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oh my gosh.... oh my GOSH.... this changes everything. im going to ramp my bike off ten curbs. someone videotape me leaping off a trampoline into a pool. if i dont jump out of the chair and start doing karate IMMEDIATELY i will explode with lightning flames.
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Geez Mom, I'm tired of listening to classical music. You know those studies are all BS, right? Playing this all the time won't improve my math grades. |
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Jan 9, 2024 02:14
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*starts going ape explaining how Great the Old World was* |
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Jan 10, 2024 02:28
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Hey mom, check this out. It's the poo poo! Mom: That's nice dear. That classical music you play for me is poo poo. Mom: *mumbles something* But this is fuckin' lit. Mom: You know you really should use nicer la-- And you should stop being a loving bitch Mom: Young man I didn't raise you like that go to your room right now there's no screen time for the rest of the day and no dinner!! Oh shucks mom. I'm sorry. I was just testing the waters you know? |
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i've never felt more alive while doing my saturday chores |
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Jan 12, 2024 13:45
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alec baldwin in 30 rock hyping himself up in the bathroom except its me mumbling the chorus to Stronger by Kanye West over and over while i shop for organic produce
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Jan 12, 2024 15:32
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:alec baldwin in 30 rock hyping himself up in the bathroom except its me mumbling the chorus to Stronger by Kanye West over and over while i shop for organic produce As someone likewise afflicted maybe I shouldn't throw stones but you know Kanye the type of fellah to listen to his own music when getting pumped in the bathroom. Also, the thread title plus your post combination is reminding me of MILF Island and I'm uncomfortable. |
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Jan 12, 2024 18:40
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please dont dunk on PHIZ he al tries to be funny to contribute, 34 years old never listened to stronger by kanye in entirety: wow they should have called this song Weaker
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:alec baldwin in 30 rock hyping himself up in the bathroom except its me mumbling the chorus to Stronger by Kanye West over and over while i shop for organic produce i heard you're looking for Kanye West .... bithc e: turn sigs on you cowards lmao
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