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I heard the JC Penny's gonna close soon. Sucks, I work at the retro game store that only carries DS games and their's is the shitter I'd use instead of the public one.
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Have you all noticed somebody running around in the shadows? The security guard on the retrofitted mobility scooter told me it was probably just a rat. But I don't think rats carry swords like that
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Jan 23, 2024 08:35
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Turns out the new shoe store just resells limited drop shoes for $700. 
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Jan 23, 2024 08:51
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I only go for the pretzels, but now they are like $5 each and always stale.
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Jan 23, 2024 08:53
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oh…the nerdy hobby store is just walls of funkopops now, cool
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Jan 23, 2024 08:55
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*makes eye contact with you* Ay boss lemme clean your shoes
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Jan 23, 2024 08:56
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even the mall goths have ditched this place
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Jan 23, 2024 09:07
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buglord posted:oh…the nerdy hobby store is just walls of funkopops now, cool this is actually my secret undocumented hideout crawl space, mall cops hate me!!
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Jan 23, 2024 09:08
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Can you tell me where the orange julius is
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Jan 23, 2024 14:22
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should we get a pedicure? nah. *looking at giant model train display* oh that's.. cool...
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Jan 23, 2024 14:27
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*passing by closed Applebees sign* the nearest one is 10 minutes away? guess we'll just eat at the locally owned hole in the wall restaurant
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Jan 23, 2024 14:28
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Well, let's get a Jamba Juice before we hit up the independent toystore with the stuffed animals that all smell like cigarette smoke.
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Jan 23, 2024 14:29
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*watches the janitor dutifully sweeping the floors*
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Jan 23, 2024 14:29
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I think the assistant manager at Yankee Candle has the hots for me
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Jan 23, 2024 14:33
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I don't like walking past that guy that sells the handmade soaps. He's really aggressive and I don't feel like dropping 20 dollars on a bar of soap that kind of looks like Pikachu, but I feel bad since those same soaps have been there for 6 months.
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Jan 23, 2024 14:36
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I’m the silent fenced-off grand piano sitting in the food court that hasn’t been played since 1993 facing the closed and gutted Sbarro’s and Cinnabon.
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Jan 23, 2024 14:37
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*listens to where is my mind by the pixies play over the pa system as i sheepishly pick at my broccoli with beef plate in the food court*
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Jan 23, 2024 14:39
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Sword store is still hopping!
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Jan 23, 2024 14:46
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None of the escalators are running...
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Jan 23, 2024 14:48
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They actually just opened a new JCP's at mine. But apparently they turned the Macy's into a studio where charter schools film their distance learning stuff? Apparently the economy is good again
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Jan 23, 2024 14:53
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"Excuse me miss. Miss? Miss? Excuse me? Can I talk to you for a minute? Yes, only a moment I promise. You have fingernails, yes? You use products on fingernails? How much you spend on nail products? Okay, I understand you are in a hurry, but watch this, see? This is cuticle oil, okay? Now look: this is buffing block. Miss? Where are you going? I have not yet shown you the nail shiner. Miss? Miss do you have a minute? Excuse me, miss?"
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Jan 23, 2024 14:59
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Bibles here get your bibles here we got red bibles and blue bibles get your bibles here large print bibles illustrated bibles over 200 different varieties of bibles here we’ve got a bible for everyone get your bibles here bibles here
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Jan 23, 2024 14:59
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*farts between PA songs, the food court is so empty that the sound is clearly audible*
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Jan 23, 2024 15:01
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Grey Cat posted:None of the escalators are running... They're stairs, sorry for the convenience
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Jan 23, 2024 15:05
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I love the brilliant idea the mall has of banning teenagers. We can all agree that too many people is the mall's main issue
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Jan 23, 2024 15:06
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Smugworth posted:They're stairs, sorry for the convenience Ew, no thanks. I'll try the other mall across town, I hear they still have one running and still have a buildabear too.
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Jan 23, 2024 15:08
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Me, a 76 year old clueless Boomer going to the mall for the first time in 20 years: WHAT? They closed the Sears??? What the gently caress. I’ve got all these Craftsman tools I need exchanged. Oh, I can just go to JC Penney and get new tools there. WHAT?? JC Penney hasn’t sold tools in 41 years??? What the gently caress. Well at least I can still get tires here. … WHAT???!!
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Jan 23, 2024 15:15
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Me, a 76 year old clueless Boomer going to the mall for the first time in 20 years: WHAT? They closed the Sears??? What the gently caress. I’ve got all these Craftsman tools I need exchanged. Eugh the people these day's are wearing too little clothing! Shakes fist at group of teens wearing shorts And is that two girls holding hands!? What has the mall come to.
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Jan 23, 2024 15:30
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Thinking to cop some chicken teriyaki *gets denied after 5th free sample*
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Jan 23, 2024 15:30
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Raku posted:*farts between PA songs, the food court is so empty that the sound is clearly audible* excuse me im trying to eat here could you not
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Jan 23, 2024 15:35
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If anyone needs me I'll be at the coin-operated massage chairs
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Jan 23, 2024 15:36
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buglord posted:Turns out the new shoe store just resells limited drop shoes for $700. I was in Ottawa last month for some reason and walked briefly through Rideau Centre. I ended up in front a shoe store specializing in individually wrapped sneakers selling for thousands of dollars and, upon realizing what this store sold and to whom it catered, I became nearly inconsolable.
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Jan 23, 2024 15:38
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oh its a sailboat!
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Jan 23, 2024 15:43
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This mall doesn't even have a Chinese joint or a Bath and Body Works. It is not long for this world.
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Jan 23, 2024 15:44
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Gonna smell all the Yankee Candles then go home
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Jan 23, 2024 15:45
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Portly middleaged men start gathering around the dry fountain, photographing dying plants and empty stores and blasting Floral Shoppe from their phones.
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Jan 23, 2024 15:47
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Getting me a polo at the American eagle
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Jan 23, 2024 15:49
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Watching the seniors walk around the mall for exercise an hour before the mall opens. It would be nice if the mall was this busy when the stores were actually open.
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Jan 23, 2024 16:27
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Brb gonna get my eyebrows threaded at the kiosk between the Spencer's and Hot Topic.
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at the hot topic furiously and obviously shoving things into my bag while the cashier who doesnt get paid enough to care silently cheers me on
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