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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
It's ridiculous that we're expected to use the same instrument to work that we use to waste time on stupid bullshit on. I feel like an alcoholic and every job is some form of bartender. This is a serious problem! It's literally ruining my life Hey look at that cat hahahaha

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Porn/not porn

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Porn/ hot porn

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I mean I could chain probe you OP and you'd be moderately more productive

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
where do we file zombo.com?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

maybeadracula posted:

Porn/ hot porn

Very similar amounts of rear end cheek separation op, not sure if valid criteria.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


ElectricSheep posted:

where do we file zombo.com?

work, I used it to test that flash and sound were working on smart board like 10 years ago. Only one teacher asked when they were getting Zombo during the several months it took (they were hanging like 2 per weekend not my fault)

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

maybeadracula posted:

Porn/ hot porn

Porn/hot porn/deeply suspicious porn

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Extra row of tits posted:

Porn/hot porn/deeply suspicious porn

Username/post porn

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

z'loft

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

leisure is productive btw

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Isn't this the entire point of top level domains?
What we really should be doing is fighting for better division amongst those.
Misuse of a domain? Straight to prison.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

I believe it was Cisco that did a review of internet traffic in the late 90's.

It was 90% porn and 10% everything else. I'm guessing that ratio hasn't changed much.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


I don't understand.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Grey Cat posted:

Isn't this the entire point of top level domains?
What we really should be doing is fighting for better division amongst those.
Misuse of a domain? Straight to prison.

no one can take my pen.is domain from me

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
anything can be porn if you jerk off long enough

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Just lol if after work you don't kick off your shoes, dial up a BBS and get your Usurper on

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Internetjack posted:

I believe it was Cisco that did a review of internet traffic in the late 90's.

It was 90% porn and 10% everything else. I'm guessing that ratio hasn't changed much.

Things are probably even more dire now, bandwidth-wise, with the largest porn aggregator sites embracing those 360° VR videos in ultra high quality.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Nyan Bread posted:

Things are probably even more dire now, bandwidth-wise, with the largest porn aggregator sites embracing those 360° VR videos in ultra high quality.

:haibrow:

HD video flips an unbelievable amount of bits, although there weren't any Netflix-style streaming services in the 90s

I'd guess its like 15% streaming video, 85% porn now. Not everyone has a high speed connection

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The internet, at least in theory, gives almost anybody access to virtually all of humanity's collective knowledge anytime, anywhere, which is really cool.

The internet also facilitates the spread of CSAM, bigotry, and worthless AI advertising, which is the opposite of really cool.

:thunk:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this already exists op

you use the regular browsing mode for business and private/incognito browsing mode leisure

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

EorayMel posted:

The internet, at least in theory, gives almost anybody access to virtually all of humanity's collective knowledge anytime, anywhere, which is really cool.

The internet also facilitates the spread of CSAM, bigotry, and worthless AI advertising, which is the opposite of really cool.

:thunk:

The internet was more useful as a knowledge repository in the 90’s/early 2000’s than it is now.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Seth Pecksniff posted:

I mean I could chain probe you OP and you'd be moderately more productive

I don't believe you have it in you to chain probe the OP

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The internet was more useful as a knowledge repository in the 90’s/early 2000’s than it is now.

bring back Gopher

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Bad Purchase posted:

this already exists op

you use the regular browsing mode for business and private/incognito browsing mode leisure

Regular browsing/
Behind 7 proxies TOR piracy

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

New Chrome "Positivity & Productivity" mode vs using Netscape Navigator to pirate niche audiobooks while wearing a helmet.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can you imagine if the internet had porn?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I agree OP. Why is the "productive" internet taking all the bandwidth that should be kept available for the "pleasure" internet.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

maybeadracula posted:

Regular browsing/
Behind 7 proxies TOR piracy

lol this posting history is starting to make a lot more sense

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol this posting history is starting to make a lot more sense

whelp. that was a regrettable choice.
E: D'oh, I'd even read the "you are bloop, I claim my $5" post but forgot the name.

staberind fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jan 15, 2024

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Your thread is already a meme OP

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I remember that :)

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Brother Tadger posted:

Your thread is already a meme OP



I wish!

In reality both screens are "good" and "bad" screens. You can't just put away one when you have to or want to.

They're always both there. All the time.

There is no escape!

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