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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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ROLL CALL OF CURRENT CHAMPIONS

World Champion: Moose
Even before he joined forces with Brian Myers and the Edwards, I expected Moose to beat Alex Shelly and win the title. It was time. We've already got an immediate challenger in Nic Nemeth for Moose to get through while building up the next legitimate challenger.

Tag Team Champions: The ABC
Bullet Club's representatives in TNA are still champions, having successfully defended the titles in a four-way. Of course, Trent Seven didn't make it to Hard to Kill due to flights getting delayed because of winter storms, so there's an opening for Speedball Mountain to get a one-on-one match with Austin & Bey. Don't forget the Time Splitters, either....

X Division Champion: Chris Sabin
Twenty years on, Sabin is STILL the standard-bearer in the X Division. That's pretty crazy. Anyway, I'd suspect Eddie Edwards (a former X Division Champion) gets a bump from the System being formed and gets a title shot sooner rather than later.

Knockouts World Champion: Jordynne Grace
Considering Trinity is expected back in WWE very soon, it was patently obvious that she was dropping the title ASAP. Grace is also not a bad choice for champion! With Gisele Shaw winning Ultimate X51, we have a program.

Knockouts World Tag Team Champions: Decay
:ghost: Spooooooooky! Rosemary and Havok have reverted to their non-civilian gimmicks and won the tag titles from MKUltra. We'll see who is next for them, because I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

Digital Media Champion: Crazzy Steve
Hey, at least Tommy Dreamer isn't wrestling anymore.

NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: Rebellion
April 20th from Las Vegas (again)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Feb 9, 2024

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Moose is perfect in his role as a big bully. He's physically large enough to push around smaller wrestlers, but not too big that he can't move. Not to mention, he's also pretty good in the ring (I remember non-TNA watchers being shocked how good he was when he wrestled Ishii at a New Japan show).

Also!

https://twitter.com/JoelPearl/status/1746683903363195214

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Everyone's friendly with one another, AFAIK. The only reason I could see El Hijo del Vikingo stop doing the occasional AEW date is if AEW and AAA break their partnership for CMLL reasons.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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fart blood posted:

The Ospreay/Alexander match from TNA Impact is on NJPW World and it was very good. Scott D’amore’s promo afterwards felt a little forced though.

Ospreay/Alexander II is also on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvEYzSDjUdU

For reference:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1748587155872763946

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Miching Mallecho posted:

Good for them, I know Hard to Kill actually gave me an itch to check out TNA.

So I got a TNA+ sub, it's only $10 for the month, I've started watching TNA, from the beginning.

I'm up to, on the app it's #13 but they have a X-division clip show as #12 so in reality up to episode 12 of NWA-TNA.

So far I think Jerry Lynn, amazing red, and AJ are great.

Everything else on the other hand :negative:

Watching the Asylum years....you're a a braver man than I.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Personally, I would skip to 2004 in the Asylum years if you want to see the good old days. At that point, Vince Russo was gone and they were finding their footing as a promotion.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Nic Nemeth doing dates, Mustafa Ali doing dates, and I hope that's it for recent WWE fires.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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STONE COLD 64 posted:

if he puts in effort shelton would be a good hire

Oh yeah, I forgot Shelton Benjamin got fired!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Meltzer gave Ospreay/Alexander II *****1/2, the highest-rated match in TNA history.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Here's the thing about pro wrestling in 2002: it was VERY problematic. This is not to absolve TNA of sins, it's just a matter of fact.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Man, that's WILD. The fact that there's been no reason listed is...troubling, to say the least.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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If true, I can see why Anthem canned him - they didn’t want a hostile takeover of the company.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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On the OTHER hand, it's better for wrestling that Anthem bought TNA Wrestling, as opposed to Billy Corgan or WWE.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Well, they’ve got a week to figure this out.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but I have never been that website.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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People who say wrestlers in TNA would be better pushed in AEW should look at the wrestlers who made the same jump since 2020 - they all fit the pattern of “get a push, briefly, then slum in in ROH”.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I forgot about the Kingdom as well.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I was expecting Alex Shelly to turn heel on Sabin, cool that the finish was clean.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I guess the question should be asked, then: if you don't watch Impact, what would get you to start?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Chris James 2 posted:

Final numbers were 19,700 TV PPV buys (more than double Bound for Glory 2023, which was already considered a huge success), easily eclipses Kenny/Swann, and counting streaming buys did around 60,000. Same as the record, Joe/Kurt at Genesis 2006

:stare: for a promotion with WAY less market share than 2006, that’s pretty outstanding.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Alex Shelly is probably turning heel on KUSHISA, and I don’t know how to feel about this.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Ganso Bomb posted:

Do you think TNA picks up Kevin Kelly now that he’s been fired from AEW? Maybe NWA is a more likely place for him to pop up.

TNA doesn’t need Kevin Kelly - Tom Hannifan is the best PBP guy they’ve had since Mike Tenay (if not better), and I doubt TNA would spend any money for someone who just does Xplosion.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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MancXVI posted:

Is he the one that sounds like Fozzie Bear?

He's the former Tom Phillips of WWE, I don't know anything about Fozzie Bear.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I could see him winning the X-Division Championship relatively soon, maybe by the end of the year.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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That's good - I personally think he's ready for a main event push.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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J-Ro posted:

After years and years of begging and hoping...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM-7g1-0OKM

What made Paparazzi Productions work was that it was one-camera comedy in wrestling when everything else was multi-cam. I don’t think there was anything like it at the time.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I've heard :siren: rumors :siren: that Mike Santana is coming back soon. For the record, does anyone know Ortiz's AEW contract? I know he's recovering from surgery.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bun B is Texas' finest living rapper, and I will hear nothing otherwise.

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