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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



"So god made somebody like Trump.. with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, but gentle enough to deliver his own grand child."

..was ..was Trump present when Ivanka delivered?

:barf:

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


nine-gear crow posted:

People say another January 6th is impossible because the chuds learned their lesson after thousands of them got arrested and sent to prison for it. Nah, it'll happen again if Stinkmeister flat out tells them to do it again. They never learn and never change. Not Trump, not them, never.

Sure, but this time I'm pretty sure Biden would turn DC into Fort Knox to make sure proceedings occurred correctly.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Toxic Mental posted:

It'd be cool if just this one time that all these judges cast aside the plausible deniability poo poo and said frankly "motherfucker you did it, you know you did it, and you are going to be punished" because everyone knows it's true because we all watched it happen live

But don't you see? He wasn't told not to commit crimes!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



2024's "This is AI" just not as catchy as 2016's "FAKE NEWS"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Boo this Judge!

Booooo!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Accipiter posted:

How do you figure?

One job lawyers have is to protect their client from themselves

Your Favourite President(Me) would have gone on histories dumbest closing argument and harmed his own case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Oh no! Definitions!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lot of countries have had self checkouts for years, they're super useful

Do you guys have cameras watching your carts that detect if you might have not scanned everything - that also don't work cause it can't differentiate between Object and Object You Bought At Another Store? Cause those suck.
They've also recently started introducing gates that won't open if an AI thinks you've stolen something.

So look forward to those 2 bits of lovely tech loving up an otherwise good experience.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



:lol: dudes movements look like a muppets

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


crusty posted:

That video is pretty amazing, some real effort put into those!

The other ancient one that was super popular was Pizza Matrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYulkD13D0

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:

What is going on here?


Curious what event will eventually cause Trump to stroke out

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Sounds like Favourite President(Me) should have installed more judges that owed him favours instead of just this one!

Sad!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:



He must be really worried about losing his SCOTUS cases

Ah yes "Republican Judges" and "Democratic Judges" instead of just "Judges"

A well calibrated system of impartiality.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's insane, especially when you look at the punishment for people who have done far, far less that Trump

Probably cause it hasn't happened before?

Presidents will do horrible monstrous things For The Good Of The US, but even if they're being insanely self serving they've never gone so far as to be stool pigeons for foreign governments.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:

he admit it


Scrawling FAVOURITE PRESIDENT(ME) on all my important national secrets so everybody knows they're mine(did not steal)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Trump looking like absolute garbage
Trump looking amazing in his The Noid cosplay




https://twitter.com/_johnnymaga/status/1746639663643652346

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lube Enthusiast posted:

Wtf is that edited? He’s so loving orange

Imagine basing 77 years old and basing your whole image around Being Orange and the skintone difference is this:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Captain Cauc

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


His face is the same colour as the pizza boxes :laffo:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is ripe for a Photoshop thread ijs



PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Fine, fine, the heart wants what the heart wants.



GODDAMIT I HAVEN'T LOADED THE LAST FEW PAGES YET

:argh:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Seth Pecksniff posted:

I'm a bit surprised DeSantis pulled #2

Why are you surprised? Look at his winning smile!



"Hello Regular Humans, how is your skin today?"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



"Favourite President(Me!)" will never not be funny to me(Me!)

He's so loving dumb :lol:

John Wick of Dogs posted:

You honor I didn't defame the lying and dishonest E Jean Carrol, Who I have never met. When those truths were posted I was in this very courtroom. THE ULTIMATE ALIBI

Seems like a dangerous game of chicken to be playing with the judge. Cause he's straight up either having someone else post the troofs, which means he's OK with it happening, or he's scheduled them.

Either option is basically incredibly dumb when the judge has already had enough of his poo poo.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Imagine waking up and wanting to look like a rotisserie chicken

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



:dudsmile:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's cause Trump is a terrible client

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Dementropy posted:

Cold drinks

Soft drinks

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Calling the White House to ask if their refrigerator is running

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hunter Biden has agreed to testify in private.
https://apnews.com/article/hunter-biden-congress-contempt-subpoena-058b67e9d69bd12d14b8e395c2aadaf0

Don't know why he wouldn't want to stick to his guns and insist on a public hearing

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Strong Sauce posted:

literally the rest of the world doesn't care because why give attention to this guy, he certainly isn't going to be president again right?.. right?

Trump being the Republican nominee works in your favour.
Cause yall likely to come out in numbers to vote against a traitor to your country that staged a coup, and all the numerous convictions he's about to face.

It'd be super dope if you didn't have The Crypt Keeper as the likely Democrat nominee, but people will still vote for Anyone But Trump
- Trump Vs Biden is a Biden win
- Not Trump vs Biden would be weird, but likely Biden win
- Trump vs Not Biden would be Trumps best shot, if any, at winning

Election Day going to be an absolute shitshow though, and I think you're going to see a bunch of violent incidents from STOP THE STEAL morons - as it's their best chance at loving with the outcome
Biden will likely turn DC into Fort Knox for the next Jan 6 signing

Escape From Noise posted:

Trump dying would be pretty funny.

ftfy

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Melanie's mother, whose name I obviously know, had a great service

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


No sane lawyer would ever put Trump on the stand

Anyway looking forward to seeing Trump on the stand Monday

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



lol @ Ol Donny Trump just setting up his next defamation case

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


PhazonLink posted:

there's also the pathetic youtube genre of react videos of pre release THING, and then post release of THING. they predict thing is woke or not woke, and then they paint their bulls eye or move their goal post.

HERRR GIRL BOSS PEACH. *post release* actual mario is a conservative and-

Thank god for the 'Don't Recommend Channel' button.

I didn't use to do it, but otherwise my YouTube feed was just endless GONE WOKE? THE END OF [SHOW/COMPANY]?

Worst was probably Critical Drinker. Dude never liked anything.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I will build a wall on the ocean!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:



they only got "border border border" as an attack point, economy is doing well and gas is going down

Haley is weak because of her management of South Carolina, a border state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpBlk7J4rk&t=20s

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Uh oh Granddads hit the sauce and not making sense again
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1747818968549634411

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