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-Mark Wahlberg awakens one day to find a high voltage shock collar welded to neck that goes off whenever he acts like a tough guy from Boston. -An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant? -Star Wars vs. Star Trek
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 13:45 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:19 |
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The Terminator reboot where Arnold plays a pest control specialist sent back in time.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 03:27 |
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A movie where there is a rule specifying, in great detail, that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 03:48 |
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Clifford's Big Red Hog
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 04:52 |
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Buttchocks posted:hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic! Sounds better than several movies I've seen tbh
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 04:55 |
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Areola Grande posted:the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 04:56 |
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MAP20 Gotcha! posted:Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time Okay. This is violence.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 22:35 |
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A British action movie where the bad guy is a guy with...an American accent???
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 1, 2024
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 21:31 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996 You mean the Shaq hit Kazaam?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 23:16 |
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Buttchocks posted:Scatablanca
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 02:33 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that Pahilla the Hun posted:america decides to blow the moon
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 05:57 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:lmao i though i wrote “blow up” but this works You did. MIND PHREAKED!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 06:09 |
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baka of lathspell posted:not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds. Coming to a theater near you! Or more likely, streaming on Netflix.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 06:14 |
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watho posted:a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something Okay. Woah. This is maybe too far.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 11:36 |
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watho posted:coupons & deals extended cut I spoke too soon...
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 11:36 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:M
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 04:27 |
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A restaurant/bar manager who actually regularly schedules and executes tap cleanings and does regular maintenance.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 11:44 |
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A movie about a professional gamer. But here's the twist... THEY'RE A GIRL!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 06:52 |
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Newgrounds Presents: The Something Awful Story
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:40 |
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Buttchocks posted:A Santa Claus origin story Starring Tim Allen?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:19 |
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A Hobbit film adaptation that doesn't have a run time of a billion years.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 06:20 |