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I hereby allow Texas to be Back Baby for their first ever season in the Southeastern Conference.
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Enjoy your natty. You shall not see another for as long as Texas is Back Baby.
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Jan 9, 2024 18:34
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Now that it's the offseason, I have juicy funny marching band gossip to share and just waiting for a break in the convo to post it.
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Jan 10, 2024 23:13
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OH poo poo
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I. M. Gei posted:OH poo poo 
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Nick Say-byebye
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trevorreznik posted:Harbaugh to Bama you heard it here first That, or Petersen. Maybe Sark, unless Texas backs a fresh money truck up to his house after this season; he coached under Saban so he feels like a natural backup pick.
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Guess I won't be posting that band gossip for another few weeks now. I just told my dad that Saban was retiring and his exact unironic reply was "Who is Nick Saban?". My dad...... is not a sports person. 
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Sash! posted:I feel as if a great cloud were lifted, except for Alabama who is plunging into 30 years of darkness good pillsburysoldier posted:Its time for Saban to oust tubberville in the senate and turn bama blue I hope this happens
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Jan 10, 2024 23:38
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Kirios posted:Man Alabama's gonna massively regress - hell yeah. I. M. Gei posted:good
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Jan 10, 2024 23:39
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change the thread title. we are witnessing a once-in-a-lifetime event here
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Jan 10, 2024 23:42
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Gonz posted:Mr. Saban Goes To The Villages Canned Sunshine posted:Mr. Harbaugh Goes to Saban’s Retirement Party [in Washington] 2024 NCAA Offseason Thread: Mr. Saban Goes to Nursinghome
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Jan 11, 2024 00:07
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It honestly wouldn't shock me if Bama makes a pass at Sark, given how Saban endorsed him in the Coaches Poll a couple seasons ago.
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DC Murderverse posted:Lanning is the least funny option because I don’t think he’d succeed enough for Bama fans and it would hamstring Oregon for a few years, neither of which are particularly funny or interesting outcomes Excuse you but any outcome that makes Bama bad, or even just okay, is a funny and interesting outcome.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:20
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Bama will go after Sark, and then Texas will go after Kirby.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:23
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Deion at Bama sounds like a recipe for a hilarious scandal
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Jan 11, 2024 01:06
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Raku posted:Isn't he a known domestic abuser? And not just in the sense that the offensive line at Colorado was child abuse. He allegedly strangled several people at a high school job, yeah.
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This is the best day ever.pillsburysoldier posted:https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745225945487708490?ref_src=twsrc%5Et My volume is muted but I assume this is a drunk guy reacting to news that Saban is retiring?
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Jan 11, 2024 01:57
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I'm the old redneck in the woods drunk off his rear end wearing long jeans and no shoes or socks, crying that my magic football wizard is going away forever
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Jan 11, 2024 02:07
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Thermos H Christ posted:I am displeased that LSU hired Bo Davis away after he turned our DL into the strength of the team. I hope it wasn’t because he knows something about Sark being the successor at Bama. Realistically, who does Texas go after if Sark leaves? I would think Kirby or possibly Harbaugh would be the first names on the list, but what's the real answer? (please don't say Deion)
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Jan 11, 2024 02:16
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dirty shrimp money posted:Speaking of Auburn, think they’re singing Yub Nub in Auburn, Alabama right now? I would LOVE to know what the scene is like in Auburn right now.
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Jan 11, 2024 02:22
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It is taking a monumental effort to pull myself away from this to go to the gym right now. Any chance of me doing anything else productive today like practicing my horn went out the window as soon as this news dropped.
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Technowrite posted:Ask and ye shall receive: https://sports.yahoo.com/auburn-fans-celebrate-nick-sabans-retirement-by-rolling-toomers-corner-235608023.html "some fans" I feel like that whole entire school should be crowding around that fuckin tree right now.
