name for their public persona w/r/t sex work. One reason is that when they retire from the job they can use their real name and not have every interaction in their life be a minefield for the kind of weirdos that memorize the names of porn stars. From that point of view it becomes understandable why the press continues to use her “stage name” in regards to this trial and how using her real name would be kind of a nasty thing to do.
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Apr 27, 2024 00:35
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One in five cars sold worldwide right now is an EV. I know it’s a little lower in the US just yet but I live next to a fast charger and have seen the uptake firsthand. Just making up poo poo that an increasing number of Americans will see right through, I shouldn’t be surprised but every new angle somehow gets me.
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Apr 27, 2024 00:43
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MrQwerty posted:She was already with him at that time iirc, I believe she was pregnant with their criminal son when that happened What has Barron done?? Edit: Oh, sorry, the rest fit so I thought this was in ref to Melania.
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Apr 27, 2024 16:15
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Youforgotaboutme.jpg I know this is not old pic but I’ve never really looked at it before. The two adult sons as Francis Bacon-esque views into Huckabee’s soul. The Elephant necklace. The thousand yard stare on the dog, of course. 10/10 no notes.
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Apr 27, 2024 17:37
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kazil posted:This is my favorite picture from this thread fwiw What an... odd-looking... figurine. Why is this... figurine... in my... thread?
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May 10, 2024 04:54
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Funky See Funky Do posted:West is 4? But I thought he was 8 and RFK was 24? Hold on what let's flip the script. Let's say Obama is 39. Are we still looking at the same scenario? Look all I know is Hillary Is 44.
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May 17, 2024 21:55
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