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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post here if your account is old enough to drink.
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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Beef Of Ages posted:

I registered this account 21 years ago today. It has seen some poo poo.

gently caress, I'm old.

Lurk more, noob :rolleyes:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

DamnCanadian posted:

I think mine can drink in Quebec

Sure but that's a godless country of heathens

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

I registered because Lowtax was talking about instituting a $10 account fee.

:same: although I've been dinged for :10bux: here and there

A 20 year Gooncon anniversary thread would be more fitting

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

take me you ANIMAL posted:

Drinkin that Oak Leaf Chardonnay baby, for I have gout and can't drink beer much no more (so old).

Daily turmeric and ACV tonic fix you right up

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

take me you ANIMAL posted:

Also I think this and EQ were the reason I got a credit card at 16.

I had to ask my parents to buy me a license for zMUD back on the late 90s. Pretty sure I got thebforums account using my secured $500 credit card though

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Posting from the old folks home

Send help they hit me at night

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah my account's old enough to drink.

Drink milk.

milk is for babies when you grow up you have to drink beer -arnold

he didnt say the part about too much of it being real bad gently caress you arnold

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpcasso posted:

Posting from the old folks home

Send help they hit me at night

You deserve it tho

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

StarkRavingMad posted:

Lurk more, noob :rolleyes:

Goddamn you're old

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011024
Jan 11, 2024

...! posted:

Goddamn you're old

kids are allowed in FYAD?????

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Combo
Aug 19, 2003



 Old as gently caress dude checking in

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

011024 posted:

kids are allowed in FYAD?????

People do not like or want you posting here, as you've mentioned

You're starting to rival Seraph when it comes to how much money you're willing to waste on new accounts after constant permabans. You guys are incredible

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Thrasher
Apr 21, 2002

 Old school.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 imm learning object permeance

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
 i am drinking

you cannot stop me

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

cumpantry posted:

imm learning object permeance

It's overrated.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

cumpantry posted:

imm learning object permeance

You never will

See ya, I'm about to head into nonexistence. Don't forget me

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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


 Mine is here in Ontario! We're all very old.

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Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Hey thanks for making me notice I've had this account for a year shy of 20 years. gently caress I'm getting old.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
 My account would be drinking and smoking weed regularly in the uk.

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




 Mine can have beer, wine or cider with a meal if the alcohol is purchased by someone over 18.

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Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.
Gotta love them loopholes.

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
20 years old in three days.

Good thing that the drinking age in my province is 19 :smug:

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Old enough to drink in the UK, does that count?

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Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
My account can drink in Australia

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Ten years old today, apparently.

I think that's legal age to do your first shoey in certain parts of Australia.

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Ten years old today, apparently.


apparently not

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Canuckistan posted:

apparently not



Annnnnd, that'll teach me to post on SA at 1am, while wearing supermarket-quality reading glasses.

I'll see myself out.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 anybody wanna sell a regdate that can be used to post itt

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 reg date check

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 still 4 years to go for mine

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
There are stairs in my house but I now find them a bit tricky.

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chutwig
May 28, 2001

BURLAP SATCHEL OF CRACKERJACKS

 i’m old

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

chutwig posted:

i’m old

Yeah, you are

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

 my account is old enough to gently caress

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buce posted:

my account is old enough to gently caress

reported

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XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
 :sotw:

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sarujin_nz
May 1, 2006

 Only four more months I got to hang outside the bottle-o and ask a derro to get my goon.

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Legal in Europe.

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CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

I registered because Lowtax was talking about instituting a $10 account fee.

Same, I think I got in right before it.

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