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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


like for instance to play in your coffin etc in case im wrong and my “life force” etc is tethered to my decaying body for the rest of time, or should i aim for a longer playlist?

i am wondering if that would be enough songs to not get boring, if they were repeated for all of eternity, but on shuffle?

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i wouldn't want to hang out in a coffin for all of eternity, sid

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


me neither i am hoping that my family just throws me in the woods,

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
If they do that will you need more or less than 3 weeks of woods porn thrown with you?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i can imagine music, but i have aphantasia so i cant imagine porno, so i just need like, maybe my bookmarked videos, if thats okay

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
that's only 504 hours of music not near enough

edit: About 8,480,000 results (0.39 seconds)
From what I found online it's estimated that Vivaldi wrote 235 hours worth of music, Mozart 240 hours, and Bach wrote 175 hours worth of music.Dec 26, 2016

How many hours worth of music did each composer write?

throw in sam cooke, the rolling stones, sam the sham and the pharohs, king oliver's new orleans jazz band, dr. john, lawrence welk, bob wills and the texas playboys, lou reed, al yankovick etc etc etc you gotta be looking at 50 thousand hours of music to have a fair start on a complete playlist

dee eight fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jan 7, 2024

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
There is a tripping arc. So, you need to build up then climax and come down. Rest in peace afterwards.

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


I once watched a neat video from Caitlin Doughty (a mortician on Youtube) about feeding your remains to animals. Relevant part around 13:22 in this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohis8hE9LM

Basically you get cremated, your cremated ashes get mixed into molasses and suet or something, and then someone just leaves your little feeder out for the wild animals to reclaim you, so to speak, thus effectively scattering you to the wind and replenishing the wildlife around you with whatever minerals were left behind after the whole cremation thing.

OP how do you think this would work with your life force being tethered to your body? Do you think you'd kind of keep a collective consciousness or would it be just as scattered as your body is? Would this be, in essence, smashing your soul into a million little pieces like taking a hammer to a piece of hard candy?

Reoxygenation
Dec 8, 2010

if wishes were fishes fuck you this is my pie

Buce posted:

i wouldn't want to hang out in a coffin for all of eternity, sid

if the music is good i would

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Tiny Myers posted:

I once watched a neat video from Caitlin Doughty (a mortician on Youtube) about feeding your remains to animals. Relevant part around 13:22 in this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohis8hE9LM

Basically you get cremated, your cremated ashes get mixed into molasses and suet or something, and then someone just leaves your little feeder out for the wild animals to reclaim you, so to speak, thus effectively scattering you to the wind and replenishing the wildlife around you with whatever minerals were left behind after the whole cremation thing.

OP how do you think this would work with your life force being tethered to your body? Do you think you'd kind of keep a collective consciousness or would it be just as scattered as your body is? Would this be, in essence, smashing your soul into a million little pieces like taking a hammer to a piece of hard candy?

i dont think much im afraid

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

Tiny Myers posted:

I once watched a neat video from Caitlin Doughty (a mortician on Youtube) about feeding your remains to animals. Relevant part around 13:22 in this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohis8hE9LM

Basically you get cremated, your cremated ashes get mixed into molasses and suet or something, and then someone just leaves your little feeder out for the wild animals to reclaim you, so to speak, thus effectively scattering you to the wind and replenishing the wildlife around you with whatever minerals were left behind after the whole cremation thing.

OP how do you think this would work with your life force being tethered to your body? Do you think you'd kind of keep a collective consciousness or would it be just as scattered as your body is? Would this be, in essence, smashing your soul into a million little pieces like taking a hammer to a piece of hard candy?

asses to asses, butts to butts

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


If there's a mass burial in a mass grave do the life forces get to talk to each other and hang out

How loud is the music? Can your well-wishers hear it bumping under the ground? Can they turn it up or skip the song? Add some new hits that came out after you died that they think you would enjoy, like your favorite band had a new album come out?

Do you think the corpses in the coffins adjacent to yours hear the music and they're like "Keep it down"

Can you turn the bass up so high it disturbs the grave and all the worms start coming out

Is the power bill covered by the burial costs or do your loved ones have to keep the music playing. "Hey what's this monthly charge?" "That's Grandpa's casket Spotify"

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Which part of the body is the soul connected to. Is it the whole thing or is it like just the head cause that part has the brain. Could your kids take your skull home and leave you on the shelf so you can feel the wind and watch them do whatever poo poo. Would half your soul be stuck with the rest of your body

What if your finger gets chopped off and you keep living. Is that a piece of soul lost to you forever

If your bones get mixed up like when archaeologists accidentally combined two dinosaurs do you get your soul tangled up in the other guy's

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

circumcision is actually soul-removal

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Why sacrifice into a volcano? Somebody made a cult.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
music? no

hardcore porno? probably yeah

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



im just getting a little tv in my coffin and putting repeats of frasier on

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

3 weeks is 504 hours

if the average song is 4 minutes, that's 7560 songs. I doubt I've ever genuinely enjoyed 7560 songs in my life as a whole, to be honest. I've probably heard that many individual songs overall, but enjoyed? I doubt it. What I'm saying is that if I could somehow magically make a playlist of every single song that I've enjoyed in my to some arbitrary extent, I think it'd be less that 7560 total. So there'd likely be some filler in there that I'd want to skip.

also as a ghost am I able to turn the music off? because if I turn it off for like 12 hours a day that'd mean I would never hear the same song for 6 weeks, and I bet I wouldn't get tired of hearing the same song once every six weeks, ya know?

that's my thoughts. thanks sid. thanks for reading everyone.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Frasier supports the Trump cult. I have no idea why but please go into into the volcano or drink with me. again.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No an eternity is much longer than three weeks.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


No random. Full albums only :colbert:

I might be dead, but I still have standards.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Toxic Mental posted:

I doubt I've ever genuinely enjoyed 7560 songs in my life as a whole, to be honest.

That's only like three Anal oval office albums.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Aim higher OP. Eternity is like really long.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I mean it would drive you insane after a period of time, a couple of years at most, but if that's how you want to spend your eternity, that's cool.

010724_2
Jan 7, 2024
not a single complaint on this site,

about the failure of hor berlin,

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

010724_2 posted:

not a single complaint on this site,

about the failure of hor berlin,

put a bullet into your brain

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010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
2012 taco tuesday is somehow possible in the year 2024

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

010724_3 posted:

2012 taco tuesday is somehow possible in the year 2024

die

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
i can't live in a world without 2012 taco tuesday :qq:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

nah

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
there was only 1 drake single last year

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024

2012 taco tuesday. 2012!!!!

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
there was only 1 drake single for the entirety of 2023

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



All you need.

010724_4
Jan 7, 2024
allow me to fetch my Magnifying App

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
There's those endless lists of procedurally generated chillhop or whatever. Just have your family spring for a perpetual hotspot subscription and you can #lodieandchill

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I remember seeing a Tales from the Crypt episode like this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I've done the math on this, and have created a playlist accordingly:

20000 songs, 58 days of music, 117GB

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
out here, stuck in a lodi again

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I have about 24,000 songs on my pc at about 150+gb, I'm already sick of half of them. If someone stuck me in a box with only 3 weeks worth I'd be pissed.

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