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Sweet! The arcade!! *lights are bright white, with no LEDs flashing* *Broken T2 pinball machine* *No basketballs to take shots with* *only one paddle for the air hockey machine* "4 PLAYER TMNT! Sweet!!"
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Jan 23, 2024 17:13
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where can I get one of those waving good luck cats? Oh at almost any store? Thanks.
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Jan 23, 2024 17:15
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I know I should get the cinnamon sugar pretzel because it is the only one on the menu that tastes like a reasonable facsimile of food, but instead I opt for a pizza pretzel because I am feeling saucy. My stomach begins to knot before the food even reaches my esophagus, and by the time it has entered my stomach I am already deep in the throes of dysentery. I void my bowels into the deactivated water fountain like so many before me; the handfuls of change once carrying the ersatz wishes of small children are now completely occluded by the thick film of feces on top. I drop into a seated position and poo poo-scoot my way to an inexplicably still-open head shop, where I purchase enough incense and patchouli to mask the smell of Auntie Anne's Gastrointestinal Event. I press further into the mall and find a video game store, where I purchase some used GameBoy Advance games for 95% of their original MSRP. The games do not include instructions or original packaging. Today is a good day.
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Jan 23, 2024 18:33
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Oops, sorry I didn't realize these were offices. You wouldn't happen to have any Reeboks, would you?
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Jan 23, 2024 18:36
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drat, that's crazy, they finally cleaned the bench where that teenager bled out after getting stabbed by that other teenager inside spencers gifts
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Jan 23, 2024 18:38
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Sbarros stuffed pizza covered in sauce with drink for 5 dollars then hitting the arcade with 10 dollars in quarters.
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Jan 23, 2024 18:39
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Hollismason posted:Sbarros stuffed pizza covered in sauce with drink for 5 dollars then hitting the arcade with 10 dollars in quarters. you find the arcade closed 25 years ago and is now used once a year for santa photoshoots
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Jan 23, 2024 18:40
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bradzilla posted:you find the arcade closed 25 years ago and is now used once a year for santa photoshoots Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Jan 23, 2024 18:40
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bradzilla posted:you find the arcade closed 25 years ago and is now used once a year for santa photoshoots "Santa" is now a QR code that loads an image filter in your camera on a sign next to a folding chair .
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Jan 23, 2024 18:54
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Buttchocks posted:"Santa" is now a QR code that loads an image filter in your camera on a sign next to a folding chair . sticker pasted over the standee sign which says "santa is coming! december 14th and 15th, 2006, 1-4pm."
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Jan 23, 2024 18:56
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No, don't fill out that "sweepstakes" to win that car over there. The timeshare people call you up and good luck getting off their phone list. Look, over in that darkened store front. They're watching us right now.
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Jan 23, 2024 19:02
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oh look the creepy guy is back to poorly conceal the fact that he's jerking off while staring in the store window...dont bother calling security for the 5th time, he'll be gone before they get there.
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Jan 23, 2024 19:31
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Paying for an overpriced and soggy pretzel from auntie anne's, maybe eat it while perusing hot topic
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Jan 23, 2024 19:35
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STABASS posted:They actually just opened a new JCP's at mine. But apparently they turned the Macy's into a studio where charter schools film their distance learning stuff? Apparently the economy is good again ...what the gently caress?
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Jan 23, 2024 20:03
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I'm just selling temu crap at a plastic folding table in the hall to the bathrooms
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Jan 23, 2024 20:05
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which way to the cinnabon?
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numberoneposter posted:which way to the cinnabon? They told me it was right across from Orange Julius
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Jan 23, 2024 20:32
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I lament the days of Sbarro and the arcade.
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Jan 23, 2024 20:34
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You guys wanna sit in the massage chairs with me? They're broken af but they're still really comfy.
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Jan 23, 2024 21:43
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Those chairs are filled with farts
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Disco Pope posted:Portly middleaged men start gathering around the dry fountain, photographing dying plants and empty stores and blasting Floral Shoppe from their phones. The dry fountain at the dead mall of my youth got taken over by the local garden railway society for a few years before it was ripped out completely. For one brief shining moment, those old fogeys had a purpose 
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anyone want to break into the garbage room and poke bits of broken pallets into the congealed grease waste?
