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Waltzing Along
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Kalli posted:

Fraud preview. Each playoff team's record against other playoff teams. Truly one of the best metrics hey shut up yes I see the Eagles there.

6-2 Eagles
6-3 Ravens
5-1 Bills
5-3 Steelers
5-3 49ers
4-3 Browns
3-3 Packers
3-4 Cowboys
2-2 Texans
2-3 Lions
2-6 Rams
1-4 Chiefs
1-5 Buccaneers
1-5 Dolphins

What about just in conference games. The ones that actually say something. I know the 49ers were 4-0 against other nfc playoff teams. Yesterday's game was functionally a preseason game so it doesn't count.

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Yeah. Anyone who isn't already sick of Mahomes is either a Chiefs fan or extremely confused.

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biceps crimes posted:

Tom Brady is more likable than Patrick Mahomes

Neither of them is likable. They are good football mans. Nothing more.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What's the beef with Goff? Seems like a pretty vanilla dude.

He's from Marin.

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I was out at breakfast and ESPN was on and the pac mcafee show. At least I think it was ESPN. Whatever. They had Aarod on and I was reading some of the subtitles and it hit me:

There are a lot of sportswriters that won't even vote for him for anything now. He's just so far gone. Spouting conspiracy theories and all sorts of poo poo. I know this is old news but man. What a way to burn your own good name to the ground.

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Black Sunshine posted:

They've had more playoff success in the last 25 years than the Cowboys so...

What is funnier, butt fumble or whatever the Cowboys did to finish that game 2 years ago?

Well, the answer is obvious.

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FizFashizzle posted:

Apparently Rodgers will no longer appear on pat Mcafee’s show.

Good. After what I saw yesterday, they couldn't afford to keep him on. Might have brought some people in but it would turn away others plus advertisers wouldn't want to touch it.

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Bip Roberts posted:

Aj hawk will now be shown in landscape perspective and take up 2/3 of the screen

His jaw or his whole face?

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Abugadu posted:

What team colors are the Oklahoma City Seahawks going to be?

drat, that's brutal.

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AndrewP posted:

Here's a 'made up stat' that loves TJ Watt - True Sack Rate from Brandon Thorn. Every sack gets a "quality" rating - High Quality is straight up beating a good blocker for the sack. Low Quality is something like a coverage sack or an unblocked sack.



https://trenchwarfare.substack.com/p/the-2023-true-sack-rate-tsr-week-544?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

Still has Parsons as the pressure quality leader, though.



https://trenchwarfare.substack.com/p/true-pressure-rate-tpr-week-18-update?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

also Oweh's snaps/pressure 👀



I like the charts that show how good Bosa was in a bad year for him.

What does PFF say about these guys? Cuz, as we all know, they are the end all-be all of stats.

Also, I just found out that Collinsworth is the owner of PFF so gently caress that place.

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Pron on VHS posted:

sucks to be all bark and no bite, right?



So you are saying Mahomes has been padding his stats for years and that he's actually a fraud?

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Pron on VHS posted:

Yes. Relegate the Raiders and bring the Seahawks back

Yeah, they never belonged in the NFC West. They are and have always been an AFC team.

Give us the Saints back.

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Why does AJ Hawk:

look that way
not be in studio
have a bunch of books with bad paper covers on them behind him

Does he even do anything?

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Whoever wins that Chiefs/Phins game is just going to lose the week after. So it doesn't really matter who wins.

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My predictions for the funniest outcomes

Steelers > Bills would probably be the funniest result, also the least likely
Dolphins > Chiefs because it's never not funny when Kermit loses
Stroud > Flacco because Flacco has always been mid at best except for a brief 4 game stint yet people won't shut up about him right now
Green Bay > Dallas hahahahaha gently caress the cowboys
Lions > Rams SOSAR
Tampa > Philly because the Eagles finishing their crash and burn is a great way to end WC weekend

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I hope the ball freezes and then cracks in half.

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Is it going to be cold enough that the talent is secondary to just being able to function? I know rain and snow games often come down to who doesn't have more screw ups, but for severe cold like this, how much does it even the playing field? It seems that any HFA would be gone after a certain point and it's just surviving.

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Lamar Jackson first team is a joke. He was the 3rd best QB in his conference this year. 5th or 6th overall. You could make an argument for Dak at #1, but really, Purdy was head and shoulders above everyone.

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I hope the game ends in a tie.

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I think they should install screens at every seat at arrowhead so any fan that goes can watch the game on peacock.

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They don't need fans in the stands. They need more snow on the field. MORE SNOW!

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I just looked at the forecast for Buffalo.

Tomorrow game time: no snow, just windy. Snow earlier in the day.
Monday game time: snow all day, snow during and after game.

Why did they move the game? Monday looks like it is going to be colder, snowier and worse for the people going.

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Fat Jesus posted:

Oh dear do the Bills get a short week now?

Yes

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After sleeping on it, I don't think they should have players play in sub freezing temps. It should just be part of the playoffs where ever week they have off site locations just in case the weather doesn't permit humans standing outside for 4 hours.

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Wtf is lank?

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