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It was three years ago this day that Ashli Babbit became the throat goat, a man tazed he own balls, and everyone forgot about the woman who got trampled to death while wearing the Gadsden flag. Now we have the probable candidate of a major political party bragging he can put on his pants. Welcome back to the 2024 Trump thread!      https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743471630326911017   https://i.imgur.com/FB9Kn5t.mp4    https://twitter.com/averycutedog/status/1347639707576881152 https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743463970621862227 https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1752529435138605289  RULES
Now let's go forth and remember: if the world is going to burn, we may as well laugh our way into ashes. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Jan 6, 2024 19:01
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DaveWoo posted:Looks like that could be a real possibility: Lmfao this rules
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Jan 7, 2024 22:35
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Catastrophe posted:e: nope, I see this thread's owner is just as bad Sir this is a Wendy's
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Jan 8, 2024 20:18
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1744442636608409868 This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them
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Jan 8, 2024 22:12
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tek79 posted:A majority of Independents saying Trump responsible for J6, somehow about 1/4 of Republicans living in reality saying Trump responsible in J6, and Haley closing the gap in the primary... The monkey's paw of inevitability and large leads is that if you don't win by a huge amount you lose. If Trump doesn't win Iowa or New Hampshire by at least 20 points each (or even loses one), the narrative is going to be that he doesn't have as strong a grip on the party as everyone thought and that's going to lead to a free for all
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Jan 9, 2024 15:14
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Heh heh 69 GOD DAMMIT
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Jan 10, 2024 13:24
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kazil posted:speaking of wienies, what's the new thread position on postin' hot dogs? I mean don't go hogwild but once and a while is fine
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Jan 10, 2024 15:22
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bird with big dick posted:Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death This thread is four days old and has 71 pages Imagine how many pages it'll reach once Trump finally dies
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Jan 10, 2024 16:02
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Somethingawful.com's server will melt down and burrow its way to the center of the Earth, lol'ing the entire time I was around for the 2008 debates when there was a livethread of it and the servers poo poo the bed so much they kept making one dude post "BUSH'S BRAIN!!!!!!!" for four pages until someone finally probed him to get it to stop
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Jan 10, 2024 16:06
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Raku posted:literally only trump can be speaker Trump becomes speaker He impeaches Biden and Harris Trump becomes president 
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Jan 10, 2024 16:16
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I love my dying gay country
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Jan 10, 2024 18:16
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Apparently his lawyers objected because he said Trump could do it but only if he talked about things relevant to this trial
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Jan 10, 2024 18:52
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1745167943401373801  Grinning like an idiot irl ahahahahhahahahaha Nancy Pelosi had a margin of 4 and never lost a rules vote and now two R speakers have lost multiple ones
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Jan 10, 2024 20:46
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/BidensWins/status/1745167345331372370 I hate clickbait articles like this He didn't sign up for the primary because he's participating in the caucus quote:As hilarious as it would have been if this was the product of a paperwork snafu committed by an incompetently run campaign, Trump’s absence from Nevada’s primary ballot was wholly intentional. They merely followed the directions provided to them by a truly incompetently run organization — the Nevada GOP, which decided the same primary election process that’s been used to select every other non-presidential Republican candidate, including our current governor, in the state for decades is still not good enough for presidential candidates in 2024. In case anyone didn’t get the memo, the state party warned presidential campaigns that if it saw their candidates’ names on the primary ballot, those candidates would be ineligible to participate in and receive delegates from the caucus.
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Jan 10, 2024 20:57
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Ok I'ma need y'all to actually read the articles before posting them because this clickbait stuff ain't working and we end up having 20 people quote the original tweet while like 2 attempt to explain how it's wrong and it becomes a jumbled mess Don't be purveyors of disinformation!!!
