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weg, Toxic Mental)
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Counter-protesters bringing rifles sounds like a new wrinkle. Like yeah, it’s horrifying that things have come to this, but at the same time it’s just ever so slightly comforting to see the pasty boys’ own bullshit tactics boomerang on them.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 23:41 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:35 |
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The amount of cognitive dissonance it takes to be a Trumper is astounding. If I tried to buy into all his bullshit, you’d hear an audible popping sound in my skull followed by a nosebleed and one of my eyes rolling back in my head. Might crap my pants too. I don’t know how they do it.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 17:46 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Gas has dropped enormously, inflation is cooling, abortion remains the self imposed albatross along with anti-trans poo poo, the GOP continues to crusade against weed and porn and contraception in 2024... “Vote for us or violence.”
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:51 |
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We’re barely a week into this year and I’m already sick to death of 2024.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 03:49 |
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I know voting is closed, but for curiosity’s sake, would “BIG MONEY, BIG MAD” have been an acceptable guess?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 15:22 |
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“WE NEED TO HAVE HUNTER BIDEN ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!” “I’m here to answer these questions.” “NOT LIKE THAT!” Just an absolute clown show from top to bottom. It’s also proving that yeah, they fully do intend on cherry-picking and misrepresenting what would be said behind closed doors to sell some bullshit narrative for Trump and conservative media to point at and scream at.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 16:44 |
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The Nevada primary means all of jack and poo poo. Trump not being on the ballot has literally no bearing on whether he receives the nomination or not. Trump being in prison has no bearing on whether he receives the nomination or not.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 21:02 |
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I can just picture all he spittle and pasty-white complexions turning red.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 17:56 |
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What the gently caress does MTG even do all day. Every time I see her, she’s on some loving podcast making crazy monkey faces or shitposting on Twitter. Like, it should be offensive to everyone who actually works for a living, the people she “represents” especially so.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 19:30 |
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One might say this Johnson guy is an erect penis with some balls.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:42 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:We're gonna see just how tough Trump voters are lmao I imagine trumpers are more hardcore than the, uh, Haileyers. He’s going to win 80% of the vote by securing 8 of the 10 people who actually show up.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:54 |
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They’re going to have to update the dictionary because I have a very different definition of DESTROY than the colloquial social-media usage of that word. “Would you like to super-size your fries?” “No thanks.” Local man DESTROYS McDonald’s drive-thru window
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 18:10 |
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emSparkly posted:He was on a subreddit for pregnancy fetishists but idk if he was like, an actual creep about it or anything. He also liked talking about DragonBall Z, leering at Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes, and thought Trayvon Martin had it coming. Typical “undecided voter” behavior.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 22:22 |
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cr0y posted:How it started I thought he backed down in favor of some continuing resolution bullshit so we can relive this drama in two months.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 19:23 |
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I’m going to guess that “TRUMP” takes 55% of the vote, Hailey takes 21%, DeSantis comes in third with like 16%, and vivacious Vivek gets whatever is left when you add those numbers together and subtract them from 100 (I’m not good at math).
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 22:45 |
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Bottom Liner posted:No one gives a poo poo about a mug shot (the chuds celebrate and parade that proudly). It doesn't count until he spends at least a night behind bars. He’ll never spend a night behind bars (unless they’re made of chocolate). At absolute most, he would probably be “confined” to house arrest at MAL with full access to his golf course and country club. And to be perfectly honest, I doubt even that is in the cards. We’re going to gently caress around and find out what happens when you elect a criminal as president and give him the power to self-pardon. Less pessimistic folks will tell you he’s lost a lot of appeal now that he’s a known quantity; he was a known quantity going into 2020 with his mountains of controversies and botched response to Covid and he still gained 10 million more votes over what he had in 2016. Biden will still carry the popular vote, I’ve got no doubts there. But all it takes is some fuckery in the swing states, and Trump’s grinning fat rear end will be back behind the desk in the Oval Office, throwing ketchup at the walls and ruining lives like so many pairs of tortured underpants.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 18:44 |
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rotinaj posted:Thanks but maybe the better option would be not to do that Not gonna lie, I read “better option” as “batter onion” and now I’m really craving onion rings.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 20:26 |
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redshirt posted:For sure, but I don't think they have a clue how to defeat Trump either, from the Republican side. Do what Chris Christie was doing without actually being Chris Christie. If your campaign is centered around how much like Trump you are and how TRUMP DID NOTHING WRONG, then there’s really no point in supporting you over the mango Mussolini himself.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 15:42 |
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Alan Smithee posted:
In complete fairness, Lords of Thunder is a pretty kicking rad game.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 17:10 |
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bird with big dick posted:The kid can eventually make babies though what about that. What if your wife is all dried up then do you save the kid? Should I be estimating how many eggs my wife has left at all times? Is there an app for that? If you tell them you’re saving the kid to make other kids with, they make you an archbishop.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 21:51 |
