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animist posted:custom relational db what in the world was this a project started in the 60’s cuz uh I mean Godspeed but holy moly
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yeah i'm really hoping this is some kind of joke or at least op is being paid the big bucks and doesn't give a gently caress about whatever dumpster fire project they're on
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Apr 9, 2024 14:07
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admittedly if they don't have basically infinite money it's probably a preferable alternative to using oracle
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Apr 9, 2024 14:11
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relational doesn’t mean it has to do all the things that big relational databases do (or even that SQLite does). just has to have tables of relations and ways to query and manipulate them. Codd’s light shines over a large kingdom
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Apr 9, 2024 17:40
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ok but let's be real; unless op is in academia my money is definitely on bespoke homegrown mysql-wannabe abomination
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Apr 9, 2024 18:07
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I’m betting a triple database with a sql-like query language
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Subjunctive posted:I’m betting a triple database with a sql-like query language that's two* too many databases *some would say three, but this is the database enjoyer thread
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Apr 9, 2024 20:41
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I like linq and dictionaries. this is basically a relational data base
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Bloody posted:I like linq and dictionaries. this is basically a relational data base what level summon Shaggar spell is this?
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Apr 10, 2024 09:41
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today i have a customer that's confused because they DOUBLED the disk size of their database and they're still getting an out of space error? why does your database need so much disk this is ridiculous they doubled it to 2 GB
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Apr 10, 2024 15:50
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seems to me like it's time to move to hbase or maybe have vendors like teradata submit bids for a custom enterprise solution
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PIZZA.BAT posted:today i have a customer that's confused because they DOUBLED the disk size of their database and they're still getting an out of space error? why does your database need so much disk this is ridiculous I had to ask a customer for 96 cores and 240gb ram and they asked for justification but didn’t really flinch and I felt real old
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shitface posted:I had to ask a customer for 96 cores and 240gb ram and they asked for justification but didn’t really flinch and I felt real old "you have too much data, yet you persist with wanting to keep this data"
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Apr 10, 2024 19:31
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you never know when we'll need this
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Apr 10, 2024 20:33
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:you never know when we'll need this lots of training data for a model of site usage! to do nothing with!
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tbf to them it sure beats working
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