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Jan 11, 2024 02:31
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C. Everett Koop posted:buddy i've practiced my horn to this news twice and might practice it twice more before the day is over I don't think you and me are talking about the same kind of horn
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Jan 11, 2024 02:32
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I didn't know Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was even involved in coaching. how in the gently caress does Derek Dooley have higher odds than Sark? Does Bama not remember the Derek Doolander Center For Coaches Who Can't Coach Good?
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Jan 11, 2024 03:24
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How many schools has Kiffin coached at in the last 15 years? Or maybe I should say "How many times has Kiffin changed jobs?" since he's coached at Tennessee twice in that timespan.
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Jan 11, 2024 03:28
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Sash! posted:Ten weeks. He was diagnosed with lung cancer literally two days after he was fired. A month to the day later, he fell and broke his pelvis. Slightly a month later (January 13, which was a Friday and definitely ruined a weekend), he went to the hospital because he was not responding to the chemo and died nine days later. I don't have a link to a study with hard numbers, but something like 5 out of 6 seniors who suffer major fractures or broken bones die with a year of it happening, from resulting complications that are basically unpreventable. This is also why I'm amazed Mitch McConnell made it past Christmas after his rib fracture last March, and why there's still a fairly good chance he may not make it past THIS March. EDIT: I only bring that up because you said Paterno broke his pelvis. Did the break or complications thereof contribute to his death at all? I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Adun posted:Surely Bama already has their guy. Why would Saban just gently caress off without making sure Bama has a replacement lined up Standard protocol at most institutions with even a shred of professionalism is to wait until after news of someone's departure goes public before even thinking about looking for their replacement. And a lot of places go a step further and hire an independent search firm to help them find and pick the replacement, which adds time to the process. I don't know if Bama is doing that second part, but I highly doubt they gave any serious thought to Saban's replacement before today, beyond maybe scribbling some names on a scrap of paper in a desk drawer just in case.
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Spacebump posted:I think he’ll stay. Nobody should be surprised by Ewers staying. Wasn’t it heavily hinted at before the playoffs? Yeah Ewers was pretty much confirmed to be sticking around before the playoffs, and reports indicated that Arch Manning was fine with it and possibly expected it from the start.
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Jan 11, 2024 18:59
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That guy on the right is just begging to be photoshopped as the MSPaint goon hovering over the restroom stall.
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Doronin posted:My personal thoughts on Nick Saban is that I'm super grateful I got to experience that run from so many angles. As a grad student, employee, and then nine-years on the recruiting side. I really thought we had at least 1-2 more years with Saban, but I totally understand why he chose now. Hell yeah, what a bad rear end tenure. Sounds like Saban disclosed his plans to the AD in private awhile ago so they could prep for a smooth transition, and they kept it under wraps until after the season was over. drat, that must've been a hard piece of news to keep quiet about.
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Would Bama hiring Deion be funny or not? I kinda don't want good things to happen to the guy who manually strangled several people at a previous job, plus Bama seems like a school that would succeed at covering up an abuse story.
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Oh god it's happening. https://twitter.com/tamperingtide/status/1745544582245310662?s=46&t=W279lCiDuNkK6pUC9LGTmA https://twitter.com/heartland_cs/status/1745544083618066551?s=46&t=W279lCiDuNkK6pUC9LGTmA ... or maybe not? Several people are claiming both Sark and DeBoer have already turned down the job. https://twitter.com/thorne_heisman/status/1745542375655502158?s=46&t=W279lCiDuNkK6pUC9LGTmA I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 21:40
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Silly Burrito posted:I'm assuming Billy Napier is number six on that list based on the other one from yesterday. Let's be honest, we all know Coach Prime is somewhere in the top 10.
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Starting to look like it'll either be DeBoer or Kiffin at Bama. Or a very funny Option 3.
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Warbird posted:Oh hey, I got quoted in Ryan’s article: https://themessenger.com/sports/alabama-nick-saban-successor-lane-kiffin-deion-sanders whoever said this about Franklin deserves a fuckin Peabody quote:JAMES FRANKLIN, PENN STATE: 3.4
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