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Welcome to JINGLE BONES DUNGEON!!!! You are a FESTIVE SKELETON, and you are rattling in the new year!! Because most of you are dead and reanimated, you might've left your dementia ridden brain behind, but that's not important because THE HOLIDAYS DON'T STOP TILL YOU'RE DUST. Don't worry, we'll go over the rules real quick! First, the 5 mysterious skeleton stats. Backbones - BB - The measure of skeleton strength and bone density. Useful for shoving pianos off of verandas to crush humans below. Skeleton Swiftness - SS - The ability for a skeleton to play instruments or themselves as instruments, as well as move swiftly when giving a human the willies, Skeleton Charisma - SC - The most mysterious of skeleton stats! You will have between a d4 to d20 in each stat. Your quest is to SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER to humans by either 1. KILLING THEM 2. TICKLE THEIR RIBS 3. SCARE EM SPOOKY If you can gather 3 magic keys, you might find the secret passageway to skeleton love!! We'll need 4 BONERS (players) to get this party started. Please post your interest in becoming a skeleton and preferred stats.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:13 |
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1 is close enough to 4, so I'll just get typing and yet y'all bring your own adventure.RavenousScoot posted:CHARNEL RANCHER BB: d12 SS: d10 SC: d8 CHAPTER 1: ESCAPE FROM THE CANDY CANE CATACOMBS You wake up from your skeletal slumber, a feeling stirring in your bones. You need wassail, or some kind of wine to splash on your ribs. It has been too long since you've been to a rocking New Year's Eve party, but tonight might have just enough Christmas and Hannukah Magic to allow you to achieve your goals to the maximum tonight. A Gingerbread Golem addressed you from the candy cane bars blocking the way. "Ho ho ho, what do we have here. Such an ugly skeleton, good thing I have no bones for you to rattle. I'm going to drink some milk, you stay there and rot for all I care. Hohoha!!!" Jeeze what an rear end in a top hat. You are alone in your cell. That's a lie, there's a handsome skeleton with an unlit cigarette hanging out in the corner. He says, "Don't let 'em get to you. He can't understand the simple pleasures of skeleton life, and never will. Likely he will be taken down by a hoard of hungry humans who fell through a portal into this forever dungeon." There's also a big pile of snow in the center of the room. There's an opening above the ceiling that it's falling through. What do you do?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 04:01 |
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RavenousScoot posted:Charnel Rancher: Crane your cranelike neck, and the head attached to it, through the bars and survey ye jolly dungeon. Give the candy cane bars a small gnaw or two while you're at it. You'd rather give a lick, but you haven't reclaimed any working tongues of late. The candy cane bars are pretty weak. You could probably gnaw through them if it weren't for the weird hatch you found at the bottom of the pile of snow! You don't hear anything from beneath... Snuff Melange posted:What a gingerbread jerk! I'm all in on these skeleton adventures, and as long as slots are open, I'd love to sign myself up!! BB: d6 SS: d20 SC: d4 You fall in through the roof after falling off a flying skeletal reindeer that had more important things to do. Welcome! Stoner Sloth posted:Dan C. McAbre These characters are great, thanks for your contributions.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:56 |
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(Sorry I had to work this weekend, I'll continue skeleDMing after some r&r)
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 17:25 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Leg Bones BB: d8 SS: d20 SC: d8 RavenousScoot posted:Charnel Rancher: Boggle vacantly at the skylight and picture all the havoc you could get up to together with your own reindeer buddy. Huh? What's that petulent noise slithering its way into your daydream? Oof, get a load at that scuzzy little curmudgeon. And he's still running his mouth, too, seemingly about you. Hmm, well, you suppose he's scary... could be an ally if it comes to such dire measures, but then again, his bite may be worse than his bark. Watch this one. Breaking off a candy cane bar, you see the adjacent cells and the path out of this prison... The human in the cell seems BIG AND DUMB, but EASILY SPOOKED. The door outside the prison is UNLOCKED. What do you all do???
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 18:29 |
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(Sorry y'all, gotta put this on the back burner for another week or so, busy with a trip I've been planning for a while. Maybe February will bring skeleton love once you learn what's below the hatch!)
