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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Chaining a chomp

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Being a dick to customer service employees

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Not rewinding your VHS rental tapes before returning.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


maybeadracula posted:

Not walking up or down an escalator if you're able

Keep moving, lazybones. Get out of my way

Yeah and when I see someone riding the elevator and they’re just standing there instead of rappeling down the cable. Hurry the gently caress up lazybones. Get down that cable

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Yodeling into a jug and capping it to save some yodels for later. Stale, day-old yodels.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Mister Speaker posted:

not eating pussy

no exemptions, not even for gay people

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Junk posted:

no exemptions, not even for gay people

What's the charge level here? If it's not fresh that should be a humble.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

getting/being mad at me

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

being mean to a golden retriever

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
e: saw this thread in like the middle of the night and didn't chekc the tone

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jan 13, 2024

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Drinking white claw

Drinking non seltzer beer

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

redshirt posted:

Not rewinding your VHS rental tapes before returning.

not returning your time machine to the exact spatio-temporal coordinates you took it from.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Not doing things in accordance to the prophesy.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
making GBS threads without praying

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Rhythmic walking.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Tying full dog poo bags to tree branches in the park like squishy Xmas tree baubles

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Posting nasty things about me

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Trying to covertly eat strong smelling things in public spaces in which food isn't allowed.

Kind of like when Smugsworth was ejected from the guggenheim bilbao for eating stinky tofu, and he posted an extremely long 1 star review on google maps about his vacation being ruined.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Posting things about nasty me

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Talking on the phone while taking a poo poo in a public bathroom

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Having a telehealth therapy session on the bus centered around your horrible fetishes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Snow Cone Capone posted:

Talking on the phone while taking a poo poo in a public bathroom

I used a bathroom out and about the other day and learned way more information about the 3 teens hanging out at the sink than I wanted to.
I now know kevin is a good gently caress but too bad he's not their type. (rip kevin)
Swipe left this swipe right that.
I'd gently caress chris, etc etc.

Went on for maybe 5+ minutes. Gotta be a better place to go over your dating app fucks than the dirty bathroom of a stadium, but you do you.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





you broke my grill posted:

being mean to me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Going the wrong way in the grocery store.


Walking to the right in busy city sidewalk.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Eating the beans straight out of the can, after hottenimg up the can in the microwave for a few minutes.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Walking to the right in busy city sidewalk.

What kinda euro nonsense is this?
Drive on the right, walk on the right, simple.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Flying uour ufo so fast people cant take a clear photo of it/you

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Inverted mouselook



Sorry my mistake that's grounds for execution

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

What kinda euro nonsense is this?
Drive on the right, walk on the right, simple.

Poorly phrased. I meant passing while walking on the right. Walk on the right, pass on the left.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Poorly phrased. I meant passing while walking on the right. Walk on the right, pass on the left.

:hmmyes:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Lackluster yiffing skills

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Songbearer posted:

Lackluster yiffing skills

:dogtits:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
producing, performing or broadcasting electro-swing music

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Being one of the reptilian race amongst us

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Songbearer posted:

Inverted mouselook



Sorry my mistake that's grounds for execution
Using one of the really hosed up control schemes in goldeneye 64

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Mister Speaker posted:

producing, performing or broadcasting electro-swing music

This is not a death penalty thread

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Being one of the reptilian race amongst us

More than four animals in your fursona

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Not pouring a 40 out for your homies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Flying uour ufo so fast people cant take a clear photo of it/you

Not diddling people's arses with probes and what not who want their arses diddled and probed.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Bad Purchase posted:

posting on the bean

in chicago?

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