PhazonLink posted:

im surprised there's only 94 official hats. thought it would be in the hundreds

Stoatbringer posted:

Can’t Biden simply go on record and state that as President, he does not have magical “absolute immunity” and no other President, past or future, does or should do. Could he even do an executive order declaring it?

Lamech posted:

you really don't see any Biden gas station pizza parties, makes u think

Ringo Star Get posted:

Reporter: “Donald! Are there any pizzas in those boxes?”
Trump: “There’s -a- pizza in the box.”


Would have loved to see someone open the boxes and it’s empty.

Batterypowered7 posted:

They're a popular exotic pet in the U.S.

DrBouvenstein posted:

It also has Nick Offerman as the president, and I know plenty of people would do drat near any poo poo acting gig for a dumptruck full of money, but he doesn't need it. I seem to recall he's also pretty drat liberal? (not the more libertarian type that a lot of people confuse him for because of Ron Swanson.) So I don't see him ever doing one of those straight up "Conservative values, hoo-rah!" movies.

kw0134 posted:

He can keep playing victim, but it has exactly the same effect as my posting "I'M BANKRUPT!!" on the forum, none. He can't even put off paying Carroll because as a condition of appealing the first judgment he had to deposit the full amount with the court as a bond. He's effectively already paid her.

5er posted:

Oh I hope so! I hadn't seen the LegalEagle on that. We're just in a decade of people evading consequence and censure because of celebrity and garish displays of wealth. It's jading my anticipations.

MrMojok posted:

Oh poo poo I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/politics/2024/01/18/donald-trump-hand-sores-photo-social-media/72265930007/

Frank Frank posted:

Syphilis expert here. It’s syphilis.

digital penitence posted:

Blisters/syphilis/sores that magically healed before his rally at the Sheraton Portsmouth Harborside Hotel that same evening last night.

Turmp is Jesus confirmed!

Cthulu Carl posted:

What about knee-high barriers?

tek79 posted:

Banning crime sounds fun. Like you get infinite crimes on top of your initial offense.

"I'm sorry sir, but you're facing life in prison."

"Wha... I know I was shoplifting but I'm broke and my infant needed the diaper...."

"No, no, no. It just doesn't work that way. You see, we've banned crime. You were committing a crime while you were shoplifting and committing a crime is also a crime ever since we banned all crimes. So every time you did crime, you were committing a crime and committing a crime is a crime. I't's been this way since Donald Trump made America Great Again by banning all crime."

Escape From Noise posted:

Nothing is better than barn owl Jesus.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I was trying to get bing image creator to produce a picture of trump like this but it keeps threatening to ban my prompts or saying "sorry but unsafe content has been detected" lol

Three Olives posted:

I seriously don't think he understands he already lost the trial.

Stoatbringer posted:

Rampant AI disinformation is going to be a nightmare in the coming years. It won’t be long before it really is indistinguishable from actual photography/video complete with convincing audio.

“Trump releases high-quality footage of himself personally rescuing babies from Biden’s adrenochrome labs.”

nine-gear crow posted:

That is literally the plot of Ben Shapiro's lovely novel: the govern or Texas tries to engineer a war between the United States and Mexico over immigration and drug smuggling by conducting airstrikes across the boarder using the Texas Air National Guard or whatever knowing that it was drag the entire US military into the fight if Mexico retaliates and he's painted as being the hero.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1749813016584142876?s=20

explosivo posted:

Yes I'm well aware it's just fun pointing out the hypocrisy when everyone who has ever worked for him ends up being a RINO.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Lol

Biden 1200

Trump 3

Lol

kazil posted:

dunno if it's a lol but this is...something

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Hear me out on this.

Late Night with Donald Trump!

Thank you for listening.

Coolguye posted:

nah. this is all still grandstanding. even before any soldiers actually get involved, or any federalizing orders get issued, the courts are well equipped to handle stuff like this. there's soft power that can be applied to the SCOTX to basically tell them "chill this idiot out or when we chill him out for you, you're also going down for not doing your jobs." there's hard judicial power that can be applied in bringing sedition charges against him and ordering him to surrender to FBI custody. there's funding cuts and circumventions to put federal programs in charge of more day to day operations over state ones (federal takeovers of nonfunctional state services happen more frequently than anyone wants to admit).

all of this is before any actual federal muscle starts being used on these ninnies.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Now I really want someone to hand Donald Trump a guitar just to see what he does with it.

Lifespan posted:

They are rare, but I totally love it whenever I see that someone had a manic episode all over the back of their car. Like they took the time to get adhesive letters, wash the back of their car to have a good surface, and then one by one peel those letters off to slowly spell out some rabidly bad take in the hopes of communicating their craziness to the waitress stuck behind them in traffic that just wants to listen to her podcast in peace before her garbage job. Has anyone here ever known someone that has done this sort of thing because I am really curious what kind of person they are.

Ionicpsycho posted:

Additionally, the betting system isn't "you vs house" but "you vs people with house taking a table cut". It's like a very slow game of poker, but you can also bet on multiple people to lose.

Ultramega OK posted:

Chris Kise is the smartest attorney in the Trump circle solely because he got paid $3 million in advance.

kazil posted:

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/1752773165044891904

poo poo, Republicans turning out the black vote.

Serious_Cyclone posted:

I'm glad that the underlying problems with polling and the lack of proper context for poll respondents that made polls laughably inexcusable yesterday have all been resolved

ReidRansom posted:

What even is a land line these days? Is that just traditional RJ-11 phone company stuff? Or does it also include various flavors of VOIP lines and virtual numbers, etc?

IncredibleIgloo posted:

The amount of processing power devoted to AI in the industry is doubling roughly every three months, leading to some significant gains relatively quickly. It would not be surprising if text is a priority for the image generation companies that is actively being worked on. It is probably one of the biggest hurdles to monetizing the technology, as I imagine one of the key end uses would be dynamically generated hyper targeted advertising, and thus text would be crucial to this. Other uses might be providing users with the ability to create their own ad copy with the technology, again needing clear, correct text. Probably dozens use cases where text is important. Looking at how far AI generative technology has advanced in the last 18 months I would not be surprised if the results of the next 18 months are significant.

Regalingualius posted:

mother
FUCKER

nerox posted:

I'll take the 21% oxygen and be kind and give them the 78% nitrogen, its only fair that they get more!

kazil posted:

Roblo posted:

I am terrible with dates, if someone asks me what years I was at uni I would honestly have no idea and have to work it out. I am also terrible with names, I forget the names of people stood right in front of me. I forgot my best friends name once when I was a kid.

I can, however, remember poo poo loads of pointless information like information about Star Wars ships I read in some manual when I was 12.

I'm perfectly competent in every other regard. I'm not saying Bidens not old as gently caress and clearly wobbling a bit but this "he doesn't remember the date of X" is really not neccasarily a problem.

big mean giraffe posted:

I can remember what loving year it is though, or what year I worked different jobs. What a stupid comparison

big nipples big life posted:

biden could take off his pants and start singing baby shark at a presser and I'm still voting for him over the alternative. Trying to overthrow the government on your way out is a pretty big deal breaker for me.