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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

C. Everett Koop posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisKarpman/status/1782917351366856732

I can't believe the thing that everyone said was going to be a complete disaster ended up being a complete disaster.

This is not a real person's face. No way. Like, a baby shot out of a vagina and grew up to look like that? Impossible.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
He’s just making a face lol it’s not like his default look.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Looking at old logos can be fun, but also sad



Never forget what they took from us....

we used to be a country. a proper country

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I think by the late 90s rainbows had too much negative connotation with reading.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

RIP University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa Rainbow Warriors. They couldn't go twice as high as a butterfly in the sky.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

GD_American posted:



I went looking for the 1989 logo for USM because it is my all-time favorite college logo, but you know what?

That 1974 one snuck up on me.

i don't like many of these but the 1992 one is rockin

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
A football program in Alabama joined a players association, but it’s not an SEC school - it’s UAB.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Edward Mass posted:

A football program in Alabama joined a players association, but it’s not an SEC school - it’s UAB.

Eat poo poo, Bryant family

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Remember when Hawai'i had Colt Brennan and used to sidearm throw that rock all over the place. Good times...

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



A Sneaker Broker posted:

Remember when Hawai'i had Colt Brennan and used to sidearm throw that rock all over the place. Good times...

And then they got shellacked by Georgia in the Sugar Bowl.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003


This has me imagining Def Jam Vendetta, but with mascots

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

gently caress em up Puddles

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Collectors edition is the Ohio mascot attacking the Ohio State one.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001
I see Deion's been having a normal one on twitter the past couples days

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

They’ll lose their first two to NDSU and Nebraska and Shedeur will leave to get ready for the draft.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

One 4-win season is the shakiest possible ground to talk poo poo upon. Deion kinda gets away with it because he’s Deion Sanders but his kids started it which you’d think would be something that he’d want to cut out instead of encourage

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I like a good walkon story

quote:

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Sam Salz emerged from Texas A&M’s Bright Football Complex at dusk in early February, eager to explain how he got here.

“Over there,” he pointed, patting down his yarmulke with his other hand. “That’s where it happened.”

The patch of land in the distance sat adjacent to where the Aggies football team practiced. Salz, just a student with a dream in the spring of 2021, would arrive at the field every day an hour before Texas A&M practiced and stay an hour after the practice concluded.

A 5-foot-6, 160-pound Orthodox Jewish student who had never played organized football, Salz intended to try out for the SEC program as a walk-on. He worked on getting into shape and getting faster, even if he didn’t know how. He used old shoes instead of cones for drills. He lined up trash cans to simulate the line of scrimmage. He had no cleats. He didn’t even have a position to practice. He just worked.

.....

Perhaps the biggest challenge for him is reconciling that no matter how good he gets, he will always have restrictions on game day. If the Aggies play during the day, he can’t attend because he’s observing Shabbat.

For night games, he walks more than a mile from his apartment to Kyle Field. There are workers by the entrance who let him into the building — he can’t use his thumbprint scanners on Shabbat — and he finishes out the sabbath in the team rooms. He studies Torah, eats a meal and then gets suited up while the sun goes down. In the middle of the third quarter, he runs out of the tunnel and joins his team in his No. 39 jersey, yarmulke and tzitzit.

“My teammates joke that in the new NCAA video game that my rating should be a 99 overall but I can only be used in the fourth quarter of night games,” he said.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Jewdy

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




:staredog: :vince:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




*looking around confused and turning to a cell phone* uhhhhhhhhh... wwworld-star?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1786060694099571023

There's a joke somewhere here but I can't find it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Judgy Fucker posted:

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1786060694099571023

There's a joke somewhere here but I can't find it.

He transfers to Navy, enlists, and becomes Admiral Booty.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Judgy Fucker posted:

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1786060694099571023

There's a joke somewhere here but I can't find it.

NIL deals with The General, Dollar General, Area Strip Clubs to follow

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

Gonz posted:

He transfers to Navy, enlists, and becomes Admiral Booty.

If he graduates from west point he would become Lieutenant General Booty.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Judgy Fucker posted:

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1786060694099571023

There's a joke somewhere here but I can't find it.

This man went to my town's junior college.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Judgy Fucker posted:

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1786060694099571023

There's a joke somewhere here but I can't find it.

Man's name is the same as his scouting report.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I didn’t know until today he was kin to USC’s John David Booty

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

General Dog posted:

I didn’t know until today he was kin to USC’s John David Booty

Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Fluffdaddy posted:

Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

I once saw while eating Bubba Sparx at an Applebees in LaGrange, Georgia.


That’s my story, thanks for listening.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


How soon we all forgot Josh Booty.

Also, something about a Booty call

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Fluffdaddy posted:

Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I want General Booty to come to Texas but I don't think there's a spot for him unless he wants to change positions. :(

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

KKKLIP ART posted:

I once saw while eating Bubba Sparx at an Applebees in LaGrange, Georgia.


That’s my story, thanks for listening.

Thats exactly where id expect to see bubba sparx so not surprised

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I just got back from spending a week in Georgia and I'm ashamed that I failed to listen to any Bubba Sparxxx while I was out and about

Falconer
Dec 7, 2003

Did you know, I was THE MOON once!

Yes! You see, one night it turned out the moon had been STOLEN!

The animal people asked ME to take its place as I am so WISE and BRILLIANT!!
It'd never happen but if Michigan State got him then he'd be Spartan General Booty.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


I hope he goes to ECU, personally.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Sash! posted:

I just got back from spending a week in Georgia and I'm ashamed that I failed to listen to any Bubba Sparxxx while I was out and about

So I'm assuming it was just filled with Jawga Boys instead?

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
I have become a Deion hater.

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Your name's going to be in the locker room

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