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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Postmortem & Grievances Thread
 
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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

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Zero members of the Denver Broncos accumulated 800 rushing or receiving yards.

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

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Kalli posted:

Yeah, even the patriots had 2

Look at this dogshit:

955 - Zeke 642 rushing yards, 3.5 YPC. 313 receiving yards on *65* targets
857 - Rhamondre Stevenson 619 rushing, 4.0 YPC. 238 receiving on 51 targets
602 - Demario Douglas: 41 rushing, 561 receiving on 78 targets
419 - Hunter Henry: 419 receiving on 61 targets
410 - Kendrick Bourne: 406 on 55 targets (in 8 games)
394 - DeVante Parker: 394 on 55 targets
260 - JuJu Smith-Schuster: 260 on 47 targets
244 - Mike Gesicki: 244 on 45 targets
208 - Pharoah Brown: 208 on 15 targets
155 - Jalen Reagor: 138 on 24 targets
142 - Tyquan Thornton: 51 rushing, 91 receiving on 23 targets

Oh, I wasn't counting combined yards. Javonte Williams managed around 1,000 combined. 774 rushing yards (3.6 ypc) and 228 receiving yards (on 58 targets - that's 3.9 yards per target). Very similar to Zeke.

Here is Jerry "drafted before Justin Jefferson" Jeudy's output in his 4 years with Denver. They picked up his 5th year option so if anyone is interested in paying him 12 million dollars next year, give George Paton a call. Why did they pick up his 5th year option? Why is Paton likely staying? I cannot answer these questions.

2020: 113 targets, 52 receptions, 856 yards, 3 TDs, 10 drops in 16 games
2021: 56 targets, 38 receptions, 467 yards, 0 TDs, 1 drop in 10 games
2022: 100 targets, 67 receptions, 972 yards, 6 TDs, 5 drops in 15 games
2023: 87 targets, 54 receptions, 758 yards, 2 TDs, 2 drops in 16 games

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Postmortem & Grievances Thread