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 "Hey guys I've just invented the first goon cave, do you wanna see my woodcut nudes" *shows off little robin hood cap with a comically large feather* "m'lady" "oh yeah so I keep like 8 knives on my bandolier, you know , juuuuuust in casse"
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Me and my wife are going to build a 2000 sq ft addition to our house, and we are going to do it all ourselves!
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Jan 15, 2024 00:20
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isn't that just Martin Luther
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what a sweet rear end ultimately pointless thing. my monitor is on
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they took cyoa speedruns seriously back then.
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 First dick sucking factory
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I'm gonna start my own secret society, with literacy and wenches!
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Google Jeb Bush posted:isn't that just Martin Luther The original poster
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 "Please come out of your goon cave and make sweet love to me" Sorry, m'lady, but I'm writing some whimsical poo poo postage to mail to his majesty. "It's been months..." Maybe next month, for it is currently November!
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You come me cave. See loincloth me poo poo in and rock where me scratch what happen to me at feast many moons ago.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
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A loose female acquaintance of mine sends me a letter today and asks me if I could print something on the printing press for her and bring it over on the morrow. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you”. She sends me this handwritten manuscript and lo and behold I can't translate it. It's written in Latin and I don't have a Rosetta Stone so I begin panicing. Scouring my local library yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room. I finally come up with an idea. The plan was I would carry my printing press about 2 miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a peek at her ankle out of this ordeal.
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gently caress this idiot
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I went with some plaster and a chisel and made the statues of the goddesses down at the temple even more busty and naked than before! I also added cat ears and a penis and testicles to them.
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im damnatio memoriaed poster akhenatenstomper58
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No need to make a bunch of arrows. All you have to do is post about how much Cao Cao sucks and he'll give you arrows for free
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help you guys im being mind controlled by gangstalkers
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:Me and my wife are going to build a 2000 sq ft addition to our house, and we are going to do it all ourselves! Don't forget the roof part. One mistake I'll never make again.
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*Has huge collection of tacky soap stone fertility carvings. Oh those? No no no that's just how I worship the Goddess. In Sumer it's a just a normal part of the culture. You might even say I'm somewhat of a cultural ambassador. By the way did you know the age you can buy a child bride in Sumer is only 10 winters?
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Junk posted:help you guys im being mind controlled by gangstalkers nice posting rig
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TheBuilder posted:gently caress this idiot lol he kinda seemed like a dumbass
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He's the RED Pimpernel, an original character. Do not steal.
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Excellent, I have successfully formed two battalions of taller than average soldiers. A move that is not weird in any way and will guarantee victory for Prussia's military for generations to come.
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