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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm at my girlfriend's aunts birthday party in West Virginia and there's no tvs :(

Somebody please describe every play for me as it happens tia

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
ravens country

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Jun 14, 2021

i am neutral on the ravens but i love watching the texans win

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Play posted:

I'm at my girlfriend's aunts birthday party in West Virginia and there's no tvs :(

Somebody please describe every play for me as it happens tia

Download the Real Sports App. Almost as good as watching the game.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
No bones in this game but I'll always be partial to the team that's the underdog so Texans it is.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
The Texans must win because they're cool, CJ Stroud is awesome and gently caress the Ravens.

If the Ravens win then we're getting a lot of doom posting about how they're not really a contender anyway and should fire their excellent coach so that's another reason to root for the generic team from Texas.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

a helpful bear posted:

It's cowardly to cheer on one team just because you don't want to face the other. One should have honor, much like the hero Goku, and desire to face the toughest opponent at the top of their game.

Thank you

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Tulalip Tulips posted:

No bones in this game but I'll always be partial to the team that's the underdog so Texans it is.

Same.

I won't be mad if Lamar gets a ring this year, tho

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Play posted:

I'm at my girlfriend's aunts birthday party in West Virginia and there's no tvs :(

Somebody please describe every play for me as it happens tia

How are you posting from the radio quiet zone?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mega64 posted:

I like Stroud, and I like watching the Ravens lose.

Tragic to see an AFC North fan fall so low.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it is windy alright

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

Duke Cannon: if a man has this in his shower you can infer this: he is deeply insecure about his masculinity and feels he must mask that by buying products with "manly" names and packaging.

not me! i got f*ggy p f*gsons gay soap, its rainbow colored and smells so good it will bring you to happy tears

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That lady handled the wind well.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

that dress is really pretty

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





America I guess

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Warthogs in a fighter sqn?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Quiet Feet posted:

America I guess

You better believe it mother fucker!!! :911:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Lamar Jackson and CJ Stroud have the same number of playoff wins.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lions texans superbowl starts now~~

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Shinji2015 posted:

Same.

I won't be mad if Lamar gets a ring this year, tho

Yeah I'm fine with Ravens as long as they aren't playing my team.

Sorry Texans tho, if you're up against the Bills I must root for the team of my living grandma.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





bean mom posted:

not me! i got f*ggy p f*gsons gay soap, its rainbow colored and smells so good it will bring you to happy tears

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Hell yeah Chris Stapleton!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




All I really want is for Kawalimus to be happy.

And that means a Texans win - because he’s at his happiest when he’s right and the Ravens fail.

Then they can fire John Harbaugh and he’ll be in everlasting bliss.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mega64 posted:

Lamar Jackson and CJ Stroud have the same number of playoff wins.

Won't in a few hours. Besides, earning the bye should count*


*Offer not valid in the trash rear end AFC East, 00-19

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

you know i always had that opening on mute and assumed that dude was singing are you ready for some football and not in the air tonight

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Whoever wins between the Texans OC and the Ravens DC should be the next Titans HC imo

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kirios posted:

All I really want is for Kawalimus to be happy.

And that means a Texans win - because he’s at his happiest when he’s right and the Ravens fail.

Then they can fire John Harbaugh and he’ll be in everlasting bliss.

Fire Harbaugh and then hire Harbaugh

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Parallax posted:

you know i always had that opening on mute and assumed that dude was singing are you ready for some football and not in the air tonight

It's a loving horrid cover

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




It’s honestly insane that I’m still watching Texans football this late in the year.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Kirios posted:

It’s honestly insane that I’m still watching Texans football this late in the year.

Future is bright.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
lol at the guy in the color guard almost biffing it during the anthem

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DEATH BE NOT STROUD

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I expected them to air it out right away.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man the Ravens are freaking ready to play.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Stroud has had two huge throws to start each of the last two games, time to return to run run pass

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Soooo, the Ravens are very good.

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Murdstone posted:

I expected them to air it out right away.

win the toss, take the ball, run off tackle.

they'll never suspect it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CJ Stroud shook, punt flies like a Raven.

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Jun 14, 2021

not the best start...

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

ravens d came ready to kill

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