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Escape From Noise

-Mark Wahlberg awakens one day to find a high voltage shock collar welded to neck that goes off whenever he acts like a tough guy from Boston.

-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant?

-Star Wars vs. Star Trek

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# ? Jan 16, 2024 13:45

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:38

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Escape From Noise posted:

-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant?

"My goal is to help you save as many dales as I can."

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 15:44

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Thrash metal opera

# ? Jan 16, 2024 16:17

baka of lathspell

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Thrash metal opera

flash (from the warriors) metal opera

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# ? Jan 16, 2024 19:10

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

A movie about John wick, set in zootopia

# ? Jan 16, 2024 19:33

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived.

A movie where the entire cast are hyper-realistic CGI replicas of recently deceased actors a la the new Star Wars films

All of the sets and backdrops are still live action though

# ? Jan 16, 2024 20:31

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nicholas cage jacks off in a closet but the film is only a shot of the closed door

# ? Jan 16, 2024 20:48

Dumb Sex-Parrot

british secret agent drama but the communists are the good guys

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# ? Jan 16, 2024 20:50

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

family raises dog (dog dies)

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# ? Jan 16, 2024 20:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The entire movie is split-screened. Diagonally.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 21:04

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!"

# ? Jan 16, 2024 22:59

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

An all male version of ghostbusters 2016

# ? Jan 17, 2024 00:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Fredrik1 posted:

An all male version of ghostbusters 2016

lol

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 00:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Looks like by bad movie idea already exists https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109904/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_5_nm_2_q_girth%2520

A movie where everyone looks directly at the camera even though the script isn't breaking the 4th wall.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 01:40

Escape From Noise

The Terminator reboot where Arnold plays a pest control specialist sent back in time.

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 03:27

RavenousScoot

ToastGhost posted:

A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!"

at the premier

"the deranged mind that brought you this feature IS ALSO IN ATTENDANCE!!"

*runs through the aisles cackling and disappears behind some seats in the top back corner*

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 03:28

Escape From Noise

A movie where there is a rule specifying, in great detail, that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 03:48

Trash Ops: im having fun, isnt everyone else?

life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals

# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:30

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Trash Ops posted:

life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals

Two Urn Tables and a Microphone

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:49

Escape From Noise

Clifford's Big Red Hog

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic!

# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:54

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic!

Sounds better than several movies I've seen tbh

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:55

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours

Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.

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# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:56

Farmer Crack-Ass: this is me posting irl

starring fred armisen,

# ? Jan 17, 2024 08:41

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Escape From Noise posted:

Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.

I would watch it

# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:21

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

jackass 5

# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

a zombie movie without zombie kittens and puppies

# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:11

RavenousScoot

posthumous cgi Peewee reboot that's also a spinoff centered on Jambi the Genie

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# ? Jan 19, 2024 16:44

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

A movie involving Sinbad and a genie

But Sinbad is the kid that finds the lamp, and Shaq is the genie

# ? Jan 19, 2024 19:29

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

Goatse: The reckoning

# ? Jan 19, 2024 20:04

frump truck: hello... again!

A movie where you are the reel of film and they shove you into the projector

# ? Jan 19, 2024 20:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Instead of a silent movie, a movie with all the sounds.

# ? Jan 19, 2024 21:00

RavenousScoot

a movie where the foley guy exists in-universe for the entire runtime

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# ? Jan 19, 2024 21:42

Happy Hippo: The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

homeward bound but with ejaculation

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Happy Hippo posted:

homeward bound but with ejaculation

lol

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:13

google THIS

Less appealing movies inspired by Disney park attractions

It's a Small World

The Tiki Room

The Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover

Splash Mountain

# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A feature-length Imax movie inspired by Drew Carey's Sounds Dangerous! attraction

# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:25

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Found footage movie taken by dinosaurs if they didn't all die and made cameras instead and THEN the meteors come and then humans find the footage years later and its the movie

# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:37

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