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Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.
I registered this account 21 years ago today. It has seen some poo poo.

gently caress, I'm old.

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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



My account may be only 15 years old, but I think it's been through enough to have earned the right.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Mine still has a year, but I've been having the op buy me booze

Vidmaster
Oct 26, 2002



My account is cool only by virtue of its willingness to buy alcohol for newer accounts.

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

Roundup Ready posted:

Mine still has a year, but I've been having the op buy me booze

You gotta learn somewhere.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My account is going through dry january OP. But it's not successful at all.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my account is as old as unix (:

Griz
May 21, 2001


hi

Wilmott Snipes
May 29, 2002

It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
Good times.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I registered because Lowtax was talking about instituting a $10 account fee.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER
Mine is old enough to drink in the civilised parts of the world.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i'm almost out of rum but still have plenty of vodka

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Three more years to go.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Beef Of Ages posted:

I registered this account 21 years ago today. It has seen some poo poo.

gently caress, I'm old.

seen? You were part of it nerd.

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
What is happening, fellas?

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

SIDS Vicious posted:

my account is as old as unix (:

*invents unix*

*pushes unix: "hey everyone, done with unix, niceGODDAMNIT"*

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

Jailbrekr posted:

seen? You were part of it nerd.

oh god

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Yeah my account's old enough to drink.

Drink milk.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I think mine can drink some wine at a fancy wedding if my parents are ok with it.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Little baby account over here.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

My account can't wait to develop a habitual drinking problem. Just a couple months away.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


just a sip man I promise I won't tell mom

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My account just refills the bottles with water

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i3dwOiCGE

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Hell yeah another regdate flex thread :whatup:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

neato burrito posted:

Hell yeah another regdate flex thread :whatup:

Right
Look at all these noobs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Grey Cat posted:

Yeah my account's old enough to drink.

Drink milk.

love life

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


how do we know its not really 4024?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Getting close!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Aramis posted:

My account may be only 15 years old, but I think it's been through enough to have earned the right.

:same:

My account is old enough to drop out of school and pick up a trade. If I'd done that maybe I'd have enough money to be happy.

Chron
Dec 24, 2000

Forum Absurdist
Jesus.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Outrail posted:

:same:

My account is old enough to drop out of school and pick up a trade. If I'd done that maybe I'd have enough money to be happy.

Gonna use my magic trades ball, now let's see here.... It says you would have ended up in the elevator repairman union and would have died tragically when an elevator broke loose of its safety mechanisms and came hurtling down 50 floors to smash you into pink goo.

My question is how did you not hear that poo poo coming?

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Next round is me

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Old enough to drink in some countries, cheers goons :cheers:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Smugworth posted:

Gonna use my magic trades ball, now let's see here.... It says you would have ended up in the elevator repairman union and would have died tragically when an elevator broke loose of its safety mechanisms and came hurtling down 50 floors to smash you into pink goo.

My question is how did you not hear that poo poo coming?

What makes you think I didn't?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
My accounts been drinking cheap boxed wine in the local park for the last, what five years now?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

dr_rat posted:

My accounts been drinking cheap boxed wine in the local park for the last, what five years now?

For account should get it's triglycerides levels checked, that's bad for the liver

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Smugworth posted:

For account should get it's triglycerides levels checked, that's bad for the liver

My accounts a drat doctor, it knows what it's doing. :colbert:

(trying to drink away the stress of being forced into doogie howser'ing it's medical degree. :( )

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
I think mine can drink in Quebec

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take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

dr_rat posted:

My accounts been drinking cheap boxed wine in the local park for the last, what five years now?



Drinkin that Oak Leaf Chardonnay baby, for I have gout and can't drink beer much no more (so old).

Also I think this and EQ were the reason I got a credit card at 16.

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