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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

The Philadelphia Eagles are dogshit garbage

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:34

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Lmfao

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:36

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Lmaoooooolo

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Goodbye Sirianni

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I love this

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:39

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Trump just won Iowa with 70% too

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:41

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gimme a hurts pick six

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:42

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

bean mom posted:

at least yall still have the flyers

they're a real pleasure to watch this year, i mean that 100% non ironically. very great surprise

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:42

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1747070940444319982

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:43

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the eagles are second place in this analogy

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:43

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao pack it up

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:44

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i'm gonna turn it off when tampa scores again

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:49

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the defense is sooooo bad lol

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:49

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

it's incredible how bad they are

can i quote my nfceast post for the tenth time

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

We can pretty easily go week by week and show how lucky they've been. A lot of this is going off rough memory but it's close enough.

Week 1 @ Pats: W 25-20, NE hosed up a chance at the end I think?
Week 2 vs Vikings: W 34-28, again if I recall, Cousins hosed up a comeback opportunity
Week 3 @ TB: W 25-11, comfortable enough but TB really sucks
Week 4 vs Washington: W 34-31 in OT, Washington blew a shot to win in some fashion
Week 5 @ Rams: W 23-14, don't remember much about this one but it was close enough and they only scored 6 points in the second half
Week 6 @ Jets: L 20-14, lmao
Week 7 vs Dolphins: W 31-17, their only quality win
Week 8 @ Washington: W 38-31, should not have been this close and should not have given up 31 points
Week 9 vs Cowboys: W 28-23, had a chance to lose this one and I think Dak blew a shot to win?
Week 10: bye
Week 11 @ KC: W 21-17, the one receiver hosed up a perfect Mahomes bomb for a TD
Week 12 vs Bills: W 37-34 in OT, should have lost this one but again the QB did some dumb poo poo or something
Week 13 vs 49ers: L 42-19, got their poo poo kicked in after two good defensive drives and two offensive drives they hosed up which set the tone
Week 14 @ Cowboys: L 33-13, got their poo poo kicked in for a second week in a row

They very easily could have lost weeks 1, 2, 4, 9, 11, and 12 if one or two things went differently, be it a drop here or better clock management there. You could say that about a lot of football games, but it was consistently uncomfortable win after uncomfortable win all season, and even if that only happened in half their games, you're still looking at a 7-6 team that's outclassed by several other teams in the NFC. They have @ Seattle, vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals, @ Giants left, and are almost assuredly going to drop one of the two games against the Giants, and I wouldn't be shocked if they lost both and go 1-3 or 0-4 the rest of the way out.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:53

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the dolphins win doesn't even look quality any more because they're trash too

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:53

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

wow the defense did something

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i don't really even wanna watch this tbh

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:56

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

game over

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:57

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

cannot wait til sirianni is gone

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:57

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

About 4 hours to go

inshallah

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao this graphic

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

250 million dollars

generational gently caress you wealth

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:01

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

smith is good

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

hurts will throw an end zone pick six or something stupid

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

almost picked off

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:04

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

hurts is broken. not sure if he broke himself or sirianni broke him, but he's broken either way

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:04

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

baker is torching them, the guys just can't catch anything

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:09

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

worst third down defense of all time

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:10

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmfao

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress off matt patricia

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

holy poo poo make a loving catch

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:12

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

go for it cowards

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i hate the philadelphia eagles

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:15

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

The 7th Guest posted:

even the Juan Castillo defense played harder than this

that's a throwback name

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

that was a baaaaad pass attempt

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:16

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

This game is really an indictment on Tampa

They should be up by way more

9-8 winning a division is pathetic

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 03:17

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