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Van Buren had mutton chops in more than one place.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 00:23 |
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dr_rat posted:I mean she's dumb as hell, but is she really dumb enough not to get paid in advance? I mean she can't be Giuliani dumb right? She’s getting added to Trump’s will, after he dumps Melania at her mother’s funeral.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 03:02 |
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“SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET THE COPS GET AWAY WITH KILLING AN UNARMED BLACK KID”
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 14:32 |
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I wasn’t alive at the time, but Nixon saying “it’s not illegal when the president does it” was like a watershed moment in his fall from grace in the public’s eyes. And now we’ve got former president crime lord arguing daily that he had complete freedom to break any goddamn law he chose in any manner he chose and half the country is sagely nodding along in agreement.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 04:53 |
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Crazyweasel posted:I think it’s time to realize the reason why all of this happens, like enabling a fascist repeatedly for years, is partially because the incompetence throughout government, in all forms, is staggering. It’s even more funny/depressing because they literally have Trump on tape trying to illegally pressure the Georgia Secretary of State to “find more votes” or suffer vague legal consequences. They have the head honcho dead to rights and all that is going to essentially disappear because some idiot thought this was a good opportunity to divert some dollars to their gently caress-buddy. Maybe it’s time we do start criminalizing stupidity. At the very least, we should have a special forces unit of guys armed with sacks of oranges that show up at these peoples’ houses or places of work and beat them with them, all the while yelling “you loving moron, you stupid piece of poo poo” until the message is driven home.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 16:24 |
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Wayne Knight posted:He drives a ford mach-e. Come join us in the EV thread. We razz each other but we’re all friends. Just about everyone there agrees musk is a fuckhead, and those that don’t stay quiet or get laughed at. I have a bolt. They’re good cars! I’ve also got a Mach-e. You know who else owns one? Pete Buttigieg. And since I’m not Pete Buttigieg, one would logically have to conclude that 3O is in fact Pete Buttigieg.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 04:51 |
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Trump oversaw one of the most lovely, incompetent and cruelest presidential terms in history… and 10 million more people voted for him the second time around.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 14:50 |
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Nikki Haley is going to be in this position by this time next week if not sooner. Even if she comes within striking distance in NH (or ekes out a win lol), she’s going to be eviscerated in literally every single remaining state. The time to start building a case against Trump was three years ago, and her efforts now are going to play out the same way as the school kid who puts off the big project until the night before it’s due. I hope the “my morals won’t let me vote for Joe” crew comes around when the danger Trump poses starts to become tangible.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 23:24 |
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It’s like the old saying goes “a few bad apples… eh, what are you going to do.”
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 03:50 |
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Dude is already creating the narrative in his head that it is 110%
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 18:57 |
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Don’t worry, when the kill squads stop by, the MAGA gay guy will just flash his “one of the good ones” badge and everything will be right as rain.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 23:52 |
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Farmhouse chic meets farmhouse poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 03:47 |
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He’s swippity swooshing one day, and calling for the execution of journalists, college professors, and eventually everyone who wears glasses the next.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 12:10 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:has trump actually looked genuinely happy at any point since like 2010 or so ? He looks sorta happy in that taco salad photo and that other one where a wincing Mitt Romney is about to eat what I can only assume is a literal bowl of poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 23:47 |
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Shishkahuben posted:what happens if Haley wins the primary? Like, actual process results, not Teubgo getting so angry he lunches the wall. Most likely she just loses at the next stop and everywhere else thereafter. In my fantasies though, Trump goes on a RIGGED AND STOLLEN bitchfest and enough of the less hardcore chuds start to think maybe, just maybe, he is just a liar and a sore loser.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 00:11 |
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I seem to remember the RNC making a statement way back when about how they wouldn’t back a candidate that refused to participate in the debates or pledge their support to the eventual nominee. Trump, of course, did neither. I’m still lolling that the GOP handed the keys to the castle over to some geriatric madman who was a democrat longer than a republican, espouses no traditionally conservative values (aside from the misogyny and racism), and has no vision or goals beyond “punch back harder.” Even as a self-admitted doomer, I take some solace in knowing that even if Trump wins, he’s limited to a four-year term and has no heir apparent. It gags me to say this, but he’s a phenomenon unto himself. Everyone that’s tried to replicate his style thus far has only managed to come across as some loathsome, broken-rear end facsimile of a human being with zero chance of winning a general election. It may not be immediate, but I think Trumpism dies with Trump.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 16:55 |
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Cat Hassler posted:He still believes yelling about something enough will make it reality It does for his cult.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 03:53 |
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His lawyers are so lovely/afraid of him that no one even bothered to inform him that this particular case was already tried, a verdict was reached, and that everything from here on out is just determining what additional damages she’s owed.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 14:12 |
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“Ca-ca-caravans!!!” are big attention-grabbers on Fox News and a lot of these people just want to be on TV.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 15:18 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:35 |
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kazil posted:Roberta Kaplan is the prosecutor, different than Judge Kaplan KAPLAN CRIME FAMILY
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 20:11 |