Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Escape From Noise

-Mark Wahlberg awakens one day to find a high voltage shock collar welded to neck that goes off whenever he acts like a tough guy from Boston.

-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant?

-Star Wars vs. Star Trek



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Escape From Noise

The Terminator reboot where Arnold plays a pest control specialist sent back in time.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

A movie where there is a rule specifying, in great detail, that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Clifford's Big Red Hog



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic!

Sounds better than several movies I've seen tbh



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours

Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

MAP20 Gotcha! posted:

Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time

Okay. This is violence.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

A British action movie where the bad guy is a guy with...an American accent???

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 1, 2024



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996

You mean the Shaq hit Kazaam?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Scatablanca



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Barco Fiesta posted:

the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that :shrug:

Pahilla the Hun posted:

america decides to blow the moon

starring Bruce Willis



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Pahilla the Hun posted:

lmao i though i wrote “blow up” but this works

You did.







MIND PHREAKED!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

baka of lathspell posted:

not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker

That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds.


Coming to a theater near you!


Or more likely, streaming on Netflix.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something

Okay. Woah. This is maybe too far.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

coupons & deals extended cut

I spoke too soon...

:mods:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise


:dafuq:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

A restaurant/bar manager who actually regularly schedules and executes tap cleanings and does regular maintenance.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

A movie about a professional gamer. But here's the twist... THEY'RE A GIRL!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Newgrounds Presents: The Something Awful Story



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

A Santa Claus origin story

Starring Tim Allen?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Escape From Noise

A Hobbit film adaptation that doesn't have a run time of a billion years.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply