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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
And she's crushing him with those thighs
And she's using him as her potty I just know it

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I used the "you will regret this" tag, so you only have yourself to blame for reading this

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I don't regret a drat thing.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Grey Cat posted:

I don't regret a drat thing.

:cabot:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That song was in the 2003 game Roadkill OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



e: misread "hardcore domme" as "dimetrodon"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
jessie who?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Grey Cat posted:

I don't regret a drat thing.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Does Jessie's girl have a name? It seems like she is just objectified as an object of lust with no identity.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:



e: misread "hardcore domme" as "dimetrodon"

understandable

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Is Jessie a girl too? If so, awoogaaaaaa hubba hubba!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

as a kid I thought that 867-5309 / Jenny was the sequel to Jessie's Girl, like it was the same narrator just further down the spiral of loneliness and desperation

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Is Jessie a girl too? If so, awoogaaaaaa hubba hubba!

The song uses male pronouns for Jessie, so I don't think so. The writer of the song is long dead. We may never know.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

God loving dammit

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
:siren::siren:WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT:siren::siren:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Larry Cum Free posted:

The song uses male pronouns for Jessie, so I don't think so. The writer of the song is long dead. We may never know.

:hmmno: Rick Springfield is very much alive and well, and he's trying to be one of those weird ageless wonders



Homedude is 73 in this pic :catstare:'

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:



e: misread "hardcore domme" as "dimetrodon"

Woah


drat

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:



e: misread "hardcore domme" as "dimetrodon"

i guess ill be the little spoon then

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Vampire Panties posted:

:hmmno: Rick Springfield is very much alive and well, and he's trying to be one of those weird ageless wonders



Homedude is 73 in this pic :catstare:'

Jim Carrey looking good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sure OP, ill "play" along with this charade :smug:

edit: whats the safe word

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I refuse to read or respond to any of OP's ops until OP changes their av from the Halloween one

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I refuse to read or respond to any of OP's ops until OP changes their av from the Halloween one

halloween is their posting brand and you must respect that

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




jessie is a widower now unfortunately

010824_2
Jan 8, 2024
the definition of Suffer

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
coheed and cambria did a sequel song that is basically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTGo-JHuCGc

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Bad Purchase posted:

jessie is a widower now unfortunately

what happened??

010824_3
Jan 8, 2024

dreezy posted:

coheed and cambria did a sequel song that is basically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTGo-JHuCGc

that old bitch at the end is about a half a lifetime too young

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this song literally just came on the radio :stare:

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Vampire Panties posted:

:hmmno: Rick Springfield is very much alive and well, and he's trying to be one of those weird ageless wonders



Homedude is 73 in this pic :catstare:'

:stare:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Wish that I had Larry’s wives…

010824_5
Jan 8, 2024

poisonpill posted:

"That's what he is, a loser"

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Grey Cat posted:

I don't regret a drat thing.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Vampire Panties posted:

:hmmno: Rick Springfield is very much alive and well, and he's trying to be one of those weird ageless wonders



Homedude is 73 in this pic :catstare:'

He hosts a show on SiriusXM '80s On 8 now.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Larry Cum Free posted:

what happened??

she worked in the world trade center

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
she sat on my face and then pegged me =\

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jessie's Dremora Churl

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i miss my hardcore dommes :(

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
jessies girls mom has got it going on

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Chinatown posted:

she sat on my face and then pegged me =\

:ohdear: oh no

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

she sat on my face and then pegged me =\

Jose???

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