LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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Civil: Apr 21, 2003; Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Can't catch a break, poor guy

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 15:58

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:43

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pro starcraft loser posted:

Can't he not run for governor again?

Not after two consecutive terms, but he also wasn't allowed to run for president while serving as Governor so who the gently caress knows

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 16:22

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TulliusCicero posted:

The GOP is losing its grip on Ohio

This state is not nearly as red as they govern it, people are furious about this dumb poo poo and DeWine caving to anti trans poo poo

The county prosecutor is a Democrat. He's also a tremendous rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:49

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spaceblancmange posted:

Judge should have tossed him in the clink for a night for contempt. He might have fund raised off it, but the LOLs would have been off the chart.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 22:50

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Hornyposting ITT is reaching critical levels

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:50

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BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1745879281404715224?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Will he ever put it together that Trump is the reason his company is dying and he's being sued for a bazillion dollars for spreading lies?

Dude seemed to be on top of the world before Trump.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 20:33

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Toxic Mental posted:

Let's see who won this year

I want this to be Michael Picard setting up a honeypot awards event that they show up to

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 22:46

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Here is the Loomer'ing video she's referring to. She spends half the video congratulating herself on the epic takedown.

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745944405884690600

It's not a good video and you should probably not watch it.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 00:13

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Burning_Monk posted:

It will be Ivana.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the 50th president of the Senate

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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 18:38

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Grey Cat posted:

Hey buddy

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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 20:52

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Froghammer posted:

That scene from The Office where they all run around shouting "PARKOUR" only it's Habba shouting mistrial

I DECLARE MISTRIAL

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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 22:48

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Is Trump still in the courtroom to witness the legal magic he his campaign is paying for?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 22:53

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credburn posted:

This cartoon was from 2017 and a bunch of other cartoonists would also draw him this way, he's had that stupid look forever

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 06:56

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digital penitence posted:

Wait, she was born in 1972? I thought she was 10 years older. She's aging like Ron Desanctimonius.

This guy was only 39. Working for the dark side ages you prematurely.

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 18:09

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nine-gear crow posted:

Her husbo meanwhile is doing the Left Wing Propaganda circuit as well, telling liberals what they want to hear about Trump, but I guess they're divorced now so lol, double lol that their kid emancipated herself from them as well so literally no member of the Conway family wants to be legally related to anyone else in the Conway family anymore.

Don't be fooled. George "Moonface" Conway is a republican, just anti-trump. Don't be thinking that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 20:08

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kazil posted:

uh, Florida joined them

Maybe DeSantis will string concertina wire across every beach in the state

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 20:52

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Toxic Mental posted:

lol

https://x.com/ZaleskiLuke/status/1750371080357675420?s=20

So much of this is blatantly illegal even his own justices will overturn this crazy poo poo

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 00:15

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Alan Smithee posted:

who is this madaio moron

Another fine representative of Habba Law. I think most of these guys defending Trump are over their heads and are practicing well outside their areas of expertise.

https://habbalaw.com/michael-madaio/

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 07:18

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/1750991192215503145?s=20

LOL that he lists a "Joseph Biden defamation action" as a possible asset.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 07:58

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redshirt posted:

Is Biden gonna legalize it before the election? Get out the stoner vote?

He told the HHS secretary to roll him a fat one. The rule making and rescheduling will still take a while, though, not sure if they'll pull it off before November.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 19:36

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Preoptopus posted:

Pretty sure it's worse in europe

Are you seriously trying to fact check our favorite president ("TRUMP") (ME!)?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 19:56

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TulliusCicero posted:

Who is the President of OAN?

Just going from his wikipedia page, he's a piece of poo poo that retaliates against employees, pollutes until he gets caught, and sues everyone he's ever been in business with.

Any of us could have probably predicted what kind of person he is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Herring_(businessman)

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 22:14

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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

So� sex in general is bad, but cigarettes, beer, and whiskey are A-OK for babies?!

Things I like - good. Things you like - bad. Try to understand.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 18:41

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kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1752789598496076229

He's trying to do the Jedi mind trick to the courts

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 22:32

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bird with big dick posted:

Who is it?

e: oh no one I�ve ever heard of

A young Cher

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 18:03

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kazil posted:

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2024/02/01/what-biden-really-says-about-trump-behind-closed-doors-00139178

October surprise will be Biden laying out a tapestry of obscenity over Trump in public so foul and profane that sailors and truckers everywhere blush

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 00:45

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I joined the "Texas Patriots for Secession" Facebook group, as did many of you, clearly. Lots of troll posts poking holes in his stupid plan. He takes it as a win, though.

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 18:20

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mobby_6kl posted:

Wore shorts to a formal evening event. Dress like a loving adult

I honestly don't care how he dresses, but he's worn a suit quite a bit in the past so it seems like a reach for attention. I wish he'd do something useful, like put Ted Cruz in a sleeper hold on the senate floor.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 19:03

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PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I heard a 'dusty deevers' is when you're a cowboy and you take a poo poo outdoors and the turd gets coated in a fine layer of dirt. The old cowhands used to call it a dusty deever and throw them at each other, as a goof.

Who�s gonna make the urban dictionary entry

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 16:43

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Aramis posted:

Maybe one of the better law-knowers here can explain to me why this isn't all implicitly covered by the first trials' appeal.

I figure that if that gets overturned, then the second trial should tag along with it since it's a recidivism thing. Posting the $83M bond and appealing again doesn't seem like a productive thing to do at all in that context. What am I missing here?

I know Ken White isn't well liked here, but he was musing in his podcast that the judge has the option of reducing the judgement if he feels it's excessive. If he were to take this step, Ken was saying that the judgement would be more bullet-proof on appeal, since it would be seen as a judicial review of the jury's recommended penalty.

Maybe he'll reduce it to $75M or something, which would still be a LOL.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 18:32

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Three Olives posted:

What exactly are the crimes that Obama and Biden would be prosecuted for? Like, they didn't like make stuff up with Trump, he actually did specific crimes.

Many people are saying Barack HUSSEIN Obama's crimes are, frankly, some of the worst they've ever seen. These are bad, bad, people. And believe me, I know bad people.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 20:11

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This is very funny to me.

Senior Republicans fear Trump will tap the RNC to cover legal bills again

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 17:37

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I smell a new thread title today.

Don't let me down, judge.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 16:10

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

On one hand please please run on abortion

On the other this is going to piss off A LOT of forced birthers

The forced birthers will fall in line behind him because he's more important to them than their own convictions

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 19:04

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Parkingtigers posted:

Literally the one and only tiny bit of respect I have for Don Jr is that he hooked up with a woman 8 years his senior. They're both absolute garbage monsters, but a Trump man not going for a much younger trophy wife? Borderline subversive in the Trump chudomatic universe.

To be fair, most of Kim's face is only 4 years old

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 19:20