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Jan 10, 2024 20:59
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Ringo Star Get posted:Does Trump really need to register any paperwork to earn the GOP nomination? It’s probably why he doesn’t go to any primary debates because why would he have any worry about losing the nomination? If anything, everyone else is just aiming to be his VP. Yes because if he doesn't run bylaws state he doesn't get delegates because he's not running unopposed
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Jan 10, 2024 21:02
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Technically no president has been a wartime president since WWII since Congress hasn't declared war since then Mainly because they just call it a military action or whatever and Congress ceded all its war powers to the executive which, lol
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Jan 11, 2024 17:33
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Lmao this blows up any trust Schumer may have had with Johnson
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Jan 11, 2024 18:25
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kazil posted:Funny you should mention that... Hahahahahahah yes. YES!!!!
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Jan 11, 2024 18:51
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These Photoshops are great! Let's move them to their own thread if you think there's Photoshop potential for them
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Jan 12, 2024 00:47
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Interesting that he spells Defense the British way You'd think autocorrect would catch that
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Jan 12, 2024 14:38
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kazil posted:It's a lot more serious than that. Dude disappeared for a few days and no one, not even his #2 or the president, knew where he was. Yeah it's not that he disappeared for a few days, it's that no one in the chain of command knew about it
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Jan 12, 2024 14:55
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Lmao now we wait to see what the HFC does
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Jan 12, 2024 17:29
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Ok ok after this page is done let's move on from the Johnson jokes
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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We're gonna see just how tough Trump voters are lmao God if Haley pulls close to him it's gonna rule so hard
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Jan 12, 2024 17:48
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Escape From Noise posted:Is it weird that I think someone else tried to write this in Trump's voice? They absolutely did. This doesn't sound like him at all and the "defence" is suspicious
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Jan 12, 2024 18:47
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Clay Higgins really, really wants to shoot Black people (again). That's all this really is
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Jan 12, 2024 18:55
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priznat posted:Tim Horton, the guy that started the chain that would come to dominate lovely coffee and donut shops in Canada, was killed while driving drunk. It's kind of our thing. quote:Not wearing a seatbelt, Horton was found 123 ft (37 m) from the car. 
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Jan 12, 2024 19:02
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Batterypowered7 posted:GeneSplicer once probed/banned a poster because they were talking about "cp". But "cp" in this instance was "Combat Power", because people were talking about Pokemon Go, and he was too old to know what the gently caress that was. That's our Gene! 
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Jan 13, 2024 03:56
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kazil posted:
I think it was diamond and he spent most of his speaking time complaining about the 2020 election
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Jan 13, 2024 04:48
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Diamond (or was it Silk?)
Hollismason posted:He also literally complained that the funeral was too long. Like he complained about the funeral at the funeral and in front of everyone. Ok so I didn't misremember that lmao what a world!
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Jan 13, 2024 04:51
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Escape From Noise posted:My Sammy the Bull endorsement is getting a lot of questions has a lot of people asking questions already answered by his endorsement. lol at promoting an endorsement from a known mafia snitch
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Jan 13, 2024 14:33
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kazil posted:lol watch this video of Desantis being publicly humiliated Honestly this is such a fitting way to end his time in Iowa lmao
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Jan 13, 2024 23:28
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PuttyKnife posted:So dumb. I mean the sun could take out all electronics on earth but the deaths wouldn’t happen until about 3 or 4 days later. A Carrington Event today would crash society within hours, a day at most
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Jan 14, 2024 05:07
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MrQwerty posted:Whatever happens, Ron DeSantis will be humiliated And I'm glad for it
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Jan 15, 2024 16:30
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I remember watching this live and dying laughing because it was so incredibly over the top that I couldn't take it seriously
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Jan 15, 2024 21:27
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Can't wait for Ron to bend the knee to the man who's basically humiliated him for months on end It's gonna be like Ted Cruz but even better
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Jan 16, 2024 01:36
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I'm watching ABC and they're interviewing three minority Republicans in Iowa and they're saying that very little effort is being made to reach out to them and I'm just like 
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Jan 16, 2024 01:46
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Holy poo poo Enthusiasm poll: Trump 88 DeSantis 62 Haley 39
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Jan 16, 2024 02:15
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ABC News already projected "TRUMP" to win Iowa
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Jan 16, 2024 02:32
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