- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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comfy pasta:
enjoying an autumn forest having a picnic with my latina wife. the tacos made her sleepy so she laid on the checkered blanket dozing while i ventured deeper into the glenn. as the warm winds caused rustling and stirring of leaves and shrubs, i noticed a stick laying on the dirt path. it resembled a wand, so i bent down to pick it up. when i raised my head a cute little gnome with a beard that swept the ground and sported a bright red cotton hat was smiling in front of me. he had a playstation controller in his hand and explained that he was in quite a predicament. the harvest moon ball was tonight, but he didnt want to be the only pussy at the dance in front of the gnomies who didnt have a golden shotgun. he explained his mushroom cottage was just a few yards away, and that he needed my help pub stomping to get the weapon skin, so he could get laid and not look like a clown in front of the guys. i obliged and sat down on his thick rug laid atop the oaken floor. he had some good rear end beers and let me rip some dank rear end pipe weed from a bong made from a geode. i got a 48 kill streak and tons of headshots. he said my wife and i could come to the ball where he would be DJing. we obliged, and he let me on the turn table. i played a lot of danny brown and they actually liked it, and my transitions were on point. everyone got laid that night, and they added me to their guild on all the best upcoming mmos.
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