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Jan 23, 2024 22:06
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the pack of retired people marching in lockstep early in the am past closed storefronts, matching jogging shorts and fanny packs
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Jan 23, 2024 22:14
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I'm the fountain feature that has been shut off since 1998. Things are looking up though. A guy from Spirit Halloween was here last week
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Jan 23, 2024 22:17
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I'm the dead malls vlogger rehearsing my voiceover monologue while pacing the ghostly empty food court. I'm holding my phone in front of me and trying to look like I'm not recording. While scanning for the mall security dude I see a rival vlogger approaching, going the other way. He's got a nice panasonic on a gimbal. We make eye contact. He smirks as he sees the lame samsung in my grip.
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Jan 23, 2024 22:44
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I sit at my pretzel station... it's quieter than usual. Hours go by and not a single customer. I hear scuffling below, some kids pointing and talking as they walk around with a go pro on the first floor. Now's my chance. "Hey, kids! Want to buy a pretzel!?" They seem to panic before realizing it's just some pretzel stand employee. "No thanks! We were just doing an urban exploration video!" "That's silly, this place isn't even abandoned yet!" I chuckle and push away the branches and vines to get back to my pretzel stand.
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Jan 23, 2024 23:09
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hey there everybody my names joe and i come from up there on the hill but my house is under surveillance so i'm going to hole up in and fortify the empty waldenbooks and wait for Them. hit me up if you want any canned peaches
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Jan 23, 2024 23:16
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*walks into the mall* "Hmm, seems lively, I don't know why they say this place is in trouble…" *walks 1/4 of the way down to find everything closed and the lights turned off* "oh"
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Jan 23, 2024 23:22
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I have a day off while on a work trip. I decide to visit a real American Mall. The uber is a Tesla. The guy asks if I've been to hooters and I say no. He recommends another place called "knockers" because the girls have bigger tits and the wings are better. He drops me off outside. It's hot I go inside and find a mall identical to every mall we have in Australia. I buy a fruit juice and then leave
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Jan 23, 2024 23:29
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Hello, I need a case for an iPhone 4 and ....you have one? Excellent! And they say these cell phone accessories kiosks are money laundering fronts.
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Jan 23, 2024 23:47
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I think I'll have lunch at the mall food court. *pays $25 for a thin, greasy, flavorless burger and fries*
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frumpykvetchbot posted:I'm the dead malls vlogger rehearsing my voiceover monologue while pacing the ghostly empty food court. I'm holding my phone in front of me and trying to look like I'm not recording. While scanning for the mall security dude I see a rival vlogger approaching, going the other way. He's got a nice panasonic on a gimbal. We make eye contact. He smirks as he sees the lame samsung in my grip. You both freeze at the distant echo, a third voice. It can only be... "... and the signalled intersection into the mall comes directly off of the stroad - with no bike lanes!!" ...Urban planning vloggers!!
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What do you mean you don’t have Meximelts
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Used to be a library there, now it's a wedding dress store. The Sears caught on fire and someone died, and another 'family' got caught living in an abandoned store abusing thier kids. Can always still go get pricing or tattoos at Expo if you feel like gambling tho
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Oh and there's a Games Workshop store under the elevator. Never anyone in it, so do what you will.
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Lmao I work in that loving mall and we got evaced for a gas leak last month, no wonder the roof blew off the Sears. It's been almost 50 years, are you ever gonna fix this roof, floor and pipes? Everyone's so superstitious about the 10 ghosts that haunt the place now. It's not haunted, there's a dang gap in the celing
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Jan 24, 2024 01:39
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The Maine Mall is still poppin OP. It's right off 95 in South Portland, easy in, easy out.
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N. Senada posted:I heard the JC Penny's gonna close soon. Sucks, I work at the retro game store that only carries DS games and their's is the shitter I'd use instead of the public one. How does a place like that make a profit to stay open? I mean im not criticizing I'm just curious
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What a relief, I needed a bespoke teddy bear for that party today. How are you out of bear parts? Well then, I'll take a commemorative blanket, but I want a bear embroidered on it. Ok, with the pilgrims embroidered on it.
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