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my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023
Did anyone else see this already? What the gently caress lol

https://twitter.com/FrumTikTok/status/1744495536462328078?t=lcD8mJ6mKZ9scNpvVXtuvA&s=19

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

it's insane. no idea what could possibly be going on but apparently it was discovered a few weeks ago. Not sure if the video is from then or this only happened when they got guys in there to shut everything down. The tunnel itself is at least a third of a mile long apparently? loving crazy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

what's so chabad about em?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em!

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
Why did they build tunnels, what are they for?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Badactura posted:

Why did they build tunnels, what are they for?

Tunnels are great for growing healthy, delicious mushrooms.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Well, I mean, not in New York soil, but still

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

i have kind of a weird offshoot that juts out of basement, feels like I could turn into a tunnel with a little work

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


it doesn't seem very secret if the cops are fishing folks out of there

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

I built these tunnels

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

they're tunnels. they're supposed to be there

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

it's insane. no idea what could possibly be going on but apparently it was discovered a few weeks ago. Not sure if the video is from then or this only happened when they got guys in there to shut everything down. The tunnel itself is at least a third of a mile long apparently? loving crazy

I've heard it was some insane students trying to expand into neighboring buildings but still. Lol

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Crazy how Hamas has infiltrated the Orthodox Jewish community

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

in reading more on this and dipping into the comments section I realize I've never had any real exposure to any sort of Orthodox Jewish community so it's kind of startling to see everyone talking about the coming of the Mashiach in the exact same way the snake handling nutjobs from my youth talked about the second coming. like right down to the same exact pat phrases to burnish whatever dumb point you're trying to fumble around only with a different way to spell messiah. America makes evangelicals of us all, I guess

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Badactura posted:

Why did they build tunnels, what are they for?

Really good way to skip traffic during lunch.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

in reading more on this and dipping into the comments section I realize I've never had any real exposure to any sort of Orthodox Jewish community so it's kind of startling to see everyone talking about the coming of the Mashiach in the exact same way the snake handling nutjobs from my youth talked about the second coming. like right down to the same exact pat phrases to burnish whatever dumb point you're trying to fumble around only with a different way to spell messiah. America makes evangelicals of us all, I guess

The World Must End With Me

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Badactura posted:

Why did they build tunnels, what are they for?

they're trying to find rabbi schneerson

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
its like the maoist backyard iron smelters but for hyperloop

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

there should be more secret tunnels in major american cities, imo

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

how do you dig a tunnel in new york that doesn't immediately run into another tunnel

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Honky Mao posted:

how do you dig a tunnel in new york that doesn't immediately run into another tunnel

this is literally why the tunnel was found lol

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



You're laughing. Hard working Jews are digging tunnels in New York to find where the messiah Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson, the seventh Lubavitcher Rebbe is hiding and you're laughing.

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
I didn't know there was an immortal (?) rabbi hiding under NYC

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

frantically brainstorming ideas for a Hasidic slice of life anime called Chabad Tunneling Club or something

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Badactura posted:

I didn't know there was an immortal (?) rabbi hiding under NYC

who do you think protects the magic crystals NYC is built on?

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

who do you think protects the magic crystals NYC is built on?

A corpse eating Dutch wizard

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Badactura posted:

I didn't know there was an immortal (?) rabbi hiding under NYC

Maybe the Dealey Lama had to relocate because of all the QAnon activity in Dallas.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Badactura posted:

A corpse eating Dutch wizard

correct, that was a trick question

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
The story I've heard is that it was to circumvent pandemic restrictions. Extremely bizarre story and one that adds to the existing controversies (within Chabad) over 770.

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

correct, that was a trick question

Finally, reading Delta Green source books pays off

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

The story I've heard is that it was to circumvent pandemic restrictions. Extremely bizarre story and one that adds to the existing controversies (within Chabad) over 770.

I've heard this but I've also heard the tunnel was only like 6 months old

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023
https://www.expand770.com/

There's a website about this

Ted Wassanasong
Apr 8, 2020

my_custom_username posted:

I've heard this but I've also heard the tunnel was only like 6 months old

Maybe it was just a Dale Gribble situation.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

my_custom_username posted:

I've heard this but I've also heard the tunnel was only like 6 months old

Well who's to say we won't have new pandemic lockdowns?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tunnel snakes shul

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Hatebag posted:

tunnel snakes shul

okay we can wrap it up here

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.

Hatebag posted:

tunnel snakes shul

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Hatebag posted:

tunnel snakes shul

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Hatebag posted:

tunnel snakes shul

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Hatebag posted:

tunnel snakes shul

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