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Reboot of Titicut Follies, but cyberpunk

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:04

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:14

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

Liam Neeson enters a ballet tournament to pay for his daughter's surgery. Also she might have been kidnapped? I just told an AI to write it idk man

I am a patient they.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:04

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

James Bond except he's stuck with an anime femboy the whole time.

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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:46

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finding nemo
inshallah they do not find him

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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:24

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

finding nemo
inshallah they do not find him

a sequel to finding nemo that is a shot for shot remake of apocalypse now but with the cute fishes.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:25

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

canyoneer posted:

a sequel to finding nemo that is a shot for shot remake of apocalypse now but with the cute fishes.

Never get into the boat.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 21:46

MAP20 Gotcha!: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like One Million Robux

Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time

c:Saoshyant, deep dish peat moss (Guardian of Transportation)

# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A courtroom drama, but for some reason the courtroom floor is covered in marbles. Everyone puts on padding and helmets before entering. Every time the judge pounds their gavel, more marbles pour out onto the floor.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 22:26

Escape From Noise

MAP20 Gotcha! posted:

Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time

Okay. This is violence.

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# ? Mar 25, 2024 22:35

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Viginti Septem posted:

Two Urn Tables and a Microphone

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 20:12

google THIS

Star Wars: Sarlacc

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 20:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A movie about aliens who come down to Earth because they want US to anal probe THEM

ET but he's allergic to peanuts

Harry and the Hendersons except Harry is the Loch Ness Monster

Star Wars but it's in the Stone Age of the universe far, far away and all they can do is use the Force to make fire and float around kinda

The Lord of the Rings but with Ewoks instead of Hobbits and Gandalf is Magneto

The Great Gatsby but with a rave and lots of MDMA

The movie Carrie but everyone is nice to her and they are more understanding and accepting of her and since she is tempered with love and understanding and not persecution and ridicule she turns into a badass superhero who goes after evil politicians

Deadwood but everyone tries to not curse and they leave all the bloopers in

# ? Apr 1, 2024 20:42

Escape From Noise

A British action movie where the bad guy is a guy with...an American accent???

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 1, 2024

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 21:31

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ET but he's allergic to peanuts

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:15

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Mission Impossible but in the style of Wallace and Grommit

The John Oates Story

a movie about a family holiday dinner gone hilariously awry but all the food is CGI

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:55

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google THIS posted:

Less appealing movies inspired by Disney park attractions

It's a Small World

The Tiki Room

The Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover

Splash Mountain

Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 23:01

Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996

You mean the Shaq hit Kazaam?

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# ? Apr 1, 2024 23:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Catsablanca

# ? Apr 2, 2024 01:15

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Scatablanca

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 02:33

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that :shrug:

# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:25

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america decides to blow up the moon

starring Bruce Willis

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:30

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To Catch a Predator vs Alien

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:47

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Barco Fiesta posted:

the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that

Pahilla the Hun posted:

america decides to blow the moon

starring Bruce Willis

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:57

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Escape From Noise posted:

lmao i though i wrote �blow up� but this works

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:03

Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

lmao i though i wrote “blow up” but this works

You did.

MIND PHREAKED!

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:09

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Escape From Noise posted:

You did.

MIND PHREAKED!

well played sir :tipshat:

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:11

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Escape From Noise posted:

You did.

MIND PHREAKED!

not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:11

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baka of lathspell posted:

not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker

That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds.

Coming to a theater near you!

Or more likely, streaming on Netflix.

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:14

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Escape From Noise posted:

That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds.

Coming to a theater near you!

Or more likely, streaming on Netflix.

so are you saying our mind is and always has been a trap, a cage designed to extort us via our very souls for profit?

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 06:15

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

HBO grim-dark Teddy Ruxpin reboot

# ? Apr 2, 2024 07:15

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The Ending Story

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 07:16

RavenousScoot

compilation of ET prank calling anywhere but home

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 11:31

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a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 11:32

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

coupons & deals extended cut

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 11:34

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something

Okay. Woah. This is maybe too far.

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 11:36

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

coupons & deals extended cut

I spoke too soon...

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 11:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

King Kong vs King Kong Bundy

# ? Apr 2, 2024 13:56

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

The Ending Story

rashomon but you focus test it so hard it appeals to every single theatre-goer and you call it rashomoney

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 14:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

a retro 70's Italian found footage movie about a live studio audience tasked with providing a laughtrack for a really bad TV show. the audience becomes more and more irate until they riot and take the studio hostage. a SWAT team is called in and kills/arrests everyone in a massive tempera-paint gorefest. The studio discovers the cameras were left on the whole time, and create a smash hit series from the footage, then in the last scene they plot to stage a second season. Also there are two gratuitous orgy scenes. And everyone has sideburns.

Wait, which thread is this?

# ? Apr 2, 2024 15:42

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:14

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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:34

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