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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Professor Funk posted:

1. Lions - Obviously this is the best result
2. Ravens - Lamar Jackson is cool as hell
3. 49ers - Kyle Shanahan needs a ring as does Sam Darnold :getin:
4. Chiefs - I would also be cool with this because Mahomes is so great, but it's objectively the least exciting outcome

I've really come around to Febreze's CHAOMETER [Chaos meter] method of measuring games, and this is basically how the Chaometer agrees it should shake out if I've read it right. The Lions would be the most chaotic and thus best result, then the Ravens, and then some tradeoff between Chiefs and Niners depending on what metric you're using. The Ravens and Niners are usually the bets for lowest chaos as the 1 seeds but the Chiefs are the current dominant team and the clear favorites of the Establishment, which fucks things up.

All I know is, go Lions.

Redeye Flight fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jan 23, 2024

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