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 08:56 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:(sorry OP i missed that there had been an update - hopefully you're still up for running this!) RavenousScoot posted:... uh oh! Yes! Charnel Rancher That's right, a maze of sparkling tinsel-covered tunnels adorned with giftboxes and goody bags for the season. What will you find in them? WHO KNOWS!!!! (i do) The storm outside is getting worse so your skeleton bat friend joins you once more. It's a bit chilly, but your bones are warm from the fires of friendship. WHERE DOES EVERYONE GO NOW?????
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 12:39 |
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Sounds like LEG BONES is using their Skeleton Swiftness to squeeze through the bars! d20=9, DC = 6. Pass! You angle yourself juuuuust right and slip through, popping out with your legs and head into the main prison floor. The human sees you get closer and shouts. "Go away you moldy bones, I don't want any of that today!" He draws a cross to protect himself, but god has no place in skeletonworld. He goes back to hiding as best he can, gasping and shouting intermittently once he realizes his current hiding spot isn't working. I could've sworn I hit "submit reply" on this but apparently not.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 13:57 |
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(Sorry I was in my crypt.) Rolling Skeleton Charisma for Dan! D20 = 12, DC = 10. Pass! The dumb human listens enthusiastically to you, clapping along and making amused noises amidst dribbling spit. At the end he cheers vigorously and says the following: "Alright, I'll free myself from this prison!" Before grabbing his torso and ripping off the entirety of his flesh, muscles, fat, and other assorted systems, leaving them in a grim pile amidst the stone floor. Before you stands a big skeleton (from a big man) and he smiles at you, as all skeletons tend to do. "Thanks for the encouragement, buddy. Let me let you in on a little secret. When I was thrown in here, I overheard the guards talking about 8 layers to this dungeon, and right now we're on the first. There's some stuff above ground too, but that's not where the real treasure lies. You want to get the good stuff, you have to make it all the way to Santa's Sarcophagus. Some say it's just a legend, but it must be true... only, who knows if he still rests there, of if his drive to deliver presents has consumed him again..." He gives a rattling laugh and busts through the candy cane door to make his way to the desk that was pictured a long time ago, looking around the place and flexing his bones. "Oh gross my brain's still in here." He takes a skeletal finger and shoves it up his nose, stirring it around until his brain slowly sloshes out. Everyone post a lot now.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 16:21 |
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Your skeletal familiars start pecking and biting at the tinsel, stealing it for their nests and general decoration. You then open a present. Rolling for random present... d20 = ??? The present EXPLODES open in a shower of smoke and... socks? Oh great, it's socks!! This one is useless unless you like socks, but the goodie bags might have something nice. You can see some bone crafts sticking out from some of them, including a Femur Flute. That one's hard to fit in the spiderweb silk bag. The tunnels continue with not much rhyme or reason, but if you delve deep enough you'll probably find an exit.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 22:54 |
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First off let me apologize for taking so long. I get absolutely floored by the quality of Scoot's art that I know nothing that follows it can compare. Anyway, onto the game. You follow the left wall through the bullshit maze of tinsel and presents like wrist snap bracelets and tooth necklaces. It's mostly bone crafts and jewelry. Past the Tinsel Tunnels lies a heavy ice door leading to FROSTY'S FROZEN FORTRESS, where a hatless dead snowman serves as an important message for anyone entering. What will you do now??
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 00:57 |
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databasic posted:i want to scare ‘em spooky pls DataBONER BB: d20 SS: d8 DC: d6 Dare you enter Frosty's Frozen Fortress?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 15:31 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:13 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:They don't say so but the do glance somewhat nervously at the decapitated snowman - poor fellow, to lose their hat like that! Dan ensures their own fancy headgear is suitably secured as they part prepares to venture forth. ROLLING SKELETON CHARISMA, THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL SKELETON STATS d20 = 9 It wasn't your best performance of all time or anything but you do manage to rally bonethusiasm among your group. Some of Charnel Rancher's skelethings caw affirmatively.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:56 |